Slav ylyl thread

Slav ylyl thread

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Heil mein führer

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Can someone post that webm or gif of that slav dancing where he does the crazy legs kicking thing? I think he's holing a beer bottle and hes the only one on screen.
I never saved it but it always makes me lose

Hi guys.

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Lmfao. If this authentic adidas it's a joke, cause those poor russian shits can't afford it.

Hot slav girl.

"let's treat complexes" ~German citizen

I wonder do they even feel the smell.

Someone said slav thread?

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It's always nice to eat at cemetery close to your dead relatives.

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Russian army sucks, well, actually that's true.

Lol you could land a plane in that forehead

Does anyone know why they squat? Wtf its so hilarious

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hahaha are u retarded? Slavic girls are most beautiful bitches of the world. You pathetic retard xd west bitches looks like that

It is a street habit, because usually there's shit and mug on the streets, so bad boys cannot put their asses on anything clean. So they got used to sit like that, squatting.

Lol, nice legend Ivan.

I'll try to be serious and answer this question the best way I can. I have never heard of this internet phenomenon of "Slav squatting" until now, and I find it absolutely hilarious. I thought the whole world was squatting just like we are. You may laugh, but I am actually squatting on my chair while writing this.
Now to the point. I will write from my point of view, and I don't know if it applies to the other people (Slavic people).
First thing first: squatting simply feels comfortable for me. I lay my feet flat on the ground, my knees bent, and I rest my whole upper body on my knees and hamstrings. Sometimes I also squat on balls of my feet, putting few of my fingers on the ground for aditional stability.
Sadly, most present day teenage and adult Slavs grew up in impoverished post-socialist countries. There were no videogames, and we didn't spent much time watching TV (There were only 3 channels in my country, none of them for the kids). We spent our time in parks and outdoors running, playing soccer, immitating cowboys and Indians, playing war games, and doing other silly things that (Slavic) kids do. When you get tired, you could either sit on the ground, as most parks and playgrounds didn't have benches, and get dirty, or squat. So squatting came naturally and became a habit for most kids.
Also, most toilets in schools were squatting toilets, so that had some influence too. Even today I squat on my modern flush toilet. It simply feels better.
Now for the photo thing. That comes from the pure utility: class photos were taken every year, and to make whole class of 30 student fit in one photo, boys were usually squatting in the first row, and girls were standing behind them in the second row. So the boys gained habit of taking photos in squatting position. Eventually, it became cool to take photos while squatting.

I am sorry for my bad english, and I hope I gave you some insight on this squatting habit of ours.

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no. this is hot slav girl

Slavshit detected.

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HELL YEA!
oh wait...... every country has one beautiful woman......

just add two kids and a liter of vodka or plum brandy every day, and ten years later...

Or this?

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im not even russian. there is one in a million girls like that. but whatever what can know the guy who spends all day at the computer

is this pasta? Otherwise thank you for the insight into the slavic mind. I've found that people in other regions do it to, for example India and Pakistan. They both dirty too so it makes sense that it's connected to that.

Well shit
This is awkward

But slavs... But still...

Don't lie to me you slav bitch.

i'm not slavian, but i used to date russian girls. They are really hot

Holy shit double trips

Sure, sure, relax, Ivan. I got your point. Go have some vodka.

>Russia
>poor
Oh what will the media make you believe next, poor amerilard?

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OP after viewing this whole thread, I have come to a conclusion: Slavs are racially inferior and need extermination.

omg my feelings are so hurt. you are not a good troll

>Implying Russia isn't poor

Zoz.jpg nice meme

how i whish to meet guy like you in real life. I'd like to see how tough he is face to face. And slav doesn't mean russian u retard

being this new
also checked

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>Zoz.jpg
>Zoz
not replying past this point, you've shown your colors..

Top Kek ...

is that photoshopped or is she actually a giant-faced freak?

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they're basically white niggers

white niggers can't even compare to european nords

This is an italian magic, not slav.
Murano, Venice

hahahaa said guy who let the foreign religion destroy his own country pathetic. when Ramadan begins?

the entire tuetonic race, the supposed "aryan" class is nothing but the regressed offspring of barbarians. let's focus on the most primitive of these, scandanavians. current studies show scandanavians, Danes in particular, to have the second lowest collective IQ in all of Europe (all that cold freezes their already fucked up neural circuit), second only to serbs, of course, and followed by norway and sweden. the entirety of scandanavian history can be structurally and substantially encompassed within a crude drawing of a valkyrie(the prototypical transvestite he-bitch) violently sodomizing a horse. while culture and civilization seared within the god-zone of the mediterranean (plato, epicurus, diogenes, all descendants of pre-taulantii , illyrians, ie. albanians), these blonde barbarians were killing their cousins over bowls of Rommegrot (throw-up tier dish the main ingredient of which is butter)

niggers being nignogs

Do some google-ing about Yugoslavia, slavs are god-tier ppl and Yugoslavia was heaven on earth.

Is that pic taken in Serbia?

I am pretty sure there is Pelinkovac on the table!

russians trying to steal the success of ukrainian girls. Fuck off. Even the girl in your pic is ukrainian.

This is fact btw. Ukrainian women are top tier. Consistent wins for miss universe agrees.

You don't say funny things about me!

That's Jagermeister.

Are those suppose to be "Super Hot" ? cause they kinda have weird face.
I know somme really good lookin russian chicks but those aren't that nice

lol, no

SLAVIC = Poland, Ukrain, Czech, Croatia etc. So STFU, other wise I'll kill u for Wołyń

No, Ukraine has some hot girls for sure. But seriously, scandinavian girls are much hotter. And hispanic/italian girls are damn good. And don't forget asians, those are the best of all.
So slavs are not the top tier definitely.

nice retort retard, really convinced me there..

Easy, dude. Peace. Knew some girls from Poland and Czech, they were really good. Too bad I didn't get any pussy.

>Scandinavian

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Yeah there are rich people in russia too. They, however, don't live in cramped shitty flats or look like fucking homeless people.

Shut up, ugly slav.

Lmao that date.

cлыш ты бля сука

Ah, you're right. Looks like I just see Pelinkovac because I want some.

btw I have just looked through all my shelves to find the Pelinkovac, and it seems gone. I remember I should have half a bottle somewhere but can't fucking find it.

PS: Not a slav here, but as the guys in the pic I am wearing sweatpants 24/7. I think anyone who wears anything else is an idiot that doesn't have a clue on how to live comfortably.

Yugoslavia existed for all of what... 75 years or something like that? You'd think "heaven on earth" would have had some longevity.

Maybe it was doomed to fail due to some fundamental flaw. Like being full of white niggers.

I ugh... ugh... at a loss for words

Well, you got the point. TRUE scandinavian blondes are fucking gorgeous. And all slavs look like shit after 30.

I guess the last. Looks shit indeed.

haha shitpost more usacuck

youtu.be/b5IJfhxfmbc

Next Ivan is being processed.

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Watch "The weight of chains" movie if you're really interested in why it all fell apart, I'm not trolling here it really was a gem of a country, a world leader in it's time, torn apart by petty differences and outside infuences.
>Most intelligent comment of all time.jpg

Yeah guy who sits in the internet whole day, lives with his mom and is sill a virgin can say that. Seems legit hahahaha

If stil like that 10 minutes i cant wake up xD

>slav/10, would fuck

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Wasted gets on this dumbfuck

>if you're really interested
I'm not interested in watching a shitty movie about whiteniggers

Kek'd hard xD

That driver chose to run over the kid xD

I land my dick on her forehead

Funniest thing I have seen all week