A likkle house sparrow has laid 5 eggs in the birdbox outside my window

A likkle house sparrow has laid 5 eggs in the birdbox outside my window

Dubs decides what I might do, Trips decides what i WILL do

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smash eggs

roll

rolling

Let them be

Go vegan

Omelette

smash em

crush

roll

pick up one egg, put it back

delicious idea

eat them

rolling

place fireworks in nest.

no that at any moment you could blow them to smithereens.

let them live and raise their chics.

install small camera, create timelapse

Take one egg and raise it. Name it jack.

well rolling for omelette as well, ffs!

reroll

dubs says omlettte

rerollll

reroll

put it up your ass and sing an american anthem in Donald trumps voice

insert eggs in anus and let them hatch

>>Omelette
HELL YEAH

c'mon reroll

Incubate them

rooll

god fucking damn it
reroll!

roll

boil them and put them back once they cooled
>mfw

leave em

Scrambled eggs, you know what to do OP

Put in condom shove up ass

Re roll

Rollo

rolling

Place the nest on top of a blender,wait for momma bird to come back and..well you know the rest.

rerolling

Go dig a hole in your front yard, find some earthworms and deliver them to the bird nest with your mouth as a gift to the sparrows.

rerolling again

Edge

Fucking trips already

REROLL

they c me rollin

this

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leave them alone then post pics of the birds on/b/ when they're fully grown

put all of them in your ass without hurting the shells

Upgraded to 'might.'
REROLLING FOR WILL

Jizz on them then prepare a delicious breakfast

make omlette and eat

reroll

rolling triples

Boil them and await mother's reaction

Up your butt they go, with shell and everything, preferably without cracking them.

just leave it the fuck alone

Do it mother fucker

Rolling

reroll

Rolling for this

so close. reroll

let them be.
make omlette from chicken eggs, eat it

stick one up your butthole

reroll

Roll

Shove all of them up your ass

put one up your moms vagina

take picture every day and and do a cock tribute to every one

youtu.be/8YmLWnQGZhQ
Do this. Post results.

Reroll

Omelette incoming

Stick one up your ass, timestamp is required

reroll

Raise them as your own and teach them to steal shit.

nothing

Roll

Roll

Protect the nest with your life.

Damn it. Rerolling

Take a giant shit on the nest

Reroll

Rolling

kill yourself

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goddamit i can smell the omelette already

Reroll

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Leave them alone, and put sharpie in pooper instead

Ha

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LEAVE THE NEST ALONE

Setup a security system DVR or live stream webcam to keep track of their progress. Maybe you can record something cool like the bold eagle feeding someone's cat to their hatchlings

youtube.com/watch?v=PWc6aF6aMQ8

Capture momma bird then omlette in front of her

Inject your jizz in them

You leave them be you faggot

Bake one and eat it you can add only salt

OP is a fag

Stick em in your bum

Rolo