Hey :) what can I get you cutie pie?

Hey :) what can I get you cutie pie?

Water, neat, m'lady.

Can I get a liter of cola and about 6 or 7 pixie sticks, please.

you too

your beautiful smile is enough *chuckles*

>"A m-manhattan"
>she can't hear because of those headphones inexplicably on her ears
>I just walk around the bar with no drink and pretend to have a text conversation
>come back home in the summer and tell my parents about wild nights at the bar

>a manhattan

Like hell that bar has ever heard of a maraschino cherry.

Welp this thread just got depressing real fast. I'm going to bed, thanks autismo

nothing, this bar looks filthy

the exit. I don't like people who sell or drink the devil's nectar

A s-sub

One capri sun please ^_^

How about some delicious milk from those huge jugs of yours

a piece of tissue paper

am i on /r9k/

what is this

Gin and tonic

It's late night Sup Forums trying to make a futile comeback again. Don't worry, the janitor wil be here shortly to clean this up,

What did you say to me?
>unsheaths katana
watch your tongue M'lady or my little friend here will be drinking your blood
>grins wickedly

Jameson; Straight, Please

A Pepsi, and my to go order of wings.

Double JD and Lemonade please love

way da skrong liquor at git some bottles fo me and my niggas

>may I see your ID please

m...m...milk.