>Be Oslo >Be find bankcard (of nigger related from pic) >Her motherfucking name is Memory >find phone number, call and meet her >she comes whilst on the phone, but shouts at me: >"OOGA BOOGA STEAL MUH CARD AND MUH MONEHS BOOGA BOOGA PAOLICE" >"Excuse me, I just found the card and called you from the place I found it at" >grabs card from my hand, starts walking away and yelling on the phone in Oogabooglandian >puts card in pocket >misses, it drops on the grass >I saw >no one else did >wait while she's away enough >pick up card and go home
What can I do with her card to fuck with her to the max without it being traceable back to me?
OP will provide for his family.
Xavier Parker
Bump for incredible potential
Logan Brooks
Order 100 extra large pizzas to a nearby homeless shelter
Joseph Smith
I don't fucking get it. I called her and did her a huge favor by spending my time waiting for her fat, black ass to waddle itself just to pick it up and she goes mad at me... What the fuck is wrong with these people?
Jackson Nelson
It's Norway, every call I make is traceable. Every transaction I make is traceable. Every payphone has a camera on top of it or near it. It's like BigBrother
Hudson Cox
Pic of whole card
Hunter Barnes
I thought Norway was too cold for niggers
Kayden Wilson
Op don't be a fag. What are we supposed to do when you're covering up the card?
Owen Nelson
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Colton Thompson
Can you order online from a public library?
David Davis
Let's not do that.
Sebastian Young
You'd be fucking perplexed. Sure I can. But every library has a camera, right? They can find when I did the transaction and check the cameras = op is kill I didn't suck on boat pedals when I was a kid
Owen Barnes
Let's do. What's the point of this thread if op is going to continue being such a faggot?
Charles Reed
What about a payphone. Try and find one without cameras
Xavier Rivera
But, OP is always a faggot, that remains. Giving you the pic would also mean giving you access to her info. Which is a no-no.
John Gomez
>be 23 >go out drinking with coworkers >get fucking tanked, black out at about 1am >regain memory at around 4am >apparently trying to walk the 10 miles home >lost as shit, wandering into the bad part of town >group of niggers comes up to me >I try to be friendly and explain situation, ask where I am >they just laugh >I offer to pay them for directions >head nigger pulls out a gun >"damn right you're going to pay" >they basically drag me to an ATM after finding out I only had 10 bucks in my wallet >gun nigger stays to the side so he doesn't get on ATM camera >tell them I only have 200 bucks in my account (thankfully none of them came up and checked ) >hand over the 200 >call the police after I'm out of the area >one of the responding officers was a nigger >gets all up in my face because I said "a bunch of niggers" when I called 911 describing what happened >arrests me for public intoxication >they never follow up on the theft, kept calling me a liar
Alexander Allen
>put it in a wallet >drop it near a gypsy They'll know what to do
Michael Ortiz
And what could I do from there? Ordering pizzas is fucking boring I wanna order a live pig and release it into the mosque in Oslo
Gabriel Torres
this OP
Ethan Harris
Well that is some clever fucking thinking But I wanna have amusement from this Man, I don't know, what the fuck Fucking orangutans
Bentley Ramirez
replace mosque with rapefugee camp
Mason Williams
OP will not gain entertainment from giving the card to a gypsy OP is here purely for entertainment
Nathaniel Smith
Fucking monkeys. Why the fuck did they end slavery by giving them freedom instead of shipping them all back home to Africa.
Ethan Cooper
Don't know where those are in Oslo, and if there are, how the fuck do I bring a motherfucking swine there without being mauled by 52 somalians? The mosque area is dead silent at night and I can just drive the pig there
Julian Peterson
Has anyone mentioned how much of a fag OP is?
Kayden Flores
DEPORT ALL NIGGERS BACK TO AFRICA SHOT THOSE WHO RESIST HAIL TRUMP
Brandon Rivera
shoot* lewd
Ayden Fisher
Tl;dr how do I buy a pig in norway
Noah Cruz
You got to be sneaky with the rapefugeecamp, but the level of delivery would be unbelivable. You want to become a legend? Do it.
Parker Flores
HAIL TRUMP
Joseph Gray
Work with me then Find me a way to use the card to possibly get cash out of it, then I know how to get piggies
Gabriel Martinez
I forgot to mention, I lost my keys at some point in the night (honestly can't remember if I lost them before or if the niggers stole them). So the night I got out of jail I had to sleep on the sidewalk outside my apartment until maintenance woke up to make me a new key. Worst weekend of my life, thanks entirely to niggers
Oliver Anderson
>Call her again from a payphone. >Record Conversation. >Tell her you are at (insert random location near public camera that you can view on the internet). >Look at the video on the internet and record her walking around and looking for you. >post the shit in this thread >Have lulz
Austin Phillips
Do you have these Supermarkets that accept cards using signature or do not check at all who uses them? If so, buy cheap water with bottle deposit, empty the water out of the bottles and turn the bottles in for the deposit. Old money laundry method I used when selling drugs in Highschool.
Camden Cox
Pretty solid debit card security here fam, give it to some gypsies and they'll probably use it worse than Sup Forums knows how to
Kevin Turner
this
Alexander Martin
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Adrian Jackson
this guy has the right idea
Lucas Sullivan
...
Elijah Baker
>that story smells like bullshit >justsayin
Hunter Powell
...
Adrian Turner
...
Henry Phillips
>make a paypal >transfer money on card to paypal >transfer money on paypal to bitcoins >??? >profit
Dominic Morales
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Nathaniel Sullivan
Good trick, but outdated Cheapest bottle of anything: 14kr- Deposit from those bottles: 1kr- We only have supermarkets that accept the card if you type in the 4 digit pin Way too much shit to do for no amusement at all >sit and look at a nigger walk around I can do that by looking out of my window
Elijah Evans
Hello there
Landon Gomez
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Julian Wright
Motherfucker are you stupid? How do i make a paypal for the card if I have NO INFO except the card How wouldnI make those transactions when they're also traceable?
Aiden Stewart
>AIDS INTENSIFIES
Dylan Hughes
well, we Germans have 8 cent Water with 25 cent deposit. Still works here I guess ^^
Eli Thompson
I know it'as Asis, but do you have a source for this set?
Owen Sanchez
Nigger are you a full retard? Maintenance guys for apts are on call 24/7. So, when your semen clogs the pipes from jerking it to traps and trans niggers, your house doesn't fill with shit and jizz.
Thomas Evans
Well, you Germans also have as many muslims and niggers as Norway does, so don't be too proud of your silly water there
Aaron Wright
A "no-no"? Wow you're a fag. Gtfo my chan
Bentley Ortiz
Well, If I find a niggercard free state care 24/7 I *WILL* deliver a pig to a rapefugeecamp for sure. Germans do always deliver - National Pride etc.
Bentley Lewis
Not everywhere you delusional fucking imbecile I got locked out of my apartment building a few months back and the maintenance couldn't come till the morning
Benjamin Nguyen
possible scenarios
* sign up to all kinds of pornsites. share the access with b/.
* use tor/vpn/whatever works to hide your physical machine. use a public wifi spot like starbucks. transfer all money to another acc or buy some shit.
* half burn the card the leave it at her house or anywhere she can find it later.
* dress as a hobo transgender with beard and cash out from any atm.
Eli Miller
i didn't have the number.
Justin Scott
Yeah fuck your face and 'your chan' you diaper shitting little brat
Nathan Morris
also this was back in the era before smartphones with internet were everywhere. I had a motorola slvr with no data plan.
Caleb Parker
Can't do most of those things because no pin
Jack Ramirez
should have been a "so there was no way for me to look it up" at the end of that
Noah Roberts
If the faggot OP speaks the truth and everything is being watched, wouldn't they be reading this and any thing you do will be already known anyway?
Ryder Anderson
Fuck yeah here we go. Post card info. There's a hungry Nigerian out there who will profit from this.
Connor Davis
>will provide >denies first reasonable decent idea Fail as fuck. Abandon thread
Charles Sanders
It's not a creditcard right, so wtf are you gonna do with it?
John Richardson
Cuz I dindu nuffin yet and also:
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Joshua Sanders
another idea cuz i am a sick fuck...
cum on the card, let it dry, give it back. bonus if you can manage to give some std, or pox...
Benjamin Cox
> You're a fucking moron which is why you went out of your way to help this woman in the first place Everything is your fault and u suck
Jacob Brooks
Swipe it through your manboobs and demand to speak with the zoo manager fuck you
Nathaniel Harris
>thanks entirely to niggers i'd say getting black out drunk out played a big part too
Jack Miller
SAGE Yeah they're totally going to backtrace it to 4 Chan.
Luis Peterson
That's fuckig creepy I have no stds either Yeah sorry for being a decent human being, fuck right off
Liam Hall
so it's ok for niggers to rob people just because they're drunk?
Dylan Powell
I meant, he would get the card info which means he would know her namr and be able to find her phone etxetcetcetcetc Not the fucking police you shallow fucking jizz stain
Jaxson Adams
Whatever you do is going to have some risk attached. Maybe you should just drop it in front of some gypsies like previously suggested.
Christian Richardson
You can do online stuff cause that requires the 3 digit security code on the back of the card, not the PIN. Or at least thats how it is in the US I cant say I know if its the same over there
Blake Gonzalez
Are you retarded?
Zachary Jackson
op prove that you are not a nigro loving faggot cuck and post full picture of the card.
Sebastian Butler
Poor you. Call a cab next time.
Jacob Morales
>decent human being >trying to run someone's credit card without out getting caught after u felt stupid >not doing the one good idea You're a dumb ass and not a decent person Sage
Kevin Foster
Are you? No one said it's a credit card It even says it's a fucking bank card I'm asking for ideas, not your cptn. Hindsight wisdom
Zachary Flores
i would have if i were thinking clearly. I have no idea why I decided to try and walk home. I have tried very hard to remember the last couple hours of that night and I can't, and none of my coworkers would/could tell me.
Jeremiah Brown
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Julian King
are you dumb? where did i say that?
Jeremiah Butler
That fucking card cant be used for anything since you dont have the pin-code. Got it now, you fucking idiot?
Nicholas Ramirez
would let her suffocate me with those udders until i dieded
Colton Carter
just post the card details :p
Ian Lee
It can, and I fucking know where it can I just don't know how to do it without getting tracked down, you asslicking fucking supplicant
Aaron Allen
you're implying it's my fault for being robbed because I was drunk.
Camden Foster
OP is a faggot and lied to us. Thread closed.
Luke Gomez
cut the card in pieces and then take a picture of a pile of those pieces and post? com on op deliver something!!?
I can order shit from the ineternet, just needs the CVV code which is written on the card I can pay at restaurants because it's swipe-only. I can use it on the phone by just giving the card details
Benjamin Hall
This thread is a fail. Op doesn't have the balls to do anything, yet asked for ideas. This is the type of pussy shit we don't need here. Op just throw the card away and get back to 8th grade. This is faggotry at the highest degree. Sage in all fields.
Christian Kelly
you could have easily prevented it by showing some decency and intelligence. the robbers should be prosecuted, no doubt, but you're a fucking moron and should stop bitching.
Wyatt Baker
here is how you dont get tracked down.
virtual machine + tor + vpn + public wifi.
delete the disk image after the deed is done.
did i miss anythin? plz do tell me
Carter Ross
>op refuses to be stupid and risk >this thread is fail Well, yes You failed
Matthew Torres
i fucking told you i tried to be nice and friendly and was willing to pay for simple directions. Whites would not have treated me like that. Niggers are scum and so are you. I wouldn't be surprised if you're a nigger yourself.