Well user, looks like I'm the only one who showed up to your party. What now?

Well user, looks like I'm the only one who showed up to your party. What now?

want to see my spaghetti collection?

same guy (you) keeps reposting her, often pretending to be someone else
then, when called on it, deletes thread (which is what probably happens now)

Ask why OP is such a faggot.

moar of her?

why do you keep spamming this ugly ginger kid

who are you and what party? get out of my house!

Well sweety, can you open that bottle of white in the fridge and pour us a couple of glasses?

I'll get the steaks on the cast-iron grill pan. I should have time to whip up a light vinegrette for the salad.

Oh, and pass me that joint...it goes perfect with the wine...

it's obviously some fat nerd who's too scared to talk to his crush

You are a serial killer or hipster liberal.

W-wanna watch me play Skyrim?

Mutually masturbate to a rob schneider film?

if i take off your ears will you die?

Well then lets do molly and shrooms and fuck. Heres 20 bucks for your taxi you ugly bitch good day.

Underrated post right here. I'm dead.

"Well...it wasn't that big of a party to begin with...wanna call it and go grab a burger?"

tell her I have got a eel between my legs for that kitty

You're the type of person that runs over cats when no one's looking.

Honestly I'd probably get into a nice relationship with you or rape you there's no in-between. But guarantee a fuck that day.

>redhead
>long hair
>glasses
>braces
>acceptable looking
>nicely dressed
>cat gurl
i'll tell her i'm gonna eat a pussy tonight, or at least lick it ;)

I think I know her, actually.

ISU?

Right?!