Ok so my girlfriend wants to move in, but she hasn't met my kids yet...

Ok so my girlfriend wants to move in, but she hasn't met my kids yet. How does someone with kids explain that daddy has a girlfriend

since dubs, ill entertain this.

look them straight in the eyes and say "this is my fuck toy, dont you fucking touch it"

Tell them u gotta get your dick wet and that they should respect that if they value their own lives at all, considering that's how they got here and all.

Just introduce them to each other and explain to your kids the situation faggot

Bring your real doll to the dinner table and introduce them to her over dinner one night.

how old are the kids? is mom/wife/ex-wife still around?
depends on a few things. always introduce her on neutral grounds first

Kek

Op that bitch got a butt rash?

If she hasn't even met your kids, it's probably a dumb idea to let her more in.

It is done emergency situation and she to move in for some reason. Don't let her discipline your kids, and if she's mean to them, dump her ass. That's a one way ticket for your kids to start hating you.

honestly this op. i feel like people who are old enough to have kids should know this stuff

so close bitch

Yeah that wont backfire and have her hate you and have the little asshole running wild.

>girlfriend wants to move in
and... you are letter her?

enjoy your new donut eating couch cushion

Have her move in and then you take the fuck off and ditch her with the kids. Start fresh OP you clearly fucked this up already.

This. Introduce them first, see how that goes. Don't just let her move immediately.

Also if she starts acting like their mother get rid of her.

More pics dumb ass.

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Stfu yoda you never scored shit

I will explain the method using lesbian porn.

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>"mommy don't fuck as good as this one"

next question.

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Is her name Rachel, and does she live on the East Side of Milwaukee, cause Id recognize dat ass anywhere, and if so, you should know, and you probably already do, that everyone in town has fucked that ass already, including your kids, so that shits going to be fucking awkward as fuck.

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take it from a guy who was dumped after meeting his gf's kid

don't do it

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TL;DR, go on play dates first.

Thats a bitch that has problems wiping her ass properly. Redness around the asshole. Probably stinks like a shithouse when she gets her pants off after a long day.

Bitch this ain't no play date.
If I go on a date witchu is fo reaaal

she still hasn't met your kids and you are talking about moving in?
come on man do you see how poorly this could go?
she might not like your kids or your kids might not like her
be a fucking decent dad and introduce her to your kids, invite her over to dinner or something
have her come over a bunch for at least a month and then AFTER that you can consider her moving in
if you move her in just springing it on your kids god damn man you could fuck them up

Nigga wtf are you even.

All unmanned asses get the red crease when they've been sat on and then walked around in that order.

Stop banging negro whores on backpage and familiarize yourself with the true nature of ass of white people,

if you seriously value a fuck toy over your own children you shouldn't have had them to begin with
you fucked up your own life and kept them thats your own fault, dont fuck up two perfectly innocent kids

>unmanned asses
>the true nature of ass
>the true nature of...
>ass of white people

lol

Dont get so offended at the truth about her nasty cornhole.

Why aren't her ass cheeks the slightest bit red? Just the area around her bunger. Does she sit on chairs designed by Vlad the Impaler?

Face OP your girl has a shitty dirty asshole on a regular basis to have that level of skin irritation.

Fucking her in front of them.

watch louie on neflix.

youre bum fgt..

Thats true.

And to say oh thats why people wear underwear and the asshole is contained by ass cheeks and you don't eat with your asshole are just dismissive ways of saying you have no problems of walking around with a shit crusted asshole. Dirty as fuck Americans.

Well tbh no one should ever have had them to begin with.

I mean, have you still not noticed, the kind of people who breed offspring are always the least qualified and least capable? The smartest, fittest, and most capable never have kids. It's like a parade of individuals reaching the finish line for the development of the species. They hit it, and they're done and go home, while all the other fat slobs are still out there beating their brains out running hoping that maybe someday they'll make it, or more likely at their rate, their kids will, or some other generation on down the line.

Human development is not constant, nor linear, nor steady, unfortunately.

Just let your daughters watch you fuck her and explain if they ever want to please a man they had better take notes.

I'm not OP you're referring to, I'm not offended, you're just coming off like a kid whose understanding of the human ass comes entirely from golden airbrushed photographs.

The most heavily manicured assets still get the red crease after they've been sat, stretched, and walked around a bit. It's blood flow in the skin from stretching and chafing.

Unfortunately you're going to have to kill your kids user.

Chafing coming from having an improperly cleaned asshole. Thats disgusting.

As far as sitting and strecthing and walking is she crab walking everywhere? Why is the redness in the picture only around her butthole? This is what happens when you only dry wipe. Its fucking disgusting but hey you amerifats don't know any better. You really thinks its hygenic to just wipe with paper and you're clean.

This OP

Daddy's banging some new ass. She's not your mom. Get over it.
Fuck your new whore.
Profit. ..

i gotta agree with this eurofag, that kinda rash only comes from walking around with 'mud-butt' all day long.

I have noticed that. The most unintelligent, brutish, and animalistic always have the most kids. If you love corndawgs, Jesus an yo daddies shotgun, and think camo is an acceptable fashion to wear when not actually hunting but just in general out in public, then you and your litter are out-reproducing everyone. If you're a negroid welfare queen with a 3rd grade education, you're giving him a run for his money. If you're a beaner and you still mistakenly think that Jesus commanded you to go forth and populate the earth, and that it's still job #1, and that it isn't, you know, fucking mission accomplished, then you might actually beat out the whiteys and the darkies.

oh and also that no matter how fucking dirt poor you are, go ahead and breed away, because of course, the lord will provide (actually it's the state)(providing your sandbaggin ass with money the rest of us had to work for).

Doing gods work, you fucking vain animals.

It comes from skin rubbing on skin, and is made worse by sweat or humidity in the air.

Quit being such a retard.

Americans are fat and stupid, and making fun of them for it is perfectly acceptable, but you're picking a fucking idiotic angle to pursue here.

Then why isn't the rest of her ass crack red like the area directly around her asshole?

She has a filthy ass.

Jesus Christ almighty. We are missing the actual point of all this because of redness around the ass crack?

Fuck you guys will fight about the stupidest shit

Btw no she isn't moving in with me yet. I'm trying to find ways to integrate her into my kids lives. Stop fucking assuming shit

Her juicy clam.
Btw that is the girl in the pic I'm talking about. This is just my fucktoy. My gf isn't the only bitch I have

Actually, most animals have the sense to lay off breeding more of themselves when their population reaches critical consumption & resource availability, and high density & disease risk. In our case, it's only genetic modified industrial food production that allows for an expanding population without catastrophic famine, and the insane nation-bankruptingly expensive healthcare and medical science research that keeps everyone from fucking dying of communicable diseases by the time they're 30. So congrats, you're dumber than most animals, and only an army ofother studious virgin nerds actually makes your base savage lives possible.

Ok OP how flat is this bitch's ass. There almost no curvature from where her ass meets her thighs. Just a flat fold. Does she have a pancake ass or what?

She must have a backside like Hank Hill.

These (or this) fucking teenagers have never seen an ass irl, and it keeps becoming more and more apparent every time they post. Its funny.

And your gf has a nice clam there.

>>We are missing the actual point of all this because of redness around the ass crack?

No it is directly around where her dirty asshole is. Why do you want to raise your kids with woman who will teach them to walk around with shit in pants?

Meant the girl in pic is not the girl I'm referring to

Come to Italy. You will find no ass that is red and inflamed like that. This is a direct result of bad hygenie and using just paper to clean ass like a filthy dog. You might be used to it because all the girls you fuck can't clean their asses right.

Look it is clear there is inflammation around the area of her asshole!