im home alone Sup Forums
i'll say anything
Im home alone Sup Forums
Aiden Cooper
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William Green
Geary is autistic
Nathan James
Say "God I wish dad would molest me the way he used to"
Adam Bennett
Say you want to swallow your dad's cum
Jackson Reyes
Hitler did nothing wrong
Nathaniel Brown
Austin Bailey
"Nice community ban, my friend"
I need this for taunting some faggots
Jack Jackson
Scooter spadooter is my nigger nogger Asshole clogger
Bentley Morgan
David Martinez
Adam Collins
Swiggity swooty, I'm coming for that booty
Thomas Young
Eichhörnchen
Nathaniel Cruz
Mason Baker
scream "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Noah Reyes
Say"It didn't have to end this way...Carl...CAAAAAAARRRRLLL!"
Nicholas Edwards
Gavin Murphy
shriek out "niggers are scum"
Gavin Perry
I'm so fresh you can suck my nuts
Blake Anderson
Alexander Williams
Andrew does a killer indian voice
Carter Martin
Xavier Morales
Sing the seinfield bassline
Tyler James
Say
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Jeremiah Nelson
Connor Gonzalez
Alright your voice is perfect for my film, basically I still need someone for the other side of the phone! If you dont wanna do it, I get it man no worries butttt if you do...
David mate, its been months since I lent you that money, when are you going to pay me?
It’s just not good enough David, I gave you that money as a mate and you know I’m going on holiday soon.
Charles Flores
sexy voice dude
Cameron Mitchell
Gotta. Go. Fast.
Tyler Torres
Dylan Howard
Rap the fast verse of Eminem Rap God
John Foster
"They don't have to be half your age you disgusting fucking pig"
Adam Russell
I have a tingle for an ingle"
Kayden Lee
"nstar is gay"
Kevin Rivera
*yawn*
Jonathan Brooks
The fourth dimension is memes
Chase Carter
I fucking love you, thanks bro, saving my film
Jackson Morales
Robert Parker
Sometimes you chuck the clouds, sometimes the clouds chuck you. One of the many struggles of being a vape god. *inhale* *exhale*
Mason Brooks
Alexander Kelly
Dear diary
Today, OP was not a faggot.
Anthony Sanchez
Zane guon is a FUCKING FAGGOT, who CAME IN MISSYS HOLE
Jason Wilson
You have made my night. I hope you are gifted with a bright future by the Lord.
Jackson Phillips
Owen Peterson
Random crits are fair and balanced
Benjamin Reed
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James Williams
say in the most feminine voice possible: "it's
alright - when I'm wearing a skirt I'm a girl!"
Brayden Roberts
The niggers were monkeys on the old days
When they were just a shitty ass race
Now they have evolved and took our place
We shall now kill those fugly monkey ass face
Levi Lopez
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Joshua Adams
Jayden Ramirez
Ross you're such a massive faggot that I've gotten some massive faggot from 4chans Sup Forums board to tell you that you are indeed and undoubtedly a massive faggot.
Carson Miller
Sol and Caitlin sitting in a tree P E N I S T V
Jonathan Peterson
Say "And THIS is your card...no shit, wait. This is your card...f-fuck!
What was your card, again?
Ethan Cooper
Ryan Wood
I'm a faggot who spent money on a blue fucking yeti and not a real microphone.
Julian Clark
Jordan Gutierrez
Nathaniel Morgan
(In a really bad German Accent) "I like to wear de clothes of my people inside out to give me the good luck"
Jose Green
Oh yeah I forgot to mention I was a BAD BAD BOY. I deleted that folder...yeah you know...THAT ONE. I am prepared for the wrath of durkees arsenal of ass obliterating strap-ons. I hope I get to experience the equine one before I pass out from the ecstasy.
Adam Gomez
Julian Kelly
-> BTFO
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Blake Jackson
Do your best batman impression
Please and thanks
Julian Gutierrez
Aidan Laurie is gay
Christopher Brooks
Xavier Davis
I did one for my self :) Check it
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Charles Russell
(Sound really distressed) I can't find my keys! Sandra, have you seen my keys? SANDRA? Where is that bitch...(you then catch her with a twelve foot black man) Oh God, Sandra...where did I go wrong....oh shit, there's my keys...
Aiden Clark
Not now, wife is close by. Can I talk a little dirty with Anna?
Cooper Anderson
Are you fapping in the background? Da fuq?
Jack Anderson
Loopty doopty whoopy soopty poopy poopy
Zachary Rodriguez
Sing alabama nigger by johnny reb
William Mitchell
"OMG IT'S FULL OF STARS"
Christopher Cooper
Angel Phillips
I'm not in danger Skyler, I AM the danger! A guy opens his door and gets shot and that's what you think of me? No. I AM the one who knocks!
Julian Scott
You seem like a pretty funny guy OP, I'm curious why you're in this hellhole
Justin Hill
Yeah...you know at one point in time I respected you but I learned...I learned it the hard way the HARD HARD WAY. You just don't. YOU DO NOT AND I DO MEAN THAT YOU ABSOLUTELY DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES PAPER MACHE THE BACK OF YOUR HAND. THAT SHIT FUCKING HURTS WHEN YOU RIP THAT SHIT OFF. Also I'm pretty sure the flour had aids in it.
Camden Gomez
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Hudson Johnson
First go like this, spin around. Stop! Double take three times: one, two, three. Theeeen PELVIC THRUST! Whoooo! Whooooooo! Stop on your right foot, Don't forget it! Now its time to bring it around town. Bring-it-a-round-town. Then you do this, then this, and this, and that, and-this-and-that-and-this-and-that, and then...
Adrian Nelson
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Christopher Rogers
say "toy boat" ten times as quickly as you can
post your first attempt
Oliver Butler
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Kevin Gray
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Dat perfect shmorky voice
David Phillips
never heard of that character
Grayson Allen
We've pretty much never talked. The few things I know about you are that you're smart, beautiful, and like gum. I would love to get to know you better, so I was wondering if you'd want to hang out some time and talk
PS know I have a tendency t be loud in english, and my "jokes" can be somewhat obnoxious. The reason I make so much is because It's worth it if I can make you guys laugh. Hopefully sometimes you do.
Dylan Jones
OP, You've made my night, or early morning should I say (4am) Hilarious guy
(That's not something to record, just a compliment)
Samuel Hill
Nigger me up the ass
Ethan Murphy
*molester voice* time to oil up
Isaac Fisher
Say "o shit, waddup?"
Hudson Bell
(Do this with a bane voice and you win my anonymous stranger of the year award.)
Hmm....yes that DOES remind me of that time. Hmmm yes I'm sure everybody involved remembers that time. I remember as if it was almost yesterday. Ethan with a flick of his wrists a show of a tip got a picture of...substitute teacher Mary Breth's nips.
Andrew James
My inner goddess has stopped dancing and is staring too, open mouthed and drooling slightly. "Keep still," he orders, and slowly he inserts his thumb inside me, rotating it around and around, stroking the front wall of my vagina. Holy fuck is this wrong, but holy hell is it erotic.
Adam Stewart
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hot
I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up,
Please stand up,
Please stand up
Gabriel Butler
Jose Hall
"Me poopy panty. Mama need wipe my bumbum"
Charles White
I'd let a ball of chi and anger build up inside the deepest recesses of my body mind and spirit - the kind of chi ball that could move the Earth. Then, I would turn into a bear, 8 feet tall, sack taught and leathery like a boyscouts canteen then I would hold her head under water while drinkin potions. When she comes up for air, I would put my mangy bear prick so far down her gullet that the Boyle's law forces her tear ducts to purse out from the air pressure. After fucking her face into a abysmal ham, I would drink more potions and scratch my back on her dinner. Then I would shit on her dinner and re-bake it to save for later. After this I would put my matted bear shaft into her ass so hard and deep that she constipates for weeks. I would bear fuck her so hard that her pussy would moisten from the sheer excitement of having never been taken so ravenously before. My bearskin cock-pouch would be slapping off her sopping patty like two eggs hitting a griddle. She would think all had come to pass and beg for me to fuck that hole, but instead I'd stick her dinner in there and make her it while I piss on her important documents. Then I would eat her, shit her out and use that shit as lube while I fuck her mothers corpse. Then I would buy a suit and become a well-spoken bear, and be given the chance to make it in America.
That's what the fuck I'd do. Cunt.
Thomas Hernandez
i can't wait for you to fuck my cute, feminine ass, mistress