Waifu claim thread

waifu claim thread

>claim
>discuss
>minimum rp/erp
>other rules
>get mad at me for not listing other rules

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Kyouko claimed.

Konata,
Little gay user.
It is I, depressed, cute boi, etc

Britfag Maki Claim.

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I gotta go now, later gators!

Stay safe and never drink and drive!

I love you

Weeb trash REEEE

Best type moon claimed.

shiiit

Megumin claimed~
Yeah, because everybody walks around with a blood pack~

Bye konata

Goodbye friend.

Fuck you

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Tenryuu claimed

I don't understand why Neo doesn't like guro.

Bye, smoke and fly instead.

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Welp, time to die

Furry

I like this pic. I really like it.

bye Konata!

best girl claimed
WHY NO RULES
I FUCKIN KNOW RIGHT UNGGG
ah shit that sucks
woah that is kinda brutal
>i was going to post a really brutal gif i thought i had but i can't find it here nor on the interbutt. i may have to make it.
>will this suffice?
I will try to contain my excitement!
>no promises
>dubs
and blowing up the castle was the cutest fucking thing!!

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>doesn't like guro.
For real?

This is hilarious on so many levels.

Lurk moar.

i'm not a furry

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Claiming Courtney.

Atago pls.

i m so mainstream

Akiko claimed
>light novel style

>leftover cookies
My sister made the cookies, they were divine. Chocolate chip hazelnut cookies nigguh
>Was the girl a kawaii?
The girl was pretty kawaii, I'd say a 7/10 hispanic girl with some really nice hips but one too many dimensions
>Did you spaghetti or smooth?
I didn't go spaghetti at all, I'm actually pretty sociable and I'm not nervous when talking to people. I simply don't like most other people which is why I stick around here
>How'd you get the money?
I got the money from my mom. Turns out she was so happy with the present I got her she decided to pay the fine from the train for me.

f/a/ggot

why is Tomo double fisting cocks?

I'm only slightly /d/egenerate

What video player do you guys use?

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hey friendo whats the big idea

Let's pretend I'm a med student to validate a poor joke~~

Crossover waifus are the best. Kyouko user gave me pick related

You're a really shitty person.

See ya~
>dat gif
Oh dear..

MPC-HC

I see you there.

fuck you tats

My shy little waifu.

Don't forget to sage, not like your one sage would do shit.

>woah that is kinda brutal
There's worse in the series but doesn't happen to Shiki, if anything she's more brutal but that webm would be a spoiler.

sachi claim

I'll sage your fucking ass tomoko

qott: who wants me to do an ms paint of them? i'll post the two i have currently made
its not like people follow them anyways

>Shiro

>slightly

>Shiro

>home

You see, I like her, moot likes her and so on : asuka is a mainstream waifu. Glad i claimed her first

VLC

down syndrome paintings

Wrong thread.

Exhibit A
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thank you

Just saw some kid get side swiped by a bus on my way to work.
Lol rekt little fag

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MPC-HC

>die

Now tell me something I didn't know yet.

I was wondering if I could use KCP with SMPlayer since I used it for so long, but might make the change for MPC today.

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sounds sweet af.
>I simply don't like most other people which is why I stick around here
agree agree desu
Oh yeah speaking of that, a few of my friends that play vidya, browse Sup Forums and are generally fucky people are moving out of their dorms and into a villa. Villa is like 375 per month each and it has four bedrooms. The three friends invited a fourth guy but he might bail. If he does I might get to go live with them.
Dude it's a sick pad, jacuzi, sauna, three floors, multiple recreation rooms and a garden for their dog. It's going to be fucking awesome IF the fourth guy bails. I already spend a negligible amount of money per semester so it's super do-able
VLC cause it has the subtitle sync, you?
>filename
erm, chainsaw gif sachii?

Good

Noice

Y'all posting some great fucking art today

Welcome back!

Careful with those edges m8

I would assume you do know it.
That's why all your friends left you, isn't it?

Why pretend when you can be one~?

yeah >.< she gets rekt hard in that scene
but all the characters get psychologically rekt at some point
>Glad i claimed her first
nope
>15:41:44
>15:40:28

thank you for being considerate. I'm considering watching
>also nice trips

I edited the text out to make a wallpaper if anyone is interested.

>no

;^)

Thanks qt.

Oh, well, how did your race go?

Welcome back Booby Brother.
I consider this normal.

So guys, who do you hate the most on /waifu/?

Hey Kyouko. How are you?

Worst waifu.
You should just drop dead.

The piece of shit frog poster that left

Breast friend.

I wish I would.

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It depends. I guess Syndra.

Kek yes i did.

I kinda feel bad for this guy.
He's trying to be friendly and nobody cares about him.
Fagg

thats like one of my only pics that don't have sachii
what are these beautiful works of art and where can i buy one?

I do too, you're an obnoxious piece of shit.

I'm doing good, thanks for asking, what about you?

No one in particular.

faggots*

>but all the characters get psychologically rekt at some point
So I've noticed when I watched the show
Great anime btw~

Gonna play more now. Kinda tiring to stop playing to reply
I love you all

Currently SMPlayer but will probably change into MPC-HC.

My friends didn't leave me. But I wonder what happened in your life to make you sling shit anonymously on the internet.

fuck you tomoko

her pocky is called kucky. kek

thanks user
hate is a very strong word. tbh i don't even dislike anyone here. i suppose i used to dislike syndra but he's chill now in my eyes.

Don't die I think you're cool. user is just a lil bitch

Claiming best waifu

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Was it one of those little shits that taunt the bus driver and stand on the road or as close to the edge as possible or did he not see it coming?

Dude your potential housing sounds fucking awesome. I suggest you take the certain for the uncertain and assassinate that prick right away

Thanks. There isn't much I can do about that.

I won't.

You sure as hell complain about it a lot.
>my friends left me
>can't get close to anyone
>wah

Hello everyone!


claim.

yea if you haven't noticed yet, i tend to try to make friends with everyone, which leaves me with no room for dislike

>Shiro

HA
I'm not smart enough to be a med student. That's why I study journalism at a second-rate university

shitposters who talk shit without a waifu to hide behind anonymity

Obligatory claim.