gonna do a suicide edition
/brit/
just FUCK OFF already
doing a do
Why aren't my windows double glazed? Really wish my windows were double glazed.
The janny
might put a pizza in the oven
hope to God that you arent the runt who just called me a "fat shit" last thread. I swear to christ i'll knock you out if you are
>FOYs telling other people to fuck off
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Shut the fuck up you attention seeking faggot.
does doing an aeropress count as cooking?
me on the right
you know what else you can fit in a domestic oven?
what vid is this from?
the fucking state of him haha
UNDER YO' SEXY BODY
this guy is a top class cunt
he literally lied about wanting to leave europe to get a top government job and is now trying to keep us in europe
Nothing better than a nice pair of high quality leather work boots
@68467985
shit bait, how would you be able to tell its from a video?
why are politicians always ridiculously ugly?
not a jot
Do u lik videogames
fuckin hate the cunts aye
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third eye on the right
no
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thats a big onahole
bit dead
would fuck Dolores' arse rotten until her robot gunk falls out
absolutely atrocious thread
this
Need to get the gf something for Christmas lads
Reckon clothes are alright? I'd rather get a meaningful gift on her birthday instead
hello?
Every night before I go to sleep, I get a thought flashing through my mind. 9 times out of 10, it's some variation of "put a gun in your mouth and squeeze the trigger" and occasionally it's just a simple "Kill yourself." Is this what therapists are referring to when they ask about "suicidal thoughts"? Or are they talking about really elaborate thoughts of suicide where you essentially plan exactly how you're going to do it?
nice bird
used to post pictures of myself in panties on Sup Forums 2bh
off u self
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I'm a new-born radical-centrist
which mainstream party should I be supporting?
@68468208
Thinking anyone on here believes you actually have a gf
both count, ones just needs to be more urgently addressed than the other
So I'm sweet as for now then?
Con el dinero baila el perro
don't want to get out of bed lads
mum dropped me off at uni to do my exam but I've dropped out so I'm just on the computers waiting for 2 hours
where did the "anyway heres wonderwall" thing come from?
the lib dems
oasis
Not sure why I'd lie about that desu
if you think so
they're nasty malcontents according to ornithologists. will tear chunks out of each other over access to seeds and shit
I'll risk it.
>watching an efukt vid
>Guy is getting ridiculed for his dick being tiny
>Watch it
>He's like 5-6 inches
>They're all agreeing they can't even feel it
hate my life
Anyone want some free money?
Nick Griffin is moving to Eastern Europe fucking hell
>Speaking to LBC on Friday, Nick Griffin told host Iain Dale that western democracy is coming to an end and war will force people to move to "Hungary, Poland, or Russia."
In the conversation, Dale asked Griffin whether he was seriously considering moving abroad, noting that in the past Griffin has appeared very against the idea of people moving between countries.
Griffin, who currently resides in Wales, notes that he feels there'll be no other option but to head east, as the west will fall and people from the UK, as refugees, will flee.
Eastern Europe that is where Christian European civilization can survive he said.
Left to right
England, Australia, USA, Ireland
tfw no proof of address so i can't get my money out of my betfair account and i can't afford food because of it
is this a thing that black women do?
trump
radical centrist is codeword for white genocide
Top lads
is he the original nuttah?
Standing
On the edge
Of the crater
bloody politicians are all the same, just liars t b h
the oneitis
you can't get a bank statement or something?
only the strong, independent ones
devolution is a code word for english genocide
>virgin said they MIGHT have the 'net fixed by noon tomorrow
fml
think captcha is baneposting me lads
A union that's unbreakable, of freerepublics,
Great Russiahas welded forever to stand!
Long live the creation of the will of the people,
The united, mightySoviet Union!
Glory to the fatherland, land of the freeA reliable stronghold of peoples' friendship! Party of Lenin, strength of the people,Leads us to the triumph ofCommunism!
Through tempests the sun of freedom shone to us,
And the greatLeninilluminated our path,
To a just cause he raised up the peoples,
To labour and heroic deeds he inspired us!
CHORUS
In the victory of the immortal ideas of Communism
We see the future of our country,
And to theRed Bannerof our glorious Fatherland
We shall always be selflessly true!
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you deserve it for making virgins do your dirty work
Work meal begins in 3 hours
Made a concious decision that I shan't be attending
would fuck
no there are very few black people in eastern europe
waiting for the 'za to cook
it's 3pm you fat git
pics when it comes out
>QUITE FRANKLY
iceland pizza is a bit shite
farmfoods>iceland
only time i got out of bed so far was to get water and put the 'za in the 'en
maybe
it's nothing exciting
i had a full one like 2 hours ago and I'm not remotely fat
in excellent shape actually
dont get people who eat pizza without eating a whole one 2bh
>stuffed crust
>nothing exciting
>american heart attack edition pizza
done that a few times now, running out of excuses
what will your excuse be though?
>stuffed crust
>anything other than cheese
Putin will Make Russia Great Again and the UK with Brexit was just a pawn in his grand plan, this is fact.
raining out
Farewell and adieu to you, Spanish Ladies,
Farewell and adieu to you, ladies of Spain;
For we've received orders for to sail for old England
And we may never see you fair ladies again.
Come back :(
>'go 'own 'eaway 'our 'eese' 'elt 'za
looks nice
drinking already lads haha
decided saturday is my designated drinking day from here on. staying dry and eating healthy every other day from here on
can't believe no one has made a joke about ARSEnal being bum boys
they must be genuinely gay to make it a homophobic hate crime or something
ah yes a frog trying to climb its way to relevance via forming a union and trying to make it seem necessary
good shanty desu
morning you little molluscs
any good excuses?
don't know will worry about that on Monday
shouldn't have said I was going in the first place