/brit/

gonna do a suicide edition

just FUCK OFF already

doing a do

Why aren't my windows double glazed? Really wish my windows were double glazed.

The janny

might put a pizza in the oven

hope to God that you arent the runt who just called me a "fat shit" last thread. I swear to christ i'll knock you out if you are

>FOYs telling other people to fuck off

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Shut the fuck up you attention seeking faggot.

does doing an aeropress count as cooking?

me on the right

you know what else you can fit in a domestic oven?

what vid is this from?

the fucking state of him haha

UNDER YO' SEXY BODY

this guy is a top class cunt

he literally lied about wanting to leave europe to get a top government job and is now trying to keep us in europe

Nothing better than a nice pair of high quality leather work boots

@68467985
shit bait, how would you be able to tell its from a video?

why are politicians always ridiculously ugly?

not a jot

Do u lik videogames

fuckin hate the cunts aye

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third eye on the right

no

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thats a big onahole

bit dead

would fuck Dolores' arse rotten until her robot gunk falls out

absolutely atrocious thread

this

Need to get the gf something for Christmas lads

Reckon clothes are alright? I'd rather get a meaningful gift on her birthday instead

hello?

Every night before I go to sleep, I get a thought flashing through my mind. 9 times out of 10, it's some variation of "put a gun in your mouth and squeeze the trigger" and occasionally it's just a simple "Kill yourself." Is this what therapists are referring to when they ask about "suicidal thoughts"? Or are they talking about really elaborate thoughts of suicide where you essentially plan exactly how you're going to do it?

nice bird

used to post pictures of myself in panties on Sup Forums 2bh

off u self

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I'm a new-born radical-centrist

which mainstream party should I be supporting?

@68468208
Thinking anyone on here believes you actually have a gf

both count, ones just needs to be more urgently addressed than the other

So I'm sweet as for now then?

Con el dinero baila el perro

don't want to get out of bed lads

mum dropped me off at uni to do my exam but I've dropped out so I'm just on the computers waiting for 2 hours

where did the "anyway heres wonderwall" thing come from?

the lib dems

oasis

Not sure why I'd lie about that desu

if you think so

they're nasty malcontents according to ornithologists. will tear chunks out of each other over access to seeds and shit

I'll risk it.

>watching an efukt vid
>Guy is getting ridiculed for his dick being tiny
>Watch it
>He's like 5-6 inches
>They're all agreeing they can't even feel it

hate my life

Anyone want some free money?

Nick Griffin is moving to Eastern Europe fucking hell


>Speaking to LBC on Friday, Nick Griffin told host Iain Dale that western democracy is coming to an end and war will force people to move to "Hungary, Poland, or Russia."
In the conversation, Dale asked Griffin whether he was seriously considering moving abroad, noting that in the past Griffin has appeared very against the idea of people moving between countries.
Griffin, who currently resides in Wales, notes that he feels there'll be no other option but to head east, as the west will fall and people from the UK, as refugees, will flee.
Eastern Europe that is where Christian European civilization can survive he said.

Left to right
England, Australia, USA, Ireland

tfw no proof of address so i can't get my money out of my betfair account and i can't afford food because of it

is this a thing that black women do?

trump

radical centrist is codeword for white genocide

Top lads

is he the original nuttah?

Standing
On the edge
Of the crater

bloody politicians are all the same, just liars t b h

the oneitis

you can't get a bank statement or something?

only the strong, independent ones

devolution is a code word for english genocide

>virgin said they MIGHT have the 'net fixed by noon tomorrow
fml

think captcha is baneposting me lads

A union that's unbreakable, of freerepublics,
Great Russiahas welded forever to stand!
Long live the creation of the will of the people,
The united, mightySoviet Union!

Glory to the fatherland, land of the freeA reliable stronghold of peoples' friendship! Party of Lenin, strength of the people,Leads us to the triumph ofCommunism!

Through tempests the sun of freedom shone to us,
And the greatLeninilluminated our path,
To a just cause he raised up the peoples,
To labour and heroic deeds he inspired us!

CHORUS

In the victory of the immortal ideas of Communism
We see the future of our country,
And to theRed Bannerof our glorious Fatherland
We shall always be selflessly true!

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you deserve it for making virgins do your dirty work

Work meal begins in 3 hours
Made a concious decision that I shan't be attending

would fuck

no there are very few black people in eastern europe

waiting for the 'za to cook

it's 3pm you fat git

pics when it comes out

>QUITE FRANKLY

iceland pizza is a bit shite

farmfoods>iceland

only time i got out of bed so far was to get water and put the 'za in the 'en

maybe
it's nothing exciting

i had a full one like 2 hours ago and I'm not remotely fat

in excellent shape actually

dont get people who eat pizza without eating a whole one 2bh

>stuffed crust

>nothing exciting
>american heart attack edition pizza

done that a few times now, running out of excuses

what will your excuse be though?

>stuffed crust
>anything other than cheese

Putin will Make Russia Great Again and the UK with Brexit was just a pawn in his grand plan, this is fact.

raining out

Farewell and adieu to you, Spanish Ladies,
Farewell and adieu to you, ladies of Spain;
For we've received orders for to sail for old England
And we may never see you fair ladies again.

Come back :(

>'go 'own 'eaway 'our 'eese' 'elt 'za
looks nice

drinking already lads haha

decided saturday is my designated drinking day from here on. staying dry and eating healthy every other day from here on

can't believe no one has made a joke about ARSEnal being bum boys

they must be genuinely gay to make it a homophobic hate crime or something

ah yes a frog trying to climb its way to relevance via forming a union and trying to make it seem necessary

good shanty desu

morning you little molluscs

any good excuses?
don't know will worry about that on Monday
shouldn't have said I was going in the first place