Be amerishot

>be amerishot
>suck a fucking cock just for FUN

...

>be me
>go to Veracruz to visit family
>see wonderful beach
>look to the right
>see a bunch of cops and blood soaked sand
>5 minutes later
>guy walks up to me
>offers me a watch
wtf man

>be a SPIC
>suck DICK

And you sucked his cock?

>be american
>eat hamburger
>suck cock
>shart in mart
>get shot

Bump lol

Someone explain this meme. I see it everyday but I still don't understand it.

THE AMERICANS SUCK COCK FOR FUN NIGGER WHAT IS SO DIFFICULT TO UNDESTAND HERE GOD FUCKING LEAF THEY GET EVEN MORE RETARDED BY THE DAY GOD FUCK JUST GTFO OF MY BOARD

>be ameribullet
>eat a BLACk cock while wearing shoes inside the fridge

Kek

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Good post.

YOU'RE NOT EXPLAINING THE JOKE

trump winning = mehicano buttert

>
quality post

AMERICOCKSUCKERS BTFO

wow, so much cock sucking in this thread

KEK

>be americupboard
>put your sneakers in the cupboard next to the plates
>put them in the microwave if it is a cold day
>such is the life of the americupboard

>be american
>partake in the mandatory yearly cock sucking championship

I'd succ a cutebois dick tb h

>be american
>get shot
>survive
>pay 15000 dollars for the medical expenses

...

>vast majority of americans have health insurance

>meanwhile more than half of his income is robbed so ahmed and his 12 children can get free shit

Shouldn't you be kneeling to meca sven mywifesson?

You all have to forgive the American. It's extremely hard to type banter in the middle of cocksucking.

>americans suck cock as a morning routine

ROFL WHY

Ameridicksuckers BTFO

Nothing gay about liking cutebois

>be walmart
>suck cock
>get sharted on by americans while wearing socks and sandals and sucking cocks

>be American
>wear shoes indoor while sucking cock

>suck cock
>get shot

just your everyday american life

>he doesn't wear shoes inside

Bump to this beautiful thread

>be americock
>eat bullet while riding mobility scooter to the designated shitting mart
>ambulance picks u up and charges you $2000 plus the tip that you dont have
>get in jail for violating water rights
>praise burger

shut the fuck up

...

Don't take the bait idiot

>mart sharter cant into the banter
Made me reflex my thoughts

>be American
>try to suck your own cock
>can't because you're too fat

>spic suck dick

Honest question, all man tried to sucn his own cock at some point of hislife regarding sexual orientation, country or nationality right?

yes

yes

>be mexican
>learn english by reading bud light labels and playing king of fighters
>work in someones yard for 18 hours every day for 30 cents per hour to afford an internet connection
>go on a cambodian macaroni art board and make fun of americans
>get head cut off with chainsaw

I lost weight and now I can suck my cock.
I do it every weekend or something when I'm really horny... then I feel ashamed.

Nice, i wish i could but im not flexible enough, do you also cum on your own face?
>burgers cant into more than 1 language
>cant into manual labor
>cant into office labor because chinks and blacks take their jobs
>cant into CEO's because pajeets take the positions
>get killed by a diabetic coma and shit all over the place

no, why should I?

>be a spic
>suck a dick
>then blow a pig
>and a hick

...

B U L L E T S

AND

B U R G E R S

>blacks take their jobs
you had me there until you started trying to use your spic logic against whitey

>be americock
>suck cock

>be american
>suck your own dick
>reply to your own posts

>be amerishot

>get COCK'D

>Be american
>insult other person
>proceed to suck his cock
What the fuck Amerisucks?

I E D S

AND

S H A W A R M A

>shave legs
>slide on panties
>get ready for a night of sucking and worshipping dick
Is there a more American feeling than this?

>Be socially awkward fuck up
>Go to Sup Forums

>when people from countries where you're expected to lose your virginity to a donkey shitpost you on the internet

CHURRO

IN

BURRO

>be American
>wearing shoes in the bath
>suffering from cock withdrawl
>suck on the tap
>tip the tap for being so generous
>get shot by mexican gardener
>die
>he makes you suck his cock
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AMERICOCKS

>be paranoid Peruvian
>suck a llama dick through a garden hose

>be american
>try to banter someone over the internet
>immediately think of dick-sucking
Really makes you contemplate

stfu cocksucking faggot

>be american
>shart in cock

>be Peruvian
>be handsome, have a big dick, a healthy social life, and a good career because of your growing economy
>some American compulsively sucks your dick

>he projects his sexual frustration onto others

>be shartmerican
>shoot a man i just blowed inside a refrigerator wearing shoes in walmart and tipped him

>be American
>shart in a Walmart fridge with shoes on which tipping the Mexican gardener who shot you after he cums in your mouth

Only anglos

These threads are fucking hilarious

>be americocksucker
>suck a big powerful Mexican cock

hey non-best countries, take this!

>reply to an amerishart
>he starts sucking my dick
PFFFFFF HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAA

>suffering from cock withdrawl
>suck on the tap
Fucking kek. Lost

Yeah guys, please shut up, wouldn't want to distract the Americans from preparing for the annual dicksucking championship

start building

>be american
>suck cock
you literally can't make this shit up

Cunt

delet this thread or i will report you

Proofs mami?