Calling all newfags

calling all newfags

Newfag here, may I help you?

Oh hai there :3xD rawrrrr :D

kek

highest lol

@684696205
yes, hi

>9gag_0009.jpg
>9gag
>9gag...
>9GAG!?!?!?!?!

GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE

...

how do i get an username?

...

684696649
how do you green text XD

whats a green text

nice doubles man

%triforce

Also what's a finger box?

whats the big deal with doubles

...

...

top nozzle??

How do I sign in?

just put this simbol ">" at the beggining of a sentence

here is an exmple >nigger

...

...

Newfag @684696339

nice triple 4 and 6

Spiro Fagnew here @thread.

how do i register for acc?
why can't i register for acc?
halp

...

Where is the upvote button

whats cp?

I'm 12 and what is this?

...

...

@684696205
What is this newfag you mean?

...

How do I give u an upboat good sir?
I would like to give u gold but I'm kind of new here *shyly laughs*

Concerned Penetration.

It's where your girl is so small we're worried you'll have your skin scraped off entering her.

If it happens though, post pics! We love gore.

rolling for a chance to get repeating digits on my number LOL wish me luk

Stop I'm an overly-sensitive trap fapper. Please do not trigger me with spiderman or scat posts.

I didn't get cool numbers fuck a duck LOL

Red Five, standing by

@684696205
XDXDXDXD r/Sup Forums is better than Sup Forums XDXDXD

Lol sweet repeating numbers! How did you do it?

>hey guys what's up btw you shouldn't use offensive terminology such as "new fag". We are people to!

nice number 2 then another 2 on your number there anonymous ( I said it!)

Have to send you my deltree c/.zip as fast as possible

Agreed. Sup Forums is a safe space!

Do you hear about this things call "memes"?

I dont get this site

All you fags are Newfags kek
GTFO NORMIES REEEEEE kek

What's the system32 virus and how do I get rid of it?

silly female doesn't understand us but it alright we are mysterious !

LOL NIGGERS AMIRITE

It's easy just drag it to the recycle bin and hit delete friend

newfag.

The oldfags know what time it is.

@684698689

so true! We need to stop with offensive words

NYPA

Don't imply that women can't understand this site! Sexism isn't tolerated on the Chan.

We don't use that language around here

I don't even know myself, haha

Lost

I'm an oldfag

...

sorry, friendo i will not do it again ( also nice numbers on your message friendo)

WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE!!!?!?!?!

We are legion

How do you private message other users? I want to send send some of my funny cat memes XD

Legion newfags!
*laughs nefariously* >:3

Summer fag
Old fag reporting in

Omg look at my numbers!!! I'm the king of the 4 Chan!

We are anonymous.

We are legion

Omg i love adventure time!

We never forgive

(@ Oh my; look what time it is!)

We don't forget