Be me, 18 > Get with girl at a house party > We all pretty drunk, we making out, She pulls me to bathroom > Holy shit finally going to get some action from a chick > Starts touching my pants, kneel and pulls them down > Pulls my dick out > Looks at it in her hand, turns away and laughs > user sorry I'm pretty drunk, lets just kiss instead > What the fuck? Well I cant fucking force her, kissed for like 1 min longer and she fucked off. > Wtf just happened?
Next day at school >acquaintance comes up to me "oh haha _____ said you have a small dick"
Now im the laughing stock of the fucking school and what can I say? This bitch has gone around spouting my cock is small and if I try to dispute it people will think im depreciate trying to defend myself.
1. Is my dick really that small 2. Is there anything I can do to stop this spread? Its effecting my education...
Matthew Jackson
Why do you care how big your dick is chances are you won't know these cunts in 3 years time
Henry Wood
You are gonna be one of those fags that pays women to tell them their dick is small.
OP it doesn't look that small, although you have shaved which means that you think it is.
David Diaz
>help me stop this spread >posts dick pic seriously nigger?
Nolan Turner
No, it isn't small. Spread a counter rumour that her vagina was huge and looked like a wizards sleeve.
Ethan Flores
m8 if you're actually 18 shouldn't you be graduating soon anyway? unless you're a retard that got held back you'll never have see these people again
Juan Brown
>MFW OP's dick is about the same size as mine
Zachary Rodriguez
I would just hit her in the head with something heavy when she's not expecting it.
Gabriel Scott
Bitch please, just find another whore to fuck, who cares about your dick size
If you really care that much, just spread some rumors that she has STD or some shit like that. But thats just weak man, simply move on
Jackson Cooper
Hehehe. Sleeve of wizard.
Oliver Perez
>OP it doesn't look that small lol THAT small, Confirmed small cock, ty.
Its a problem now fuck you, and wont the exact same thing happen in the real world? Wont be able to lay anyone where I regularly attend due to (true) rumors.
Im sorry mang :/
Anthony Myers
What the fuck? That's big for fuck sake, imagine the reaction she'd have with mine...
Easton King
OP, your dick is bigger than mine and I've never gotten a complaint. That girl was just a bitch
Sebastian Hughes
Now I clearly see it. Its not your dick, but your mind that is small
Austin Torres
Measure your dick. If its 5.5 inches or larger, and you live in the USA then congratulations, you're average.
Isaac Sanchez
Its both, but im not that stupid, Thanks for proving my point.
Thomas Rodriguez
...
Cooper Green
I bet you still smack when you eat. No wonder she didn't want to suck your dick. Insecurity on a man is like fat on a woman.
>anons peepee is teeney Say: >It wasn't a problem the other day bby
Now this might work if you haven't already aspie'd out infront of everyone.
Thomas Taylor
Well god damn Professor Pussbag, if you've already got that much insecurity why'd you even ask for advice?
Jace Wood
You just cant handle reality. You're to weak to comprehend the wisdom of those trips (which was actually true, btw)
Hudson Price
Statistically, the majority of women are sleeping with inadequate men.
Josiah Reed
>spell "you're" correctly >misspell "too"
Now that's dumb
But I agree with you even tho youR a faggot
Logan Johnson
MFW it's slightly bigger than mine
Nathan Phillips
that user is statistically full of shit
Jayden Jackson
>"Now im the laughing stock of the fucking school"
>exaggerating like a preteen little bitch >giving a shit what people who believe in gossip think >looking for approval on the internet >asking Sup Forums for RL advice >posting your dick pic on a forum full of dudes to get their opinion
How do you not see how much of a queerbait faggot you are. No wonder the horny schoolbitches bail on you.
Lucas Cruz
Your cock is fine cunt. If this chick is seriously spreading rumours about you that should be a giant red flag in that she is a total bitch and gets off on making people miserable. Many girls in highschool do this to feel better about themselves. I've been on the receiving end myself when I was in 10Th grade. I'm 23 now and fucked many women, and I don't say that to brag but rather to make the point that I know for a fact that women only care if you can get it up and last longer than 10 minutes, some of the more idealistic ones will want you to cater to their retarded ideas of how sex should be but it doesn't include your dick. That being said there are a small minority that care about dick size. They are usually ultrasluts and fat chicks, and it's pretty self explanatory why. Chin up OP, it's not a big deal. It's just an exaggerated meme in high school because no one knows what sex should be about.
Kayden Myers
yes. but that doesn't mean they have to like average dick sizes. the average size is like what, 6 inches? 5.5? women wants bigger dicks, not those little things :~:
Brayden Barnes
the cucks and pseudo alphas on this thread will say your cock is small but it will do the job get fit and work on stamina girl sounds like a bitch friends sound like cunts move on after school and dont look about who cares anyway most girls arent like that and just want a dicking as long as you get your nut why does it matter what she feels if its no strings attached at a house party just know that you are you and thats not going to change we all only care about our selves and when it finally happens and it goes back to its primal state this will become clear you dont need people you just need yourself
Alexander Cooper
Thread/
Bentley Robinson
this guy legit preaches
Logan Mitchell
That's not at all a small dick lmao. You need to find less skanky whores. Bitches always remember dicks being huge if they were touched by daddy when they were 7.
Carson Howard
Never happened.
gr8 b8 m8
Jaxon Hall
Statistically, a small number of men are having sex with a large number of women. My dick is only 7.5 inches but thick as fuck and every woman (11) I've ever fucked told me that it was huge to them.
Christian Wood
all the dead members on this thread lying about dick size if you post on Sup Forums about your dick whether it be big or small you are so fucking weak and beta
Charles Jackson
>only 7.5 and extra thick
fuck you
Liam Lopez
Every woman tells every man that in order to boost his self esteem. Just like when you compliment them, whether you mean it or not.
Easton Hernandez
>Well I cant fucking force her what do you mean of course you can
Daniel James
> Wizards sleeve.
Kek.
Henry Barnes
5'5. Gf cums every time, we're gonna bring another girl soon. You shouldnt worry about what some random whore told you.
Zachary Hughes
just..thank you user
Easton Taylor
she's probably used to getting pounded by big niggerdicks
Michael Howard
yes, because only fucking niggers have big dick
Caleb Lewis
This guy beat me to it.
Jackson Morris
You counter with the rumor that you guys actually fucked.
How else would she know, right?
And then you build it up to her being a total slut, wanting dick so bad that she practically begged for it. Because nothing destroys the reputation of a girl to other girls like her becoming known as a slut. That'll show her.
Nathan Rogers
actually very nice size. just a shame its cut..
Matthew King
Very nice
Henry Allen
It's average size tbqh. This girl just sounds like a cunt
Mason Torres
Just measure it
Brody White
OP's dick is normal, bitch is a bitch. If you were to send a pic of your dick to classmates they would say your dick is normal too and say she is a liar.
Ryan Flores
this is all you need to know OP - now go forth and /r/redpill up
Sebastian Ramirez
Most women prefer between 5 and 8 inches. Either she's just a fucking cunt, or she's gay.... I'm 7.5 inches, and I always feel inadequate, even though I've never had a compliant. You're fine.
Daniel Wood
Motherfucker your dick is fine. Just forget these cunts.
Mine is like 10% smaller and idegaf.
Git gud ph4git.
Nicholas Cook
I'm about 5" OP, looks like we're the same size. Trust me OP, you're fine. It's not big, it's just barely average, but you'll get by. Just learn to eat pussy and you'll be fucking golden. Once you fuck once you'll realize i'm right and your confidence will shoot up.. you just had the unfortunate luck to get with some shallow size-queen.
Tomorrow tell everyone that you refused to fuck her because her pussy stank, or she had a herpes flare up. Chin up kiddo
David Jenkins
MFW when Op's dick is bigger than mine
Nathaniel Adams
Fuck you Op and id cut off one of my feet for a 7.5 kid you not.
Michael Brown
Hey, beats Japan's total dick length anyday.
Tyler Bell
I think op is complaining less about his dick size and more about how to stop this rumor from ruining his reputation.
Jacob Sullivan
Spread a rumour that you refused to fuck her because she had a nasty stinking cheesy infected cunt, so her telling everyone that you have a small Dick is her being a hurt woman.
Charles Parker
Lie, tell people you banged her, and she was so loose your dick went limp. Explains the size and writes her off as a whore.
Hunter Lewis
She dragged you in at the heat of the moment at a house party where both of you had friends present. She probably came to the realization at the last second that she would look like a slut in front of everyone else because she was the one that pulled you in. She spread the rumor as a defense mechanism to put ALL the attention on you as to make it seem that she is innocent/not a slut but that you have a small dick, and you dont. You made the mistake of kissing her after she laughed at you/refused to suck dick. That's some beta shit bro. And it should be you pulling the girl in next time. Anyways, regarding the rumor, if someone comes up to you and actually says that you have a small dick, you can either look them in the eye and ask them if they want to see for themself, which will shut them up. Or you can throw in a counter rumor how she is a virgin, or has an std, or how that fish lipped bitch is spreading false rumors about you and deserves a dick in her mouth no matter the size.
Cooper Sanchez
Doesn't take long for everyone to realize that a girl who blabs about cocks she's seen, especially if she insults them, is a bitch and a whore.
Your problems surrounding this are directly proportional to how butthurt you act over all this.
Dude, we all have the dicks we were born with, it's not like moobs you can train away, wether it's small or big, it is what it is. The people who laugh the hardest are the smallest, a confident 8"er would just feel sorry for you, not laugh at you.
Jordan Cook
Shit happens when youre 18. As the time passes you and her will realize that the size of the dick is nothing really. As long as youre not a 2-incher when hard of course
Elijah Diaz
"Of course most teenagers cocks look small by comparison to the adult nigger Dicks she craves... I can't compete with that."
Mason Fisher
Yeah, because women are actually about money, resources and status.
Unfortunately though if you have a smaller penis than your girls friends, this is a drop in status for her, because girls will tell their friends everything about you.
I am 32 years old and it took me years to realise that if you don't want every woman in a social group to know something about you, you can't let any single one of them know, because good or bad about you, women will tell everyone in their circle, be it insignificant or major.
Don't let women into your head, keep secrets, because they won't.
Landon Ward
ohh.... that makes more sense, yeah
Ayden White
THATS EVEN WORSE THAN DICKSIZE BEING THE ONLY REQUIREMENT
Jonathan Wilson
Yeah, if she talks about it again. Tell her to "come back the fuck up on it again for five minutes, she knows she feels it" or others just swear "it's normal, it's normal" laugh about it and move on. Always laugh thiugh
Jacob Gonzalez
This
Jason Wood
Accidentally show ur dick to a lot of people at the same time forexample at a party . Now thanks to the knowlegde of the crowd its out of your hands
Hudson Lee
He's not exaggerating. One girl spread my dick pic in freshman year and by next month most of the people in my grade (and quite a few sophomores) had either seen it or at least knew about it. Fortunately i'm above average, so they had to resort to laughing at my excessive pubic hair.
Kevin Flores
Dude op I'm like a solid 4 incher yo best way to get around it instead of going to party's and bangin bitches cuz thats where they expect the 19 inch ramrods is at parties just talk to girls near you and hang with them like one on one and see if anything happens from there
You still get pussy and you don't need to worry about the lil dick even tho that's just regular size boi