Hey Sup Forumsoys. Look what came :)

Hey Sup Forumsoys. Look what came :)

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So much brown paper!

Let's see pics and vids!

I knew I forgot to order enough!

The packing from my basilisk could have filled a tub.

JESUS FUCKING FUCK THAT'S A LOT OF GODDAMN LUBE

Oh you slut! you even got the one with the cumtube, no wonder you got so much lube!
Mine just has the suction cup (a must really)

jesus christ op

are you planning on using a bottle each time holy cock n balls

I'd rather my bigguy here be safe :)

Im real excited to try this

Have you not used cumlube / cumtube before?

OP put in pooper and record

Cum lube, water based, sealed, quality product..

The bulk sale got the best of me.. Too good a deal to pass down

A syringe?

sit on it and post pics

My pictures finally got to my email (Don't know why it took so long).

Never have!

I did not order bottle caps

I tried a sample. It's pretty mediocre lube honestly.

For anal I prefer silicone based. It doesn't get sticky or evaporate. And for fapping I prefer the pictured. Best lube I have ever used on my dick and for sex with my GF.

My GF and I have tried over a dozen different lubes over the past few years and liquid silk is by far our favorite.

Cum lube isn't horrible, but it isn't that great either.

They are.. Fallout/Bad Dragon?
Wat

It's nice to have for the cum tube though

The bottlecaps are a recent promo, you get one for every every purchase you make.
You use the syringe to suck up lube and squirt it into the cumtube which then gives you a wonderfully filling sensation.
Protip: microwave a little bowl of lube for a few seconds then syringe it up so the lube is nice and warm when you use it to shoot inside you.

this shits amazing btw liquid silk is good wife approved

Alright, after years browsing Sup Forums, I'm finally drunk, high and bored enough to ask... Wtf are you guys into?, do you really fantasize about getting fucked for a dragon or what?
I'm not judging, just curious.

Oh my god that's a good idea..

Let's open it up.

What exactly is the appeal of this? Do you fantasize about fucking dragons?

Nah, the dildos bad dragon makes are just fun to use because A) they make big sizes and B) they have interesting ridges and textures.

Dude, be curious, that what keeps life interesting.

For me, it's 100% about the fantasy. I am a huge nerd. DnD, WoW, MMOs, games, writing, movies, lore, game of thrones, renaissance faires.. seriously Fantasy is my biggest thing in life, and likewise, I am a really sexual person.

put two and two, and you get a Snowstrider dildo that shoots cum.

fuck yeah!

The dildos are actually really high quality silicone. Other cheap dildos you buy at the sex stores smell like chemicals, some smell so strong it is actually distracting and they can stink for months. That and the rubber is low quality and can begin to crack and split in a matter of weeks.

The bad dragon toys are another level of quality as far as materials. And the shapes are fun.

Horderves for the evening ~

Damn, you went whole hog on this huh?
I got my XL Echo from the adoptions page and it was $119.
With 10x lube and all the extra shit you got it must've been in the $200 range.

Well, thanks for your words, I really appreciate any effort to explain all this huge fetish or whatever you want to call it.

Their shipping is usually kind of expensive too.

Deals man.. Deals

Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet.
Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag?
Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.

dem quads

That's what 2 or 3 dates with a chick costs... Not that bad when you think about it. You will get more than 2 or 3 nights out of the bad dragon.

This thread is degenerate but I will watch because.. reasons.

Yeah, I'm mostly interested in the wearables myself, but it follows the same logic. Good quality stuff, interesting textures and junk.
Unfortunately, the only one I have is the basilisk. It adds a ton of girth and that's already my strong suit, so it ends up making my wang as big around as my fist and I have yet to get freaky with a girl brave enough to take it.

No problem man, I know for others there's a whole imagining a fantasy scenario in which your getting fucked by some creature.
For me though, I'm just a butt slut who likes big dicks.

For SCIENCE

Im not a huge spender in this way. This is a treat that will last years!

This thing is.. Uhh..

Big

Holy shit nigga thats a lot of lubricant.
How big are we talking here.

Wut. How!? did you suck off an employee or something?
I demand you explain! Or at least introduce me to the employee.

I just own one. A large Rex in solid black.

You're a dude, right?
Not judging you or anything, just deciding if i want to stick around to see you use it or abandon thread

get a pic of it in ur ass

Stop wanking to fantasy stuff and start fucking animals for real.

Boy.

New heights my friend :(

I just shopped around for a good hour and found the best deal there. It's a flop product

I'm considering how much effort that'll take

I like this thread. Even if im not into this I kind of like it.

Okay then, have fun with it!
I'm bailing out because i only enjoy seeing women shove things up their asses.

Animals are much more expensive than toys, you have to gain their trust, their usually filthy and smell and while the law in some places allow it I still consider it abuse.

Just because I like big dicks doesn't mean I'm a beast fucking faggot.

It's so friggin heavy and the material feels awesome! Almost wet feeling

No just means your a fag!

Damn OP you're pretty cute.
9/10 Dat eyebrow game strong.

I should get a towel.

Exactly, fantasy is usually better than reality.

Just because somebody plays Grand Theft Auto doesn't mean they want to kill people and steal cars.

The idea of being fucked by a dragon/dog/horse etc. is kinky to me. Actually doing it would be horrifying, disgusting, and awkward. Most bestiality porn is really disappointing. The dogs aren't even into it most of the time and are constantly distracted and aren't even intelligent enough to get their dick in the fucking hole without help.

Fantasy is vastly superior to reality in this case. I have no intention of attempting to ever fuck an animal or be fucked by an animal.

Hmmmmmmmmmm

Some fag is about to be changing his email address real soon!!!!

youtube.com/watch?v=tSZoI_Cqz2I

You're pretty cute OP

Besides, one of the biggest things to turn me on is when your partner is enjoying it.
It's pretty hard to tell when your partner can't moan or embrace you.
It's one of the reason I hate professional gay porn, they're always so quiet and you can't even tell if they're enjoying it half the time.

Grats, you got my porn alias Email!

Which is on my Chaturbate page.
LeftU.

0/10

Is it your first one? The only problem is the silicone attracts lint and hair like crazy. I store mine wrapped in a nice new piece of lint free cloth. Use a microfiber towel, a nice new polyester shirt or something.

After storing them for a few days they can look like they have 20 years of dust on them.

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that looks painfull huge.
i have experience with dogs but thats some pony sized shit.

Thanks for the tip! I'll take this advice

I had to go pee

What this guy said.
It's best if you find a container for your toys too.

That width is pretty easy, it doesn't really start getting difficult till you hit around 2.7-3inches in diameter and about 8-9 inches long after that it just takes loads of practice.

Well, have fun stuffing that in your ass OP

I'm starting small

aww, it's a li'l babby plug.
Seriously though, get yourself nice and warmed up before you go big.
Warming up is key, you wouldn't run a marathon without some ~stretches~ first.

>Most bestiality porn is really disappointing. The dogs aren't even into it most of the time and are constantly distracted
this.

commercial professional beastporn ist always shit. drugged animals, rough fucking, fake moaning and fake cum.

i have seen good beastporn on amateur forums, though. The kind where you can tell that the animals indeed enjoy the intercourse and the human is all gentle and careful.

you're gonna share pics of you using it right?

>fake moaning and fake cum.
It's so obvious when it's with a horse too, it just looks like they watered down some skin lotion, it's SO bad.

I'm starting small

fuck yes here we go

So eager ;)

please be careful. dont hurt yourself

I wanna put my tongue in it

Patience is required for the great Snow Strider.

I cant wait to see you voilate your ass with that

yesssss i am

Nice OP, cute face, cute dick and shaven throughout.
Can't wait to see you take that big dick.

Gotta say you're pretty damn cute OP

ever thought about the elype art products ?
they are so realistic, a friend of mine uses them for more natural artificial inseminatino of his dogs

Doesn't taste like a factory either ~
This quality is making me horny!

* elypse art

forgot the s there

Never in my life have I wanted something in my ass like that. Looks like I might be buying something new.

Pls tell us how it is. I really want to get something like that.

For great science!

Just fyi, try to keep the cum lube off of the carpet. It's EXTREMELY hard to get out.

Seconding this
So much this

You look like a faggot.
Oh wait,

It's extremely gooey. It's scarily similar to actual cum

A swing, and a miss

>Bernie 2016

I should have gone with medium, holy fuk

I believe in you!

This is what scares me about ordering one of these toys

just don't forget to breathe and relax

The dimensions are clearly listed on their site. Just think about what you are ordering before you do it. Get a ruler and actually look at how big it will be.

But they can also be pretty soft. It depends on the stiffness you choose. The softer ones can actually squish down quite a bit so they really aren't as big as they seem at first.

I own a glass anal plug and it can be pretty intense even thought it is smaller because it has absolutely zero give. But it's nice because cleaning it is easy.