>I've been trying to get on this site less often due to it affecting my social life, academic life, and mental health, but I feel as if this is a necessary thing to post on Sup Forums
So for the past 6 months to a year I have started to realize more and more that I am a complete and utter social retard and everyone I know and have ever known sees me that way.
To come to terms with this I've decided to write down all of the things that make me as such on an anonymous message board.
I'm going to be posting a series of events from different points in my life that I find to be the most fucking cringey in my life.
>inb4 no one cares killself
Those who want to listen in on my neverending story of retardation, thank you.
>Also general thoughts/suggestions, severe autism, or just straight up shitposting thread.
Will be posting first story of cringe shortly.
>May God have mercy on you all and enjoy.
David Howard
Donald Trump, you are a gangster and which supports your chair, smell like sulfur I vote for those that never chose the easy path of history, i vote for Martin Luther King, i vote for David Dellinger, i vote for Sean Eldridge, i vote for Rosa Parks and for Eleanor Smeal, i vote for Nelson Mandela, I VOTE HILLARY.
Noah Wilson
My descent into artificial autism began in pre-K, I believe.
>Be me, 4 years old >Go to a place called Owl's Acre for pre-school >Go to church every Sunday like any normal American kid from the 90's >Decide to bring toy sword to school with me >Get put in time out for bringing a weapon >Time out is basically sitting in a hallway thinking people are fat since you didn't know how to call someone an ass-licking cunt burger in preschool >One day go over to friend's house, he seems cool at the time >His brother is medically diagnosed as autisitc, obsessed with pinball machines and mostly only speaks using movie quotes >Think "Holy moly Batman that sure is groovily doodily!" and start doing nothing but quoting movies all the time >Do not speak unless with a movie quote >Only in preschool so don't know too many movies and much less movie quotes >As a result, rarely speak >When I do speak however it is extremely loud in contrast to my silence >One day be learning about how to call 911 >Kids are passing around a fake telephone to use to "call 911" and give their adress >Am the only dipshit who doesn't know his address so I can't use the phone >Teacher tells me I need to know my address in case something bad happens, like if my dad has a really bad fall >This was her last mistake >For I have seen Lion King >Suddenly jump up and scream "LONG LIVE THE KING" out of no where and climb up the big kids' slide in the playground pretending to fall off, screaming >Actually end up falling off and get a concussion >Still don't believe the doctor that there was no brain damage
And that was the day I became both Scar and Mufasa from Lion King
>Be me again, now 5 years old >Still trying to figure out how facial expressions work >One day start getting made fun of by two of my peers >Start to make an angry face, baring my teeth, since that's how Ash did it in the Pokemon anime >Friends start laughing >Bare teeth even more, now growling >Friends are now grimacing from laughter >Bare teeth even more and growl so loud that the whole class can hear me and looks >Two friends are laughing hysterically at me while others begin to join >I still don't get the hint, I thought this was super sp00ky, I looked in the mirror while I did it at home and shit myself it was so sp00ky >This isn't even my final form >Stretch my facial muscles as far as I physically can, using my hands to help, my teeth feeling like theyre about to shatter from the pressure >Everyone is going apeshit and my dipshit teacher finally takes notice >She tries to calm the situation but it is too late >Toddlergeddon has already begun >People are laughing so much they start crying because theyre scared they can't stop laughing >A few kids piss and shit themselves from the fear and lack of control >I finally stop trying, realizing I was doing jack shit >I pass out since toddler fatigue >Wake up covered in toddler piss >Look at the two peers, them snickering in the distance >I start to grimace >And there it was >A perfect circle
there your Sup Forums problem is fixed you wont be able to come here anymore like that
replace DOT with .
Aiden Flores
Moving on to first grade
>Be me, now 6 >Meet new friend we shall call D >D was a total badass in first grade, getting called down to the principal's office every other day >I was too much of a pussy to do that shit >One day realize we both have a crush on the same girl >Rivalry ensues >Not really a rivalry, more like they liked eachother and I whined until they said we could compromise and compete for her >fuckyeah.jpg >Running competition during recess >Lose horribly cuz fat fuck >Pull ups competition >Lose horribly cuz fat fuck >"Guess my favorite color" competition >Lose cuz dumb fuck and thought they meant OUR favorite color >Cry like a 9 year old kid in Minecraft until they give me another chance >One last chance >Whoever can get the most girls to be their girlfriends wins the one girl >Challenge accepted foolishly >Find this one girl on the bus named Sarah >Can say her name since she moved >Obviously I should give her some flowers or some shit, right? >Nah I need to show her my cock >Ravenously run over to her seat on the bus and ask if she wants to see my massive 12 inch cock >Pharmacists hate me >She says no >Show her anyway >She looks away quickly >She is so into me >Ask to see hers cuz dipshit 6 year old or probably just retarded >Get slapped and sent off the bus >Time for phase 2 of my plan
Keep in mind ALL of this follows me up into highschool
Connor Russell
>Thinking I'm this new You must be new here, faggot
Angel Garcia
>Watch Grease one too many times, which is once >Grab my dad's old biker leather jacket that was so way too fucking big for me >Get some aviator shades >Slick my hair back >Go to school like that >D comes up to me and asks me what the fuck I'm doing >"I'm just keeping it cool my man" >We don't talk for the rest of the school year >Needless to say I just hung out behind the jungle gym hoping some chick would dig my edgy faggotry and give me her juicy pussy >I am now on an FBI watch list for typing that sentence >Just get weird looks and called super mean names by the actually popular kids >feelsbadman.jpg >Oh but my dumbass doesn't give up >I invite Sarah to my birthday party along with several other people >Why people showed up I will never know >Sarah shows up and I tell my mom to tell her I like her cuz am pussi >Sarah comes into the room I'm in and we bang >The End
Jason Perry
>We become bf/gf apparently >Rub it in D's face cuz I have one more than him >Little did I know that D has been running a fucking pussy crop >Seriously this little shit was covered in hoes >Needless to say I lost that one girl no one gave a shit about but I did get to keep my cute "gf" >Move on to 2nd grade >Eventually find another hot chick >Shit I'm with Sarah though >But then I think since D had that pussie crop over there it must be socially acceptable to do ALL THE TIME >So I told Sarah Ima have 2 gfs now and I get dumped >Also get rejected hard by the girl cuz she likes me as a friend >Fuck >Spend the next few years up into 4th grade in a state of "depression" looking for a gf >Find an ugly redheaded bitch that would do >Get rejected again >Decide to write suicide note detailing how im gonna kill myself after school >Give the note to my man Brandon and he give it to her during school allowing her to then find me and lecture me about suicide >Bitch I don't need this I'm 10 years old >Never talk to her again cuz she's a stubborn bitch
Hudson Rogers
I'm going to bed. Sorry lurkers, but aint nobody give a shit anyway
Levi Morgan
Bumping coz k wanna read more.
Isaac Thompson
Don't go user, continue.
James Jenkins
Wait faggot continue
Blake Murphy
Holy fuck my sides are in orbit right now
Kayden Bailey
This is fucking gold op, you are a pilgrim in a normie land
Daniel Martinez
Interest lolz
Wyatt Robinson
Come back faggot OP and complete this shit.
Carson Rogers
Started way too early... Not like the guy taking a shit and the mascot barfing
Ryder Gutierrez
Don't be a cunt, you must continue
Brody Martinez
Come back faggot.
Samuel Green
>tfw I made it through undergrad, and graduate school while regularly browsing Sup Forums. you're here forever, kiddo.
