ITT: We are landing on Omaha Beach. GET TO IT SOLDIER!

ITT: We are landing on Omaha Beach. GET TO IT SOLDIER!

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Last Digit - 1-5 in the front
6, 7, 8, 9 ,10 - in the back
Dubs - a general back on the landing craft
Trips - A German
Quads - Not even in war

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*10 Changed to 0

90 SECONDS

Trips get

Is 666 hitler

This is far enough back, right guys?

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boom

AIM FOR THE BUNKERS, MEN.

Shit! Is that a snip

jk rowlin

I'll take him out! Die you nazi bastard!

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>step out
>die

rawling

Send in the secret weapon, Ultra Gigga Jew Nigga! He can serve as a distraction!

No worries guys! Sarge is here to save th... Oh shit...

Sarge just blew up a bunker! Way to take it to em! He'll get a medal for sure.

Who ever rolls a 666 is Hitler

HQ! New Sarge here. No not the dead one. Well whatever! I need an airstrike on these damn bunkers their attacking my men!

I am a German actually

Put me on the front lines cap'in!

Copy that sarge, sending out air strikes

fuck you Yankee cucks

But you're not a Nazi since it's illegal for you, fucking cuck.

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pls no diearino

>10
What about 20,30,40 etc.

But herr führer, ve are already on Omaha Beach...

Here to kick ass and tak-*gets shot in head as leaving landing craft*

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Sir.... Is that a fucking tiger on the beach? Holy shit.... Looks like Rommel set in the entire Korps!

Don't worry men, as long as we are able to get a 25 kill streak, we can call in a hydrogen bomb on these nazi bastards!

trips trips trips

Mein Brother Iz up zer though....

Oh shit! The Germans there dropping bombs! HQ should we evacuate or not! HQ I repeat should we evacuate!

But my grandfathers were

Reporting for duty sir!

Shut up! We need to keep pushing! Oh SHIT SNIPER GET DO-

Fun fact. Rommel was akshully in charge of defenses at Normandy, but on D-Day he had been granted leave for his wife's birthday.

Fire in the hole!!!

see why we lost?

STAY. I REPEAT STAY

Houston, we have a problem

Don't worry! Zombafoo is here to help.

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Aww Shit! Everyone get down now! HQ I need an Airstrike and a Spy Plane too see where all these damn Germans are ASAP HQ!

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THATS A NEGATIVE. YOU HAVE NOT AMASSED A GREAT ENOUGH KILL STREAK FOR EITHER OF THOSE TWO REQUESTS.

Don't worry! Red leader sanding by!

Rolling for mid oh godd

But HQ we will be annihilated!!!!

Shit, we're all gonna die.

SHUT UP! I WILL FUCKING DESTROY YOUR RADIO!

Don't worry, we are sending in [Quik]_N0Sc0pz_, he's sure to amass a 25 kill kill streak!

Dont worry Sarge! Iam here to help!

This is commander Shepard, your reinforcements have arrived

Holen Sie sich die panzerschreck!!!

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Your dropping them too far west! They'll be caught between the retreating enemy and their reenforcements!

Hey guys don't you think landing on the beach they'll just shoot down the first row of guys?

Lets all lie down and act dead maybe they'll bring the boat back home lol.

Red leader! red leader! what's your position!!!??

NUR ÜBER MEINE LEICHE!

okay okay

Keine Sorge die deutschen Tan Soldaten sind hier zu helfen!

USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!

RRRRRAAAAAAWWWWRRRR!!!!!!

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Gah! We've been ambushed!

>nice get trip dubs
And You have air support sir

Sieg oder Walhalla

Here i come i am cinna-mon

Let's do this Marines
UUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

The fuck is this bullshit?

Alright everyone move out!

MAN THAT MACHINE GUN SONICHU

Thats the kinda shit that draws friendly fire

A thread idea that works better when the tards are in school.

The final blow to the Nazis left flank is here

HOLY SHIT, HE'S D-

how the fuck did i get here?

i should be on sword beach

rolling
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Found a couple of these in the German bunkers! Good job on the invasion men urraawwww!!!!

Heil mein führer

Rolling fur das faterland

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Test

alright boys, LETS DO THIS

WHERES MY BAGPIPES AND SWORD!? LETS GET REAL HERE MOTHERFUCKERS!

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dubs reporting for invashun

Which one of you fucking slimeballs has what it takes?

The battle is won but the war has just begun men...

Amen to that user.

WE DID IT BOYS. ITS OVER. WE MOVE TO TAKE BACK THE REST OF FRANCE! Aka new thread.

GET READY BOYS!

Fuck new threads

Roll!!

They are ready for us, wat do