Waifu Claiming Thread

Waifu Claiming Thread
>KILL YOURSELF

The rules are simple:
>Kill yourself
>Die
>please die
>JUST DIE OK

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=rueScMSnRP4
cardcastgame.com/browse/deck/FZGHU
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

This is the motivation that I needed.

Be sure to remember that if you hang yourself, use piano and glue your hands to you head.

>old man claim

I enjoy this gif.

a a a a a a a a a a

((hey everyone))

>claim

Sounds like a real load to me. Ive never even heard of being fired for sickness. Your luck has been really sour, lately. I hope June turns things around for you. I sincerely do.

Yuno claim

>Still no sign of my bitch

I want all these boats to know

That a real shipfu shipfu just hit the door.

Kongou claimed~

And a nice loli to you too sir
FUCKIN CHEK'D
Ah I see, and I'm not sure either. Probably gonna change anyways haha
Rum friend! Hows it goin? you have to forgive me...I have sinned
OY
fuck what an asshole

FUCK missed a whole thread, but I'm back now. what did I miss?

Gonna go eat, later gators ^0^

You missed absolutely nothing
just like every other thread

Claimed

>I can't remember my past

But then who will be your friend?

>It's selfish of me to die and leave you

Oh, she'll be around.

>Please treat her gently

Hello there, sweetheart.

Fucking phone putting it down twice arrrggghhhhh
>KMS

KJEWKJREKLJTEKJTEWKJTEWKJTEWKJEW

>I enjoy this pic

Rory-sama claimed

I have a mod that puts Santa hats on trolls. So there isn't much left now...
Top fucking kek
Heck yes. I'll have to binge watch it next year. More excited for RedvsBlue.

Milinda claim.

Yeah it has been really bad. My birthday is in 11 days, maybe my luck will change around then. Thanks friend. Just knowing your thinking about me makes me feel a lot better. :)

kek you like that get?
Well my epic get has made me tired. I will be back tomorrow friends. Goodnight everyone!
>Especially Maki and Mirai

Oh I'll treat her gently alright~

Claimed niggers

Hey there love n_n It's a shame I'll be leaving soon.. I've missed talking with you.

You have full right to claim niggers, but why would you want to?

All of them?!

Tru, don't hurt to ask tho
I spot 2 "JEW"s in that mess. also looks like you killed someone
I did! and ill be sure to celebrate your birthday homie! goodnight. Sleep well :)

Goodnight, Mili!

I'm heading out, too. Time to get off the floor. Night e-body.

I'm too normal for this shit. Gonna hit up the 3d loli thread if anybody needs some advice on being more normal.

Alright, later typical Sup Forums user

It's a constant struggle. So whatcha up to?

youtube.com/watch?v=rueScMSnRP4

I'll never get enough of this.

>RedvsBlue
O shit they're making more?

Have a goodnight princess~

See ya around Mirai!

>Best idol claimed

>claimed niggers
But she's white
get out normie
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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My nigga

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NOOOOO fuck. ok. goodnight rum friend. Talk to ya tomorrow :)
>3D loli
ayyyyy
Exactly lol, and nothin much Just got done playing with a friend. Thats why I was so distracted heh, but now I'm just gonna chill out before bed. You?
I see no fault in this...

...

how this shit works???

Didn't mean to quote. But posting from mobile sucks.

>step 1: kill yourself
step 2: you can't do anything because you're dead dumbass

>jenny

This guy knows what's up.

It's all good. Same, eyes are getting heavy.

...

k whatever

shamallamadingdong wing wang ping dang shibi chibi diggy wiggy

cardcastgame.com/browse/deck/FZGHU

For just $8.99 you to can own the /Waifu/ cards against humanity deck.

>work in progress

Holo now claimed.

awoo~

oh wait

I heard crazy sex is good for you.

So have I.

Sup Vigil.

Damn you.
Lol

But are your knees weak? palms sweaty?
sup fox

Alright then going to call it a night

Good night thread, stay frosty

Later nigga, sleep well :)

Claim

>stay frosty
Literally impossible where i live

I need to sleep. Just 10 minutes.

Meanwhile, it's always frosty here

i envy you
goodluck keeping it to just "10 minutes"

Well, I'll see if I should extend or not.

Akiko claimed

Good morning, how did everyone sleep?

Hiya, welcome back Akiko.
I got 5 hours.

i never sleep

>6 fet robet

I was sleeping, woke up and here I am. I'll be leaving real soon though.

Terrible.

>I needed a double shot to stay awake
>Now I'm never sleeping

>double shot
Good shit

Well, looks like my time has ended. I have to go. Goodbye!

drive by. i like it

>jenny

I did not sleep how fucking dare you

Minimal activity.
Must have been a lot of an hero

Good

Good to see you in duty, Spike.

Claiming based purple.

'Morning Akiko.
How goes?

Your girth scared them all off.

I only caught 4 hours and I had night terrors again but it's nice to know I'm not the only one getting shit rest

5 hours is more than enough for me

That's what I said before I overslept 19 hours

Yea I know that feel

RIP
Thank you come again

Sorry for triggering you, nocturnal-otherkin

5 hours is like over sleepng for me.
I'd rather not sleep at all

but robots can't sleep

don't you fucking die on me

>Gamindustri best cosplay girl claimed

How's everyone today?
I'll be here for an hour or so.

Don't worry, I'm only dead on the inside.

i'm doing fine. got the day off and slept in until 3 pm.

Hello there

And here's the fourth league waifu

Hey Shizu, I'm good now that I'm up but goddamn waking up is hard

Yea I get that, you're better off not sleeping instead of sleeping 3 hours anyway. And sleeping always feels like a waste of time to me

You ain't no robot m8. I have a strong suspicion you're a guy behind his pc posting pictures of his robot waifu

Hello Noire

I wish I had that kind of day

If none have claimed, Kuro claim.

we are all men behind pc's. what are you talking about?

i rarely get days off though. i often feel guilty sleeping in though.

>jenny

Thread is slow :o
food was good o:

Kongou came here, Spike's driven everyone away and I've lost my memories.

>Is not bad

Koume claimed

Proud of it.

I don't particularly mind. You're still here, so it's fine.

That pic will never fail to make me chuckle

It's dat boi

Good afternoon(?) Noire
Yeah i know what you mean. Waking up is hard, especially if you've not gotten enough sleep.
Almost makes me want to go rabble rousing for fun.

Try to remember

Goodnight cuties. Sleep peacefully

I always wake up feeling sick, no matter how long I sleep.

i think that beard might be photoshoped

Night threads tends to go slow. But you caught it in the very slow hours. But it'll pick up in a hour or two.

thread is slow, LoL is down, now I wait >.>

o shit waddup

that meme needs to fucking die

in fact it's already dead, let him sleep

...

It's unusual to see you up around this time though.

STOP

FUCKING STOP

is it really? shit

I dont know what this webm is

I've become nocturnal, it's 3am and I slept all afternoon
It is for a bit, maintenance or something it said

awww good
thats why i put it in my hello folder

That's cute :3 I got really scared he was gonna kill it or something since this is Sup Forums

>konata