Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.
>Wanted: Dead or Alive Edition

The rules are very simple:
>rules
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>more rules
>pretend this is legal
> RP and ERP are not encouraged
>even more rules
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most importantly: Catch me if you can

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=AZ9HUB6sC6I
youtube.com/watch?v=FTJ6RrQoOxU
youtube.com/watch?v=H9jvzVuYRyY
youtube.com/watch?v=5e-zAljAgqs
strawpoll.me/10244992
steamcommunity.com/id/Oblivion4423/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

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>Wanted: Dead or Alive
Dead.

My wifu uwu

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I walk everywhere for now, I like walking. I usually joke around about getting a self-driving car, but if I really could I would. I feel like you might still need to be able to drive to own one, but I dunno

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Sanya Claimed

Akiko claimed

This officially marks the end if it wasn't obvious enough already

You're here early.
Or is it just me?

Britfag Maki Claimed

>still here
>should probably sleep

I love walking as well. Even though I have a car I sometimes choose to walk for miles to get something instead of drive. It's nice to be alone with thoughts sometimes. Reflect on the world and all.

I know the feeling.

>excuse the caption I'm finding new Azusa pictures

>claiming yume
this is now a crispy thread

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Same, only issue is I need to plan ahead an hour everywhere I go
That's a weird pic >.>

Im just early. How are you today?

Claimed.

Oh boy, time for work
>just fucking kill me then

What should I listen to today?

>I can't stay

youtube.com/watch?v=AZ9HUB6sC6I

pretty good.

You're damn right it is

>don't arrest me

The sound of your soul dying?

Art styles that differ too much from the original always look a bit weird.

So do you guys ACTUALLY love your waifu or just admire her in some way?

I'm legitimately in love with Azusa. My obsession has gotten to the point where it's affecting my actual social life are real relationships in negative ways. I'm starting to question my sanity. I don't know. She makes me complete. I have personal reasons as to why I love her but I don't feel like bringing down the mood so I won't explain them.

>Trying my HARDEST not to sound cringe right now. Probably failing.

Dad Rap :o
youtube.com/watch?v=FTJ6RrQoOxU
Yeah, I try to avoid those >.>

I didn't see it with 3D glasses so he still counts.

I can bearly leave the house, thus I aint going to meet anyone.
This is probably the closest to that feeling

OF COURSE I LOVE HER SHE RESEMBLES MY autism.

I admire her a lot, I dunno about love in that way, I've never loved anything in that way :p but you do you :o

>konata

Unusually tired.
Doing some work for my classes and listening to music. And all this while checking in the thread once in awhile.

What about you?

I don't particularly like my waifu i just needed someone to join this circlejerk properly

youtube.com/watch?v=H9jvzVuYRyY

Me too, but some are too good not to save!

Heresy

I barely leave mine either. Not because of social anxiety or anything but mainly because there isn't anything to do around here. If I lived in a big city id be at guitar center or Starbucks right now.

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S l u t

>social anxiety
>feelsbadman

I will actually marry Maki one day

I actually do love mine, but I can keep my tendencies of affection in check.

I also have this strange sense of loyalty to her.

I don t have a beard but alsomt everyone has eyeglasses on waifu

Why would you do this to me

I do this anyway

Will listen

how's highschool going

But we aren't role playing or anything. We're having normal conversations about life.

Plus I'm a neat freak and 130lbs so... Yeah.

I guess you weren't here when he posted his age, but it certainly sounds like that

She is an idol and a figure that gives me motivation to live on and keep trying. I still wouldn't call that love despite being hard for me to feel a stronger emotion than that.

Glad you accept my suggestions!

If you want to overcome it try going on Omegle. Talk with people. Try that and eventually go into public.

Always remember this:

Most people are too wrapped up in themselves to judge YOU.

He's a fucking weeb loser

Implying so much

no beard no glasses :)
I'm actually 36 years old and only listen to "golden age" hip hop sorry :/

Stop getting baited.

Dumbass.

Hipster as fuck but they work on me.

Feeling surprisingly good. Probably going to think of something to do soon, but now im doing nothing.

If she would exist I would choose her over anybody else
So as for now and maybe all future I go with her as my ideal for woman
>Most people are too wrapped up in themselves to judge YOU
sound like me I don't judge you I just hate every human being equally

And you are an user who's afraid to be judged by a hugbox and thus refuses to identify

I know it's b8 I just don't care.

I know it's irrational, but hey, what can ya do?

Damn I wish I had eyeglasses

>They would complete me

Being the subject of an argument

It's all good man! I say just try and overcome it.

Unless you're happy. Not everyone needs to be social to be happy.

>Azusa

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I normally view this picture as happy, but it seems sad now in this context ;-;

>konata

I...
I remember you.

Lets call it apathetic.
>H

It's fine untill I step outside, which isn't often, but you have to sometimes right?

Another question:

What do you guys do for a profession or what are you all trying to achieve?

I own my own business and work from home so I can browse waifu threads all day and stuff. Pretty boss. Still not happy, though.

Nice attempt to damage control but not nice enough.

What happened to the bs H.A.N.A.K.O. rp

No, I wasn't.

Hey, hank, can you tell me how old you are?
like, normally
"I am.." ?

Working at a certain fast food place, bet you can't guess but am studying education, I'll get paid the same as a teacher but i want to do it :p
youtube.com/watch?v=5e-zAljAgqs
good movie ;-;

strawpoll.me/10244992

Freelance Esports Journalist
Currently at university to improve my fundamentals.

Yeah!

Well if it's any consolation just know that there are a lot of cool people like us out there. Not everyone is an asshole.

if you ever want someone to talk to I can give you my steam. If you want, of course.

Is Keions have to stick together

Hey, can you tell me how old you are?

I'm really curious, that user made me.

but I have very bad English so just tell "I am... years old"

Studying Accounting and Economics. I wanna work in either one of those fields.

>I find solace in arranging numbers

I... can't remember. Was that my name?

steamcommunity.com/id/Oblivion4423/ Add me famalam
>inb4 edgelord.

That's awesome guys! I'm currently apply to university. I want to eventually get into the medical field.

And journalism is awesome. What was your favorite job you've taken on?

I miss the frog user.

I'm only 19 years old and in first year so I've not had enough jobs to pick a favourite, been writing on-and-off for two years trying to get hired.

hey youre back ^-^ *hugs*

I'm enjoying this homu but I'll admit I've got no idea what the fuck I'm listening to

We have 2 mutual friends.

Odd.

Oh, hello there stranger.

You proooobably shouldn't, maybe.

You know of any anime that involves journalism? Seems interesting as hell.

>Azusa

stay safe ;-;
lol

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sachi claim

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Oh yeah, whatever happened to froggo? Haven't seen him a while

>renge

Added plenty of other peope on these threads, probably them.

I'm doing it only so I can come back and chat with you.

Best type moon claimed.

No, I need to know. You... maintained me, yes?

You are familiar...

probably died while driving and taking photos to upload here

So cute

I genuinely can't, that's quite a niche genre.
Closest I can think is Flag, Saeko is a journalist, but the story really isn't about journalism.

Is this one of those taxi nsfw videos?!
Well how are you? you disappeared last time I asked, I got worried ;-;