Cristiano Ronaldo: "Iceland only tried to defend... they had two chances and then did not try to score."

>Cristiano Ronaldo: "Iceland only tried to defend... they had two chances and then did not try to score."

>"They celebrated like they had won the Euro cup or something. That's a small mentality. That's why they'll do nothing."

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>Penaldo this analdevastated

Why is penaldo so shit at free kicks?

How can anyone be this butthurt? I hope you break your leg Ronaldo.

>Here lies Ronaldo
>He never scored.

>the city of Penaldo

I bet he wrote this

guess he couldnt handle the banter

He's kind of right, but Iceland still beat them 1-1, so what does that say about how Portugal played?

I haven't seen such assdisaster since this

Top kek

Someone should inform him that the shitty Island of Madeira has roughly the same population as Iceland.

b-b-but muh wine

Madeira isnt a country.

this is like textbook reaction of a scrub off FIFA or Street Fighter or some shit. Next he's gonna tell us they used cheap tactics and that lag was bad.

How can an accomplished player of such caliber be so unsportsmanlike and assblasted?

yeah, he only really brings the team down, he played his best when he was just a kid and was shadowed by bigger and better names
still pissed, but congrats to iceland and their crowd chanting from when they scored until the end of the game

wew

Ill say this.
Celebrating a corner like they fukin won the euro is prety pathetic and sad..
Today i have lost respectivos for iceland.
I dont eve care about the result.
Just the

" HOLY SHUT YEEESS YESS YESS! WE GOT A CORNER !! YESSSSSSSSSSS"
Its sad to see these guys on the euros final stage

Kek, I love icelandic fans

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>4-0

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>be ronaldo
>multimillionaire pro footballer
>playing against full time plumbers
>draw
>still chatting shit
Can't make this shit up.

>"Cristiano, your boyfriend got shot in Orlando"

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At least they don't have to live in Portugal.

>row row row
Never gets old

Ouch

Ronaldo is an anagram for Orlando
That's a joke Twitter feed by the way.

Nothing is more pathetic than Ronaldo celebrating meaningless statpadding like he does

He has some cheek criticizing tiny Iceland celebrating in their first ever match at a major tournament.

Maybe if he took one of the 10 chances he had they wouldn't be celebrating

Portuguese Sardina are grilled

>HAHAHAH HOW FUNNY THERE ARE SEVERAL 9'S I'LL TELL YOU WHERE THERE ARE NO 9'S. MEXICO.

Every. Fucking. Time.

>people IN THIS THREAD don't think Messi is the best player in the world

what fucking plebs

>THERE ARE SEVERAL 9'S

Living in Portugal good.
Beter than living in any nordic icy shithole.

Dude, don't be salty.
You need to expect this kind of stuff in every game.

MY SIDES
twitter.com/Simon_Rowntree/status/742817635402932226?lang=fr
it's legit ahahahaa

But We have summer...

penaldo is still living right now

>GET
>AIDS

kek no it isn't

It's overrated

Gudjohnsen: "It is ironic for Cristiano to say we will do nothing when he did nothing for 120 minutes in Milan, apart from a penalty."

kek

desu i was kind of disappointed that iceland parked the bus. they probably could have won with a few more decent chances. but their keeper seemed pretty shitty so i guess they didnt want to risk it.

> NO ERA PENAL, MORE LIKE NO ERA OF MEXICAN DOMINATION

every damn time

Who knew Icelanders could banter this hard?

What other secrets are they hiding?

No it isnt. Its summer wtf 3-4 months of sunny days.
Sun is overated?? Lol

icelanders are the per capita kings of dry wit, we all knew this. closely followed by the fins.

Jesus fucking Christ

Big words from a man who's greatest national team accomishment is losing to Greece at home

Please give me a source for this
It's gold

It's just pathetic that all we have to brag about is sun exposure.

Pls be real

It's a parody account unfortunately.

Gudjohnsen knows who the real GOAT is

it's not, someone or a group of people have made fake journalist twitter account posting as Forest Echo News reporters. all the 'controversial' things they tweet are fake.

>"They celebrated like they had won the Euro cup or something"
They celebrated so hard I almost thought they had just scored a penalty in the 120th minute to make it 4-1 for their team

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We have more but i picked the most obvious.
Thougth would be apropriate to do that.
Ill comeback in a week with a list tho

maximum salt, mexican got btfo tho

Ronaldo isnt a country morron

>Ramos, Bale and some other Real Madrid faggot score goals to give Real Madrid a 3-1 lead in a CL Final
>Ronaldo scores meaningless 4th goal with about 3 minutes remaining
>removes his shirt and celebrates like he just singlehandedly won the cup

Is there a more dislikeable player in the world right now?

no. Everybody thinks he's a cunt. Those who like him say "He's the best football player ever. But Ok, he's a bit of a cunt".

GJGE Donaldo, no need to be butthurt

>right now
He's had that title for years

How did I miss this fucking keko

such fake ''anger'' always hated this

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Implying you had respect in the first place

Yeah and he also got to the finals lf the Euro, and he's the highest scorer in Euro and his countrys history you fucking idiot

Portuguese on suicide watch after this. Not seen a nation react this badly yet at the euros. It's delicious

Ronaldo's not a cunt. He's actually one of the nicest people in football off the pitch.

HAHAHA

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10/10 comeback desu senpai

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ICELAND'S HERE TO STAY GUYS

who cares? 99.9% of the world will only ever know him through what he does on the pitch, what he says to the media and what statues of himself he gets made.

> this is the guy who show off his "FIFA Club world champion" badge to fucking Cordoba

idk why people is amazed

ICELAND WINS 1-1

>this Portuguese retard who can barely speak english repeatedly embarrassing himself and his country

kek, here's your (you)

They are a small country, as we are. So they celebrate their achievments with joy, knowing that you are stronger than them in this sport, and with respect they are expressing that they´re are getting better at this, they are respecting you moron.

You have to be proud and thankful for them to think that about your counrty, accepting defeat and that´s all. When you react like this , you appear as a bad and stupid cringy person.

And i like how Ronaldo plays, but this is cringy.

I'll always have a soft spot for Iceland after they put all their crooked bankers in jail after the 2008 crisis. They're literally the only country to do so.

Also, they believe in elves. They're cute as fuck, how can you not root for them?

kill self when?

So you believe Iceland is actually only ice and snow?

>the city of portuguese education

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>LOSING TO A NATION WITH A POPULATION OF A QUARTER OF MANHATTAN