Who can stop USA from winning the Copa America?

Who can stop USA from winning the Copa America?

>brazil ded
>argentina has higuain, will be ded soon
>chile has short shorts, soon ded
>colombia has james, just as clutch as lebron. ded
>mexico has manlets, ded

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Clint Dumpster

Communism

really makes me think

London Donnervan

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Dozy Altisnore

literally any team that hasnt been eliminated yet

USA is garbage right now to be honest. Venezuela has more of a chance.

Thank god he's not playing. Wood and PulisGOD are much more entertaining

Why do yanks believe they'll get past Ecuador?

>Argentina
>white
Pick one

Because we're better than England and their >1 point

With the way you've been playing defensively, we would unironically beat you. Chicharito or Tecate Corona Dos Equis beer would have their legs broken by Brooks and Cameron

We beat Costa Rica pretty comfortably, and they're better than Ecuador.

I'll give you another attempt at answering the question:

Why do yanks believe they'll get past Ecuador?
Ecuador are better than Costa Rica.

This

tbf you'd probably beat russia due to the patriotism power of USA USA USA

we don't but we love bantz and will fiercely support our home teams

>mfw dempgod wins one for da states

>Ecuador are better than Costa Rica

Is that why Costa Rica was in the round of 16 at the WC and Ecuador wasn't?

everybody

Costa Rica played in the round of 8

Not really, they have better attacking options but their defense is shit, probably worse than Costa Rica's. They're a good matchup for the US, although not having Yedlen might hurt against Montero

And Ecuador didn't even get past the group stage, so what's your point?

delete this

Don't be delusional. Mexico and USA may meet in the 3rd place match, I'm eagerly waiting for it just to shut Ameriblobs who think their team is worth shit.

I honestly dont understand how the US does it. I support them, but honestly every game I see them play its like they're lost.. especially their defense.

>losing 1-1 against Venezuela
>thinking you have a fucking chance against the US

wew lad

Bradley will somehow fuck us

>3-2
Try again

DOS A CERO
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>he thinks the friendlies matter
>even a defender scored on them

Wanna compare trophies, bud?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mexico–United_States_soccer_rivalry

>since the 2000s the series has favored the U.S. 13–6–5 (W–L–D)

Pablo pls

Right now Ecuador is in the round of 8 and Costa Rica is taking a flight back to their home. So yeah, Ecuador is better than Costa Rica.

By that logic, every single team in the round of 8 is better than Brazil

Well >we will defeat you

Most recent game was won by Mexico, amerilard

>b-but we've won more if you look only at these years!!
>just dont look too far back.. those losses dont matter anymore!

Brasil got kicked out by Perú, draw your own conclusions.

>most recent game won by mexico
>ignores the past 5/6 games that have heavily favored the US
>just dont look too far back.. those losses dont matter anymore!

Also, before 1998 the US wasn't even trying? What don't you understand about that?

And Ecuador drew against them soooo not exactly an overwhelming performance

Are you telling me the friendlies US has won matter more than the tournents they lost?

USA got BTFO in two gold cup finals by Mexico, remember those americuck?

Before we hosted the wc, no one cared about sawker here so yes, the years before 1994 should be wholly disregarded

quite literally shit on the EPL despite the faggots at Fulham and Spurs trying to keep him off the field as much as possible

Remember when Mexico lost to fucking Panama not once but twice in 2013? Good thing you did too bc you would have gotten annihilated in that final

They still play like shit today, and apparently you think people care now. Clearly them caring or not is irrelevant.

>2009

B team while our A squad styled on Spain

>2011

1 game.

>2015

If you count a 1 goal margin in extra time from a lucky volley against a poor USA team a "BTFO" then by all means call it whatever you want.

You are going to pay for a fucking wall so you can never come to this country because you seriously cling to defeats against a team that has almost completely changed since then

we are a better team than you now and we might as well not need your ass anymore WALL

Dempsey could have played longer at spurs if it werent for Bayol demanding to be the cf

>They still play like shit
>Unironically having a massively lopsided losing record against a team that "plays like shit"

>The city of Mexico

>bron wins one for the land
>us wins copa america
>anyone but france poortugal and spain win euros
glorious summer desu

>b team
Hahahahaha
>1 game
Gio made howard his bitch that game
>1 goal margin
Defender scored it lad. It wasnt a poor US team, it was the best you had.

You are Mexico's bitch.

I live in the US friend, thanks for the jobs and women.

>w-we're better now, i swear!!

>americucks

>You are Mexico's bitch
>Oh but ignore the losing record we have against you lol, only these three cherry picked games count!

>you

>in glendale
might as well be in mexico city t b h

>being this butt blasted
just mad you tied a worse baseball country

Can Messi's goat ness cancel out the human embodiment of JUST that is higuan?

Is being Mexican a plus when it comes to American girls?

Yes you cunt, tournament wins matter more than friendlies. Im not saying friendlies dont count, but if you honestly think games meant to test to tactics are worth more than torphies you are autistic.

>we care about soccer now

It was a poor US team last year. The roster selection was pathetic and you still couldnt beat us in set pieces and had JUST tier defense lapses (and you still do).

Right now we're playing better. When a 10 man Uruguay starts bossing you in midfield and you start to fuck up against defensively against meme teams like Memezuela and Jamemeca, that's a sign that any decent attacking team will rape Mexico's little brown Indian butthole.

Also congrats on those We Beat USA trophies. Im sure that makes up for 2002 and all those Consecutive first knockout losses in the world kek

>Is being mexican a plus

Never, under any circumstances

Lel, American white girls would view any brown manlet as their lawn mower guys. I say this unironically

Yes, they'll say it isnt but it works wonders.

Had an ex who loved the idea of having mixed kids.
>White males getting cucked

I know you're just shitposting but.it's really sad.how all the spics I've seen worship us whites.

>go to laundromat

>see some spic telenova

>all the actors are european looking

It's pathetic tbhaytch

>implying mexicans cuck anyone

Maybe out of produce picking jobs, kek

>it was a poor US team last year

I can go look at the official youtube channel, watch all the friendlies and listen as the commentators are extremely happy with the US team. Quit making shit up, chad. Your offense is okay at best, but your defense is utter trash. Did you see the first goal Mexico scored against them in that game? Wew. The US defense has hardly changed.

Im not shitposting, friend.

>be me
>live in south us
>live with trailer trash, inbreding amerilards
>be more successful in school than them
>actually stay in school
>white trashy girls get pregnant, drop out
>hillbilly males drop out to work at factories for $10.50 an hour
>population of white non-hispanics is decreasing each year

Feels fucking good, m8

>your defense is utter trash

Nope but your defense is. Our defense has literally not conceded a goal in open play (Colombia scored on a penalty that 9/10s wouldnt be given and a set piece) and has not conceded a goal in the past 2 games while scoring 5 goals in the process and being down a man in the 3rd game. Memexico on the other hand had a defender that usually doesnt score (Godin) and a meme Venezualan score on them after awful defensive laps and looked shaky when the weedlmaos broke on the counter.

>You are Mexico's bitch
Both countries have a pathetic soccer history. At least when the US and Mexico met in a World Cup quarter finals the score ended up 2 - 0, stopping Mexico from ever making it to the semis.

Enjoy all your gold cup and world cup qualifier wins though. I hope they make you feel better about the fact that your nation has thrown everything it is worth into soccer and still hasn't come closer to a World Cup championship than your rivals, who have only been shifting focus towards soccer over the last 20 years.

>Pacito this bitter

Build

>tournament wins matter more than friendlies
and the biggest game ever played between the USA and Mexico was the World Cup quarterfinals.

Remember how it ended? Dos a Cero?

>making fun of trailer trash that are actually more respectable than 90% of your third world shithole of a county

They hosted 2 WCs and only made the quarters ONCE kek. I think only South fucking Africa was a worst wc host than Mexico

>comparing yourself to rural trailer trash

Congrats on outdoing the shitty white people whom we shuffled off into the boonies generations ago

...

this

>your benchmark of success is literally the bottom of the bottom tier of white society

bravo I guess?

>Both countries have a pathetic soccer history
Hmm let's see,
Mexico:
>Confederations Cup
>Olympic Gold medal
>2 u17 World Cups
>Toulon Tournament
>only country besides four time WC champion Germany and five time WC champion Brazil to make it to the knock out stages of the last 5 world cups
USA:
>made it to the semifinal in 1930
>beat Mexico a couple of times

wew

CHI

CHADIOS

You are living in the States, shouldn't you be more loyal to the USA?

>meme irrelevant tournaments and trophy for most losses in the ro16 by any country despite hosting it twice

Embarrassing. Now get back to work on the wall

heart nigga

we're too dumb to know when to quit so miracles happen quite often

No.
>tournaments we haven't won are meme and irrelevant
jej

I can only imagine the bants if Canada turned into Concacafs first footballing power.

Also fellow burgers, hows come ever since the USWNT won the world cup, the pride has somehow shifted into the USMNT? As if they won it...let's fucking enjoy the game and see how this meme cup ends.

i have literally never seen a white women with a mexican.

>USWNT won the world cup
I'll never understand why you burguers care about that, We've never given a shit our blind football team and our gay football team won it.

>JavierAquino.jpeg

>counting three amateur tournaments among your greatest achievements
>bragging about being put in shitty WC groups and then getting BTFO every time you play a serious opponent, including the US

YOU HAVE TO GO BACK

>USA winning something

are you shitposting or are you unaware of how entitled one generation has made non-natives?

i mean they really do it just to be contrarian most of the time because when asked why they don't go back they don't really have an answer. they're just doing it for attention i guess.

yea, but I'm also 6"1' and fairly light skinned, so I think that also has something to do with it

american girls are sluts

t. college grad

me either, i've only seen like 2 or 3 with a black in my life as well

cuck memes aside there isn't a whole lot of interracial shit happening here, or at least not as much as Sup Forums would have you believe. don't know about other countries.

If anything Ecuador almost won against Brazil but the ref was a cuck and invalidated that legit goal. In retrospective, you can see what happened next... :^)

I never said they were the greatest achievements, I'm just pointing out the immense discrepancy between the history and success of the Mexico team and the United States team, since that one user said "Both countries have pathetic soccer histories"

Also, I listed 4 youth tournaments :^)

>blind football team
wtf

juegan con cascabeles

I believe that we will win

>our defense is unironically one of the best in this meme tournament

That's pretty much the only hope I have going into the Ecuador and Argentina games. Hopefully we can neutralize the GOAT well enough to survive up to penalties.

I've been watching Mexican soccer since I was born. That's why. It's not too complicated, Dr. Phil