/HEEM/ BENSON BTFO EDITION

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News:

>Cub Swanson vs Tatsuya Kawajiri targeted for UFC FN Utah
mmafighting.com/2016/6/14/11938082/cub-swanson-vs-tatsuya-kawajiri-targeted-for-ufc-fight-night-in-utah

>Kron Gracie will fight in RIZIN 2
mmafighting.com/2016/6/14/11934086/kron-gracie-set-to-face-mma-veteran-hideo-tokoro-in-rizin-event-in

>Tim Means got second job during suspension, hopes to be back around August
mmafighting.com/2016/6/14/11922054/tim-means-got-job-as-metal-fabricator-during-usada-suspension-hopes-ufc-august-return
>Fedor Emelianenko says he's closer than ever to signing with the UFC
mmafighting.com/2016/6/13/11925474/fedor-emeliananko-says-hes-closer-than-ever-to-signing-with-the-ufc
>Michael Bisping wants rematch with Dan Henderson for first UFC middleweight title defence
foxsports.com.au/ufc/michael-bisping-wants-rematch-with-dan-henderson-for-first-ufc-middleweight-title-defence/news-story/cce5bf6343efb08df36b201af871272d

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Finally decent OP

patrician thread

>the op matters

why make a thread with zero effort?

here's to Bisping getting heem'd by hendo again

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>walking on beach with jon
why just why dc

I'm worried Hunto isnt switched on for the Lesnar fight. He sounded like he didnt give a fuck in the interview with the jew. Wasnt training, wasnt at a proper camp, no coaches and shit with him.

Its the same pattern, he has a great fight after he has trained hard and looks sharp. Then next fight he either dosnt train and gets complacent about staying fit. Then has really a bad fight. Gets pissed off about it, trains hard, looks like monster next fight, repeat over and over.

this is the gayest man

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>You now remember Jeremy Horn

It must really suck to have such a mediocre fat, fat cunt be the face of combat sports for your region.

>tfw can heem every here

>boxingswede
post one of your matches again

Duran had meme footwork.

Alright lads, I finished updating the ufctv.py script for windows.
This one includes automating downloading and streaming for those of us on windows.
NOTE: for this to work you must have livestreamer installed

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To download videos call it command prompt opened in your python folder like:
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To stream use:
Python.exe ufctv.py stream videourl

Hope this helps.
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I beg your pardon

If you could choose 1 fight to not get canceled due to an injury which one would it be ?

does anyone actually care about a gracie in mma anymore? once black people learned how to defend a triangle choke it was pretty much over for them

owen hart vs the god father at over the edge 1999 :(

You heard me Mohamed. Duran had meme footwork. He would have gotten crushed by a real boxer like TJ.

Thanks for the botnet.

hit me up on rumblr bigboy, we'll see who memes on who

I'm at the McDonalds on Wyandotte pussy. Feel free to show up anytime.

Excellent work. I would let you heem my girlfriend.

Rory vs Wonderboy most definitely even tho it's not for the belt, it will be spicy

I really wanted to see Hendricks vs Mcdonald and Lawler vs Wonderboy

>mfw you'll never see Dos Anjos absolutely destroys Conor

Those two also, i think we'll see that fights in the future tho

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$20 cuck here. Will steal my mom's credit card and set up a pay pal account. Stay beautiful, friendo

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Whats heem #77?

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Nice.

conor would've heemed him stiff

i honestly think he' is gonna win. he always executes a killer game plan he doesn't mind taking it relax'd and can easily frustrate thompson with his elusive style. rory is training with top tier guys. the only thing i think that might go wrong is faras telling him he is the better striker.

>americans saying cunt
burger pls

Came home after a year abroad and went straight to my favourite boxing gym.

>tfw rusty as fuck

i'll hook you in the gobber mate

>Leave RDA to me

ramadan
douche
armenian

RDA will smash Khabib in the rematch.

how was your cardio?

>2016
>Brazilian fighters

im literally hoping rory wonderboy ends in a draw

conor vs nate was a similar situation as they were both my boys but they were not really on the same tier so it was easy to root for nate, this fight now tho ugh I like them both equally

be careful

rda better be careful

>RDA will smash Khabib in the rematch.

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lol

fill this thread you goofs 11 posts left

lmao someone can't handle the bants

fucking normies

who dis?

>2016
>american fighters

should have replied "she got it from you"

Someone please respond with "you sound pretty autistic yourself"

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I just want my fucking boy to get his belt back already, everyone else at middleweight is such a bum

>Stop trying to kick people
Bam.

Hendricks - Rory will never happen.

>Enjoy your retarded daughter
>I will

Pretty good, I was playing rugby abroad.

>i will

>post usada chris

calling someone autistic's w/e

talking shit to someone whos got an autistic kid is just poor character

Luke no longer has a dad, will Weidman Sr. accept him as one of his own?

>tfw rockhold is legally adopted by the weidmans
>tfw starts attending church with all of them
>tfw goes through the best camp of his life as they train to square off against each other
>tfw regardless of the result they remain lifelong friends and training partners

They are STILL MY BOYS

You really think the average YouTube commenter actually has a daughter and types in that fashion?
Makes little sense for him to lie about it, but people say all sorts of shit with the anonymity of the internet

kek

Are Woodley and Lawler both training at ATT?

>/r/mma blaming other subreddits for ruining the TFATK ama

Oh tough guy using cuss words now

>Says "Im gonna fuck you up 20 seconds before that"

"Im gonna fuck you up" *

delet

#FATSHAMING
Imagine his face when Cruz dropped Faber twice and dominated the entire fight.

holy fuck

my boy Dominick bringing the heat

>that pic
everytime

inb4 my twitter was hacked

>still couldnt finish

It's just not funny when Dom says it. It would have been funny coming from Dana, cause we expect it from Dana. Dom is a professional sportscaster. He should know better than this.

I did like it when he called Hack Slack a moron tho.

When's the next TFATK? Do you think Schaub will give /heem/ a shout out?

atleast he never backpedals

The one saying Schaub's last loss was to Rogan via 'verbal assault' was gold.

Worse than I thought, Hunto training with random goofs and middle ages housewives.

conrad's touchbutt one was pretty good too

Brock is Canadian

Dr. Wyman seems incapable of making a point without using hyperbole.

4 bings until live chat with Cuck "Luke" Thomas

Rory 2, 4, 5

Did shaub get trolled in the AMA? I didnt see any of it.

Live
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