250 word essay on the Civil War due tomorrow

>250 word essay on the Civil War due tomorrow
>haven't started yet
HOW FUCKED AM I ?

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250 words is not that much

>250 word
I hope that's a typo

the fact you need to mention this here and that you were filthy enough to waste a rare pepe on this is proof your dumbass is gona fale

>250
Are you in in 6th grade? UNDERAGE FAG DETECTED

>the civil war
>the

Step 1: write as follows
>Paragraph 1
>Go watch the movie if you wanna know about it you dimwit surprise pack teacher
Step 2: feel like you have balls for the first time of your life
Step 3: ???
Step 4: Face consequences like a man

>INB4 joke isnt even good, its not meant to be

250 words is fucking nothing

Captain America dies at the end.

Are you in first grade 250 is practically a tweet

>250 words

I woke up
in a new
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>o shit i have a 2500 word essay due tomorrow
better be this faggot

Anons in this thread calling him underage then thinking he's talking about the film Civil War and not that huge thing when the south seceded from the union in order to keep their slaves.

There's twelve words OP. Make sure you finish before bedtime

I gotta make a summary of 6 different topics of the multivariate analisys. You r not alone bro

This

youtube.com/watch?v=e_gWsWcs3Qc

Here's a good informational video.

>250 words
What are you, in middle school?

FUUUUUUUUCK YOU

Not as fucked as General Lee was

not fucked at all
get to work bitch that's barely enough to fill 2 pages

he doesn't btw

OP, im in a shitty mood. But im going to help you out. Is it about the general civil war? (Ill write it for you) Or is it about some smaller sub-sect of the civil war?

250 words isn't an essay... that's a note on scrap paper.

If you learned your alphabet in kindergarten, you can write it in 5 minutes, dipshit.

yea stark does i thought that was public knowledge too man

>fale
Take it from this guy, he knows what he is talking about.

Also, its the fucking civil war, just kinda make shkt up and add in a few facts. 250 words is nothing.

OP is a pussy.
I am 500+ pages behind on an online course that I'm required to pass to graduate.

Yew, i would accept this, but 250 words? I could do that before your next post. You must be dumb as fuck.

No way both guys die
Which Civil War?

yeah, i don't know why people don't tell that spoiler regularly
telling the actual truth would piss people off more

Well shit, we better help OP with his paper.

Let's start an outline. Help me fill it out faggots.

THE CIVIL WAR
when was it?
why did it start?
who was involved?
what happened?
what was it's lasting impact?

3,000 word essay due Friday on the Iraq War

Why the south was right to hate niggers
A Poem By (your name here)
Niggers are bad
Niggas are black
All nignogs do is shoot and smoke crack
Monkeys rape fucktoys (say women in a whisper-like voice after this)
But that's pretty small
Compared(try to say it fast so it can pass as one syllable worth of space in the poem) to the GIGA NIGGA 9000 the worst ape of all
TRIPS POWER HIM UP
ONLY QUADS CAN STOP HIM
THREE SETS OF TRIPS SET OFF THE DOOMSDAY DEVICE
Buy four 10-sided dice and roll until either fag wins.
Record your rolls.

They die fighting the five winter soldiers. It is an awesome fight scene.

how fucking old are you wtf

You could google each of those line, take the first link, and just alter the words a little.

...

yeah, and "captain africa" is the new stark
and bucky is the new captain america

Hold on OP, Imma try and help you. What are the requirements?

How about "One of the few wars America has won".

Not at all really. Sorry to break it to you, I know it must suck.

Faggot

When
1932

Why
Taxes from the british

Who
The indians and the mexicans.

OP is a fucking underage faggot that needs to get the fuck off of Sup Forums. 250 is not a fucking essay and OP really needs to an hero at this point. Hes literally coming to the fucking cancer of the most cancerous website on the face of the goddamn planet. OP really really really enjoys sucking that delicous moose cock like hes a fucking gay boi on a trap thread. Since you wanted help on your homework, im going to give it to you you slimy little cunt licking shit kneading fuckwit cuck mouth. Simply copy and paste this shit onto your google classroom gay bullshit your autistic help school uses and than get up like the big boy you are fucking kill your self. Read this again because your probably a blind autistic little fucking squrriel. God your fucking stupid. THIS IS FUCKING Sup Forums YOU LITTLE SHIT EATER! Ive seen every little fucking motherfucking cunt rags like you in the book. God if I knew where you lived I would waltz my ass over there nd open your mothers vagina like a FUCKING CHRISTMAS HAM. summer came early you nigger

>250 words