I'm tired. Just another salary slave working for the weekend which I spend with my fat but caring wife

I'm tired. Just another salary slave working for the weekend which I spend with my fat but caring wife.

My only escape from this boring life is watching porn of hot chicks which I will never bone, cause my only real friend in this world is my fat wife.

How do you motivate yourself b/
Life ends up pretty lame and mediocre.

Cheat on your wife?

Travel, chicks love foreigners

Dont settle for less. There's no reason to.

You didnt have to be with that fat meatslab. You didnt have to get married. You don't have to have a shit job.

Stop being a bitch.

Life is as boring as you make it.

at least you have a wife, even though she is fat. Count your blessings faggot

This.
For me, the choice was easy. Being single was better than being married, bored, and lifeless.

starting to exercise daily changed they way i think about my self, i was a mess about a year ago

Share your wife

Op here. Used to love video games. Long RPGs. Now I think all new games suck. Growing old sucks.

this is a vey very good advice

Find something you like. Get a hobby, or check out meetup.com. Go back to school. Buy a bike and go for a ride everyday.

Get regular exercise, and encourage your wife to do so as well.

i used to love rpgs too. now i enjoy climbing, swimming, and scuba diving.

Far Cry Primal looks so cool, but growing older and spending all of your money on housing, food, travelling and alcohol/drugs makes it hard for me to miss the money for a new console and that game. And besides that, I don't even have the time to play that many vidya, so whatevs. Life isn't that bad actually, but missing out on this awesome game kinda sucks.

buy a home gym set and workout

Start by sharing with us

go watch American Beauty until you get it, than fix your life

Kek. Seems pretty straight forward to me.

Good idea. Excercise especially.

Wife has a pretty face. Features are abit like Kate Upton, but her eyes are way smaller. Cute laugh. Laughs a lot.
Apple shaped body. Flat boobs. Fat tummy rolls and fat legs. Normal job. Does laundry and cleaning at home. We eat out a lot.

we're not autistic, we can't imagine her looks
just post her pics already

This is the way to go OP. Just having something like exercise to work on together and motivate each other for, you will emotionally bond. Not to mention you will also become more physically attractive in each other's eyes. Take a little control over your life, you already have more than you think.

Eating out is really bad. I do it way too much, but I get exercise while I am working.

Couples that I know who started exercising together, and have stuck with it, really benefited, both in their health and in their relationship.

But, also find something you enjoy, regardless of her interest. If she does not enjoy the same thing, encourage her to find her own thing.

> We eat out a lot.
That explains the fat tummy rolls.

You guys Supprisingly give good advice.

American beauty was pretty good. A good movie still moves me. What should I watch to help de-funk myself?

Top Gun has been out for 30 years. Depends on your feelings about Cruise though

I absolutely LOVE to travel the world.

My life is mostly just breaks in between trips that I take to amazing places.

Helps keep me going.

Oh, and I LOVE movies too