Law: All persons surpassing a certain BMI must partake in a mandatory weight-loss program. In that same vein, Tumblr is blocked from national internet severs.
Xavier King
All Jews are banned and ISIS is recognized as a country
Kayden Hughes
These
Carter Foster
All niggers must become slaves.
Juan Bennett
No racist cumskins allowed Everyone must upvote this video youtube.com/watch?v=3R727Ip76p8
Carson Jackson
Reroll
Also, Pepe is our national animal
James Turner
66 get for veto
also rerolling
Grayson Myers
Law, men are not allowed out of the house with their penises covered unless the woman who owns them us holding their leash.
Anthony Gutierrez
Jesus is replaced by Donald Trump
Xavier Sanders
Double dubs repeal the law!
Also double dubs get the Reroll passed.
Josiah Perry
Op is nationally recognized as gay
Benjamin Bell
Law: Voting is a 3 hour process, 2 hours and 50 minutes of it is a test.
Isaiah Perry
Reroll
Xavier Anderson
Being a cuck is punishable by death, also furries, s/fur, newfags, loli and traps. And we build a wall
Luis King
Roll
Hunter Gray
Roll
Sebastian Johnson
Guys, we could do this if we really wanted. Seriously how many people do you think you would need to take Iraq? Maybe a half a million at most? We're in a brief point in history where certain countries can still be conquered, we should seriously do it. Take Iraq 2016... Make memes real 2017
Dylan Davis
Law Homosexuality is the national anthem.
Jaxson Kelly
Law: Trump is declared the immortal God Emperor. After 1000 years of conquest he must fight the daemons in the warp for eternity.
Juan Cruz
Line item veto of BMI requirement.
Asher Gutierrez
Repeal
Jaxson Cruz
Rolling for every law in this thread.
Jose Jackson
Law: Hitler will be celebrated daily by burning a jew on the Capitol building lawn.
Aaron Kelly
Roll
Gabriel Lopez
Reroll
Bentley Howard
Rolling for this
Nathan Sullivan
Restore communism and begin to spread it world wide
Jose Rogers
Law: shitposting is punishable by death
Noah Sanders
Ayy
Caleb Hughes
Repeal
Ryder Butler
Law build that wall
Adrian Martin
Judaism is the state religion
Luke Cook
Repeal bad law
Isaiah Howard
Suicide bombers get 47 virgins, but they are all male goats.
David Ramirez
No NO no
Angel Martin
Except what is there in Iraq except for sand and goatfuckers? Let's take over Haiti, the climate's good and it's already populated with construction equipment.
Parker Parker
NOW EVERY LAW SUGGESTED IS A LAW, KEEP SUGGESTING!
Eli Harris
No to this
Daniel Morgan
...
Chase Williams
Those labelled "Social Justice Warrior" must fight eachother to the death in a nationally televised event.
The winner becomes Secretary of "Trigger-Nigger" - code for the secret Quinoa flavored frappuccino available at any state-run coffee shop.
Cameron Turner
The right to keep and bear arms shall never ever ever be infringed. No legislation may overrule or control this right.
Ryan Sanders
Restore communism reroll
Michael White
Possession of a penis is punishable by death... By snoosnoo!
Sebastian Brooks
Repealed only I'm allowed guns
Thomas Price
You cannot vote in any election while black and/or on welfare
Nathaniel Cooper
free rape niggers
Levi Walker
Preemptive repeal
Daniel Bailey
I'm good with Haiti, now let's meme this shit into reality. SOVEREIGN Sup Forums 2016
Gavin Collins
All are free to do whatever, so long as no life, liberty or property is violated
Anthony Adams
ban beastiality
Robert Allen
All music is replaced by Tenacious D and the only movie and show that is allowed to be seen is the pick of destiny, anyone found not in compliance is sentenced to death
Daniel Adams
Our flag
Nathan Robinson
Feminism is the single political party in the one party system.
Oliver Hughes
We burn the females, but leave the hot ones alone. All men are granted complete authority over their wives, daughters, sisters, strangers, etc. Women may not speak out, disagree, or impeach upon men, or abridge their words in any fashion. In addition women who fail to please their man will be punished with up to 5 years of imprisonment in national prisons. Women are also stripped of voting liberties, as the are better suited for men.
Easton King
Apples are the national fruit
Benjamin Ramirez
Sup Forums becomes the National Webpage and Replaces School Teachings with memes
Dominic Scott
Reroll
Easton Cox
Fuck that reroll
Jayden Adams
All goyim have to follow their Jew overlords loyally
Jace Nelson
Repeal this
Justin Powell
REPEAL
Jayden Martin
The test is on the platforms of the candidates
Isaiah Butler
ayy will lmao
Jason Sullivan
Law:Every newborn shall be named "Newfag" for the first year of its life
Thomas Foster
reroll
Aaron Diaz
rolling for this
Thomas Foster
No niggers, with the exception of life time indentured servitude
William Watson
I'm out this faggot has doomed this country to fail. Also hopefully repeal.
Jaxson Jones
battle royale is the national sport
Andrew Morris
Anime is punishable by death.
David Ortiz
REPEALED WITH SAME DUBS!
Mason Hughes
thank you customgrow420
Ryan Wright
...
Connor Butler
you did it
Isaiah Lopez
DOUBLE REPEAL
Cameron Howard
Still rolling for apples
John Ramirez
we arent doomed. youre stopped at the border and forced into the sewer as a shit scraper forever
Henry Powell
Repeal
Leo Morris
FUCKING APPLES
Jack Jenkins
Rollerino
Brandon Ortiz
Reroll 4 permanent reinstatement
Alexander Gray
rolling
Austin Jenkins
I'm same fagging til I get apples
Cooper Brooks
No bullying :)
Brandon Davis
roll
Wyatt Bell
This
Connor Edwards
Fuck off repealed
Julian Butler
roll
Jackson Bailey
Free speech didn't stand a chance
Levi Hughes
repeal
Camden Torres
Anyone who likes traps is sentenced to death if you repeal you're literally a faggot
Luke Stewart
I have a big dick
Jordan Wright
Total and complete anarchy, repealing every law in this thread now and hence save the only law of the land ever allowed: OP is a faggot and banned from the country.
Jose Peterson
repeal
Ian White
Please just give me apples
Cameron Powell
Our national anthem that must be played in its entirety before any state function or sporting event: m.youtube.com/watch?v=60mLvBWOMb4