I found my old laptop with XP on it and it still works somehow. Dubs decide what I do

I found my old laptop with XP on it and it still works somehow. Dubs decide what I do.

Install bonzi buddy

Roll

kill yourself

roll

roll

Get the dubs. ROLL!

Rollin

Rilling

Nice dub, me.

Dubs get

Winrar

delete system32

Tanks, myself

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Install every toolbar and click every banner ad

Doing it right now

Disable adblock and click on the shadiest ads.

Make Bonzi Buddy into a nazi.

Install a desktop stripper.

Get the most badass mouse pointer ever.

delete system32

Go to 9gag and set the first thing you see as a wallpaper.

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noice!

You gotta pay the roll toll to get into that boy's hole.

Search free download games and see how many games it takes to get a virus

Install Ares Galaxy

Rolling

update to windows 10

check mate

Perfect

o shit

Smash with a hammer

I fired up my old computer and it has Windows XP on it. It won't allow me to download files, run Java, Shockwave etc.

How do I update the OS without having to pay for it?

I need my computer to apply for jobs and I'm too poor to buy hardware/software.

>I found my old laptop with XP on it and it still works somehow.
It's not "somehow." Of course it will still work fine. XP doesn't just stop working.

What to do:
>Update Java
>Update Flash
>Update Adobe Reader
>Check Windows Update, get Malicious Removal Tool
>Put Firefox 28 on it, add NoScript, Ad block Plus (find the Youtube Theater filter for it), and Flash Block)
>Install uTorrent 2.0.4 and get the ipfilter.dat file, encrypt connections, allow legacy unencrypted, disable DHT
>install OpenOffice 3 (while Oracle still had it) don't update it
>Audacity, older version of Media Coder, Virtual Dub 1.9.9
BTW: Windows Movie Maker in XP will do widescreen video editing and saving. There's an option for it.
Defrag, check volume for errors.
Use it and be happy.

install windows 7, install some heavy duty RATs, leave near a popular place, see what happens

stfu thats no fun

winrar

>Windows XP
>Suddenly stop working because 2016

How fucking retarded are you OP?

Burn a copy of a newer windows. Torrent it.

>I fired up my old computer and it has Windows XP on it. It won't allow me to download files, run Java, Shockwave etc.
You have Internet Exploder's options set wrong. Reset them and you will be able to do all that. Shockwave is outdated - it's Flash Player now.

>How do I update the OS without having to pay for it?
Windows Update. Just keep it XP anyway.

he got dubs.
do it op
dont be a fag

>stfu thats no fun
You shut up. It's loads of fun when you have a usable computer.

Install Windows 95

You ruined the thread.

Stick dick in CD drive

Pls get

This

Make Vapourwave music on it. Windows XP A E S T H E T I C

>Stick dick in CD drive

Lmfao this

Roll

lol he clearly doesn't care so may aswell do what he wants with it

cant get full nudes, you have to pay for it

Rollllio

Thisss

Roll

Pls dick in CD drive

WINRAR

Linux you tosser.

I use Google Chrome (I know it's shit but I'm used to it)

How do I run a Windows Update? I hear Windows XP isn't getting any more updates.

do it

install gentoo

Winrar!!!!!!!!!!!

rolling for this

gentoooo

Sorry guys, it doesnt have a cd drive, its an older version of this

"Someone made a virus free..."

Nice try faggot I'm telling on you.

Download some cool toolbars and install some badass mouse cursors, like a skull or a sword

this

WINRAR

Winrar

fm lvl?

↑TOP↑

Your tabs arent trigering, go away.

finally made it to 66, hard maxing out without aus servers

This

I was kidding. FUCKING GO DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR LIFE

>browsing Sup Forums

>blockland forums
shieet man, haven't been there or played blockland in forever. it's probably been like 3 years now. i tried to regain access to my account, but the whole thing never worked out.

install windows 10

You tumblr fgt, shut up.

Using IE now

Install the buddy.

Delete system32

rolling for this

Watch Barbie girl while installing 5 lowest rated add-ons for chrome+ Norton antivirus

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lets get rolling

format C drive

>GREVEN
Nazi guy

Write this on console, :(){:|:&};:

that is pure cancer this is worse than tumblr and 9gag combined

this is the only good reason to keep the dead penalty

DO IT

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rolling

Auto roll

Winrar

Dump porn folder

Mate all about the d long

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