So, my wife is a week away from giving birth to our first child (a boy). We have yet to pick a name...

So, my wife is a week away from giving birth to our first child (a boy). We have yet to pick a name.. I like medieval sounding names.. any ideas guys? Here is my possible list:

Bowen
Abraham
Rowan
Kylo
Fletcher
Eynin
Edwin
Levi
Link
Barrett

Gerald

Dont name him Kylo you absolute turbofag.

>Kylo
Really ?

Jamal, after his father.

Barechestedness

Don't be a massive faggot and name the poor kid some weird shit.

Give him a legit name.

yeah that one I wasn't so proud of.. taking it off my list.

just name him David you flaming faggot.

Only niggers choose "unique" names.

This. Abraham or Edwin are the most acceptable.

Torvald

Bog or Spooky.

Your names are either very Jewish (nothing wrong with that - but just so you're aware), or fucking video game characters.

Get a grip and call him something normal like Edward.

Wilhelm?

Don't get me wrong you absolutely shouldn't name your kid this, it just sounds medieval and I think there are some badass people named that.

Theodore
Cain
Abel
Robb
Brandon
Landon

Aldrich
Gwyn

Either one of these or nothing.
/thread

Everyone out.

>Kylo

Is it too late to abort him? You clearly should not be a parent.

Theodore (Theo for short) is actually on my wife's top choice list

Ron

Plain and simple

Danger

I actually got Eynin and Bowen from Dragonheart lol..

chad
corey
taylor
bruce
englebert
adolf
genghis

>2000 + 16
>Not naming your kid Dat Boi

It's a classy, attractive name is why. Be warned, if you name him anything your wife wants then she will molest him

Oooooor you could name your child whatever the fuck you want and not give two shits what 10 year olds with insecurity issues think on an Internet forum. That's called being a grown up you faggot

lets hope you two scrotes don't have a child then

Euripides

ted spotted

Ethan

Souls names are actually really good. Keep that in mind OP

Hrungnir

C'mon man those are all edgy fucking millenial names. I'd want to punch anyone with names like those. Just give him a normal fucking name.

>Fletcher....
ffs man.

Harold

/thread

Levi's cool

Call him Muhammad.

I could deal with Harrison

>Edwin
>levi
>link

Please seperate anime and gaming are fine but please don't ruin your childs life

Winning

Fletcher is fuckin gay and Abraham is boring af

because it's a millenial kid you fucking retard

I'm sure you have some iconic, timeless name like jeff, or arnold

>asking Sup Forums to help name your child
>asking insecure weebs who probably think that their taste in anything matters to anyone at all

K
E
K

I like link though, although some insecure weeb will probably make fun of him for that name and he'll grow up to hate you for giving him that name

No its not

Ah fuck too tired to write properly. Just name your kid something normal

Abraham - his friends could use this for utility:
Ay bro, Ay bruh, Broham, Hambone

quagmire it is then

Fuck yes, voting for these or Yhorm

Squirm McThunderdiaper

Not ALL millenial kids have nes like that, I was just Implying that no one got named edgy 'unique' shit like that until relatively recently.

and don't forget Ronaldingtonly

Chad Thundercock

Chad thundercock

Name him. Nazeem or Ysgramor

These are all gay millenial special snowflake names or dumb nerd references. None are good.

yeah dweezel and zowie never happened and countless other hippy names

Jon Snow

name him Tony , buy him only jeans and tank-tops and teach him to talk VERY loudly with hand gestures

Lol call him spook for short.

like tony hawk?

Orville

Soren

The kid has to live with the name you gigantic faggot. Stop trying to be unique and give the kid a normal name.

I thought only women did this shit. Good job proving me wrong.

Verga

Name him Kyle

Chad Thundercock

That's right he has to live with the name you biblical Cunt so he should make it awesome

Chad Thundercock

Chad Thundercockk

...

Dubs has spoken!

Wakka

Kek

Edwardo
Jesus
William Wallace
Adolf

LETS PLAY SOME BLITZBALL!

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Is Matthew a beta name?

Inb4 Hebrew kike. Your talking about an apostles name here gents.

If you like medieval sounding names, then pick a fucking medieval sounding name.

Robert
Richard
Thomas
Philip
Edward
George
Charles
Henry
Gregor
Oliver
John
Arthur
Roland

Chad Thundercock

Seigward or bust

Chad thundercock

Gavin
Gregory
Gaylord
In that vain

oh, god so many 40+'s here on b

remind us why we would take advice from you?

DO NOT NAME YOUR FUCKING KID LINK OR KYLO. ARE YOU FUCKING 16 OR SOMETHING.

Might as well name the fucker duke nukem

Nigel Peppercock

Hrothgar

Nothing wrong with Duke, fuck if he wants a star wars name, name him Luke, no one will fucking know.

...

Alfred is pretty cool and medieval

and a butler

Duke isn't bad but the kid will probably be autistic as fuck so his name doesn't matter. He'll probably rock back and forth yelling "REEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

that's pretty much condemning the kid to become a butler

Ken
Oswald
Gaylon
Chad
Brendan
Jaxson
Axton
Jace

lancelot
arthur
robin hood
khengis
henry

...

youve never met an autistic kid have you?

unless those are the noises you make, I've never met an autist who sounds like that.

>duke make dookies ! need wipe wipe!

Kek utility

I'm 20. You don't have to be old to realize naming your kid Fletcher or fucking Kylo is a terrible idea.

a butler that can kick batmans ass

Faggot, saves the time of having him figure it out himself

Holy shit lurk more.