Describe your sexual life with an image or gif

Describe your sexual life with an image or gif.

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haven't fucked since october

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I haven't fucked since march......

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Being a vergin is fun r-right?

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>dont know the last time a women touched me
>wanna kill myself

>one more year and I become a wizard

>pic related

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>2 1/2 year relationship
>She loves anal and can deepthroat

I need to read this 1st in order to have sex

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My sex life is like the picture in this comment... :'(

Basically.

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Test

Go to bed Jamal

My wife and I had a threesome with one of her coworkers like a month ago. It was my third threesome ever (all with the same co-worker and my wife) and we have sex pretty regularly, a few times a week, but right now it's that time of the month. So really only blowjobs and anal until that's over with.

>when I proposition a girl

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its been a while...

That's a cool story dude

omg i bet it smells awesome in that room with them

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...and you feel awkward, disgrace and sadness at the same time.

No image because it doesn't exist.

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Yeah it wasn't as awesome as I thought it would be, but it still was a lot of fun. It's honestly a bit easier to just focus on one woman and you get more out of it. But now that we've had some "practice" it's gotten better. The first time wasn't a disaster or anything, but I'm pretty sure neither of the ladies were able to get off the first time around. Too much pressure/insecurity when performing with a third person in the room. We've been together 8 years if you include dating before we got married.

How does one not bust early

>Had a 8/10 gf and we fucked like 3 times a week
>Last November she died in a car accident.

I fucking miss you Jess

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omg, WHAT THE FUCK?

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Big laughs

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> gotta dodge the skeet

shit finally happened last month
it was good y'know

Had sex three times today because sometimes marriage is the goddamned best.

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So, the usual then.

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Yup my lady

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Oh shit whaddup

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Like this

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relationship

Except the one saying "how" is a qt3.14 asian trap who lives 750 miles away.

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Tied up my wife and fucked her tonight. I do remember the forever alone days, but they seem so distant. I feel for you guys, though.

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reported to KGB

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haven't fucked since ever

da ass

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Haha. I have sex with women

I hope your kicksuckers don't mind.

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Every year i try to clean it out so the kids can use it. keeps me on my toes

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