General tongue twister thread

General tongue twister thread.

Post tongue twisters that stumped you and argue your case about which is the hardest.

>The Sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick

Good blood, bad blood.
Something I often caught my dad saying to himself, I still don't understand what he meant.

Pad kid poured curd pulled cod.
It was really popular when I was in high school.

>W Szczebrzeszynie chrząszcz brzmi w trzcinie i Szczebrzeszyn z tego słynie

>Szedł Sasza suchą szosą suszył sobie spodnie

I’m not the fig plucker,
Nor the fig pluckers’ son,
But I’ll pluck figs
Till the fig plucker comes.

Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt.
Not a punt cut square,
Just a square cut punt.
It’s round in the stern and blunt in the front.
Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt.

I'm french and this very hard for me
easy to me

>flig pucker
I was hoping for something to do with mudslimes

For such a short sentence that first one is fucking hard to say fast.

The soldiers shoulder is sore

I've never heard it, but I think "The soldier's shoulder sure is sore" would be harder

Tell me about it
>goodbloodbladbloodgloodbloobdladbubgluboodbaghdad
>saying this gets me hard because I'm into gagging porn
>pic related (the suggestion) catches me off guard and I burst out laughing to this shit because ive been stressed the whole day while gagging on my own tongue while fapping to myself
>tfw

The short soldier' s shaved shoulder sure is sore

Ed the editor edited it.

Toy boat toy boat toy boat toy boat toy boat as fast as you can.

>Mfw litterally no-one here can do it.

Ed the editor edited the soldier's short story

Theophilus Thistle, the Thistle Sifter,
Sifted a sieve of unsifted thistles.
If Theophilus Thistle, the Thistle Sifter,
Sifted a sieve of unsifted thistles,
Where is the sieve of un-sifted thistles
Theophilus Thistle, the Thistle Sifter, sifted?

Ed, Edd and Eddie edited the short soldier's sore shaved shoulder story while not being the fig plucker, or the fig Plucker's son, but they'll pluck figs and spill good blood, bad blood, good blood, bad blood, good blood, bad blood, good blood, bad blood, good blood, bad blood because the sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick.

>>W Szczebrzeszynie chrząszcz brzmi w trzcinie i Szczebrzeszyn z tego słynie
>>Szedł Sasza suchą szosą suszył sobie spodnie
Wut

>>W Szczebrzeszynie chrząszcz brzmi w trzcinie i Szczebrzeszyn z tego słynie
>>Szedł Sasza suchą szosą suszył sobie spodnie

It's in Polish or some shit.

Fuck me

um can I just try the tongue twister instead?

We should try and record our attempts on vocaroo or something

They're both easy

Try saying good blood bad blood really fast, repeatedly, user
Could you do what this guy said

this
go vocaroo

Not sure if these have already been posted. Just saw the thread and figured I'd contribute some of my favorites. Here are a few:

I'm not the pheasant plucker
I'm the pheasant plucker's mate,
But I'm here plucking pheasants
Since the pheasant plucker's late.

Six sick hicks knick six slick bricks with picks and sticks

Whether the weather be fine,
Or whether the weather be hot,
We'll weather the weather whatever the weather,
Whether we like it or not.

To sit in solemn silence in a dull dark dock,
In a pestilential prison with a life long lock,
Awaiting the sensation of a short sharp shock,
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block.
Dull dark dock, life long lock, short sharp shock, big black block.
Here I sit in solemn silence awaiting the sensation from a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear,
But Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair,
So Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't really "fuzzy-wuzzy" was he?

Tommy Two-Tails was working in a toy tailor's shop.
All day long he fits and tucks and all day long he tucks and fits,
He fits and tucks and tucks and fits and tucks and fits and fits and tucks,
All the while sitting in a toy tailor's shop.

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c h e c k e d

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Try again nigger

smart fellow, he felt smart

kek

>Irish wristwatch
Simple...

this is my new favorite