SMASH!
"GET DOWN ON THE GROUND FUCKO!"
>what do you do?
SMASH!
Hunter Thompson
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Lucas Martin
I get down on the ground
Christian Baker
Agreed
Carter Torres
id get on the ground fucko
Henry Barnes
this seems like a logical action given the hypothetical circumstances
Easton Ortiz
They smashed open the door
I guess I'd get down on the floor.
Maybe afterwards I'd walk the dinosaur.
David Mitchell
Shit on my pants
Ryan King
Scream then slowly get on the ground and start to cry.
Benjamin Lee
Roll just keep rolling
Jacob Ortiz
Whip my dick out then proceed to violently masturbate to prove my dominance
Oliver Watson
Nothing, since i am not at home. Infrared switch in center of room will detonate the fertilizer bomb in the living room automatically though.
Juan Cook
It's okay officer, here are my dubs.
Robert Martin
This
Michael Fisher
Do as they say because im not a nigger
Zachary Edwards
...
Juan Wright
stop raping my sister in the anus for a few minutes and see what they want
Carter Davis
I DINDU NUFFIN
>then proceed to nigger
Blake Perry
Woah woah hold up. This is about the illegal porn downloads right?
Isaiah Baker
Angel Price
suck my own dick
eat some chicken strips
Jordan Barnes
I'd stand up, get all uppity with them, start yelling "this is america this isnt nazi germany, let me see a warrant, I want to speak to your superior!" and get fucking shot in the fucking face.
Elijah Gutierrez
if I was a nigger I point the police with my hands like a gun, but Im not a nigger so i obey.
Connor Cooper
Proceed to keep watching porn ,finish deleting my history then jump out the window.
Oliver Cook
Like a boss
Jason Baker
tell them they got the wrong house
Jacob Sanders
...
Jaxson Fisher
Any good swat SIM games?
Luis Lopez
Raise my hands and get on the ground
Elijah Ross
Get on the ground and say THE SNUFF CP ISN'T MINE!
Nathan Wright
>get on the floor
>walk the dinosaur
Aaron James
bazinger :^)
Lucas Nguyen
Call for reinforcement dubs.
Owen Perez
"…this isn't what it looks like officers."
Carson Reed
I'd check my dubs before getting near the ground
Daniel Cox
I would shit a pile of bricks so large it would propel me into space and rain down upon the landscape, leading to mass panic, news reports of a shitstorm, and a secondary cumstorm as scat fetishists enter into neverending orgasm.
Daniel Perez
Say my suicide phrase, house explodes.
If these fuckers are gonna take me down, I'm taking them with me.
Owen Parker
"You will never catch El Fucko!"
>turn 360 degrees and run away
Christopher Turner
Stand up, jump back and get my hand to my side like I'm reaching for something. Hopefully they'll shoot.
Isaiah Ross
Keep fucking