Fucked up revenge ideas

fucked up revenge ideas,
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will send gf's titties if i like your answer and ass if i love it

burn down their house

Make person cup of tea.
Piss in cup and then make tea
They drink your piss
You now own them and all their future children.
Additiinal note: Also works with semen

more practical pls,
barely legal, but not too illegal

rape them

was thinking of that

Get a black man to cuck him

nail under their car tire

we don't have blacks that'd do it

freeze a small layer of piss and slide it through their car window or into the letterbox or something

Barely legal (AKA Legal) revenge ideas? Does your carer know you're on the internet?

the person is a loser; doesn't have a car

teach them existentialism

Take all the butter out of their tub of butter ( or any kind of tub of something like butter) and shit a little in the bottom. Put the butter back in, on top of the shit, and smooth it out as normal. They will eat shit tainted butter for a while before discovering the shit.

old but gold

literally gold
frozen gold

exactly kek

Go to local hunting store (might be in Walmart) and get some skunk scent. Wear gloves and a long sleeve shirt you don't want. If he had a car, you'd squirt it in between the windshield and hood. Since he doesn't, coat his front door with it. Hell, get the back door and windows if you can afford it.
Its impossible to get rid of and will last for months.

Otherwise, put Nair in his shampoo.

Yum

Put a mattress in their pool takes a crane to take the mattress out.

Damn, wish I knew you before I left my ex.

can't enter his house

Get a sex change, marry them, divorce them, take all their money.

not sure if they sell skunk scent where I am but I'll check; thanks

...

Where do you live Op california

too time-consuming

You know what they say, revenge is a dish best served cold.

eastern europe

Polska?

Its on amazon too

the person is not worth all that effort tho

>strap them to a chair in a room of miror,
>give theme anestesic to not feel pain but stay conscious,
> gently start to cut piece of them off as they cry and go mad at the tought that they are watching themself being slowly killed

get him into a porn and offer to pay him, then send it to his mom

How about that?

>eastern europe
Shit nigga, that's all you had to say. Surely you can get your hands on some frag grenades on the black market there.

Ok OP, I pulled out my anarchist cookbook just for you.


[Operation Fuckup]
Geta wheel barrel or two. Fill with gasoline. Get 16 rolls of toilet
paper, unroll & drench in the gasoline. Rip to shreds in gasoline. Get
asbestos gloves. Light a flare (to be punk), grab glob of
saturated toilet paper (you can ignite the glob or not). Throw either
flaming or dripping glob into:
any window (picture is the best)
front doors
rough grain siding
and best of all, brick walls.
First of all, this bitch is near impossible to get off once dried, and
is a terror to people inside when lit! After this... during the
night, get a pickup truck, a few wheel-barrels, and a dozen friends with
shovels. The pickup can be used only for transporting people
and equipment, or doing that, and carting all the dirt. When it gets
around 12:00 (after the loser goes beddie - bye), dig a gargantuan hole
in his front yard until about 3:00. You can either assign three or four
of your friends to cart the dirt ten miles away in the pickup-bed, or
bury his front door in 15' of dirt! After that is done, get
three or four buckets of tar, and coat his windows. You can make an
added twist by igniting the tar when you are all done and ready to
run! That is if the loser has a house. If he lives inside an apartment
building, you must direct the attack more toward his car, and front door.
I usually start out when he goes to work...I find out what his cheap car
looks like, and memorize it for future abuse...It is always fun to paint
his front door (apt.) hot pink with purple polka-dots, and off-neon
colors in diagonal stripes. You can also pound a few hundred or so four
inch nails into his front door (this looks like somebody really
doesn't like you from the inside). Another great is to fill his keyhole
with liquid steel so that after the bastard closes his door - the
only way to get back in is to break it down.

more on the way

OK fine then.

Catfish him, get pictures of him doing nasty stuff, post them on his Facebook.

already said; can't enter his house

If you can spare it, leave
him an axe - that is, implanted three inches into, and through the door!
Now, this next one is difficult, but one of the best! Get a piece of wood
siding that will more than cover his front door completely. Nail two by
fours on the edges of the siding (all except the bottom) so you have
a barge - like contraption. Make a hole at the top that will be large
enough for a cement slide. Mix about six or seven LARGE bags of QUICK
drying cement. Use the cement slide to fill the antichamber created by
the 'barge' that is around his door. Use more two by fours to brace
your little cement-filled barge, and let the little gem dry. When it is,
remove the 'barge' so only a stone monolith remains that covers his door.
Use any remaining cement to make a base around this so he can't just push
it over. When I did this, he called the fire department, and they thought
he meant wood, so they brought axes. I watched with a few dozen or so
other tenants, and laughed my damn ass off! This is only his door! After
he parks his car for the night, the fun really begins...I start out
by opening up the car by jamming a very thin, but loack - inside and out!Then proceed to put orange-juice syrup all over the seats, so after he
gets through all the other shit that you do, he will have the stickiest
seats in the world. You can then get a few Sunday papers, and crack one of
the windows about four inches. Lightly crumple the papers, and continue to
completely fill the inside of his car with the newspapers.A copy of the
Sunday New York Times will nicely fill a Volkeswagon! What is also quite
amusing is to put his car on cinder blocks, slash his tires at the top, and
fill them with cement!

Leave the cinder blocks there so that, after he
knocks the car off of them, he will get about 3 miles to the gallon with
those tires, and do 0 to 60 in about two minutes! It is even more
hilarious when he doesn't know why the hell why! Another is to open his
hood, and then run a few wires from the sparkplugs to the METAL body.
The sure is one HOT car when it is running! Now, I like to pour two pounds
of sugar down his gas tank. If this doesn't blow every gasket in his
engine it will do something called 'carmelizing his engine'. This is when
the extreme heat turns the sugar to carmel, and you literally must
completely take the engine out and apart, and clean each and every
individual part!
Well, if this asshole does not get the message, you had better start to
get serious. If this guide was used properly & as it was intended (no,
not as kindling for the fire), this asshole will either move far away,
seek professional psychological help, commit suicide,
or all of the above!


Finished.

Enjoy OP

You can make a smoke grenade

what has this person done? i need some motivation to come up with a cunning revenge plot

Kidnap his family. Cut off his eye lids so hes forced to watch you shit down there throats and rape them

basically took a big dump (not literally kek) on his friends' lives

Ah the good old burn the persons house down prank! works everytime

Let it go and become a better person.

>harvest black widow spider
>release onto them unknowingly
>bites
>doesn't know what's wrong until too late
>nobody will be the wiser

how about subtle death threats? any tipps?

Swat their house

Man that's harsh. Think I'd rather bite the curb than be subjected to that.

too late

Shit in their kettle

Take a shit on his doorstep then.

The biggest messiest shit possible.

so he now has no friends. problem?

the person deserves it

That's the most faggiest revenge ever.
>Hehe, I got revenge but he doesn't know what I've done, so he won't beat me up.

>Guy makes rude comment on a facebook post of mine trying to be a keyboard gangster
>find out where he works
>Use user mail via deepweb to his work saying hes a paedophile tell them i will release documents to the media and police in 5 days if hes not fired and will make sure i'll record these emails to show the business knew they where employing a sex offender
>fired next day

kek lads i didn't think they would take me seriously.

problem is, he keeps being a little shit to his former friends

Holy shit

10/10 would prank again

Get some friends together, jump him one night and allegedly rape him with a baseball bat, take pics of alleged rape, blackmail him or you'll post the pics on some sort of gay bdsm website?

Polaczki biedaczki?

you're overthinking this m8
brick through the car windscreen or slashed tyres works like a charm

and why are you alone in this? why are none of the other friends doing anything about it? you're actually going to show your gf's tits/ass for a good revenge plan? is she aware of this? are you as bad as the guy you're trying to get revenge on?

fuckena

I created that meme

Glad to see raccoon day didn't go to waste.

not alone in this; former friends & ex-gf are involved too

Wait until the person you want to get revenge on goes into a bar or pub. Wait until the are drinking from a pint or wine glass that is almost empty. when they put it up to there mouth it has to be past their lips almost taking a drink then kick the fucking glass into there face.

This will not kill them, although, the scarring will never be fixable even with extensive maxfax surgery.

Bow before Mater Meme Creator

gain access to someones facebook and upload CP

The charge pressed wont be fixable etheir

nice trips dude.

not knowing sugar does not dissolve in gasoline and get cough in the filter at most.

Proper revenge, police charges shouldn't bother you. You will ruin this persons life, they will remember you every time they have to look in the mirror. The physiological damage will be irreversible. You will own their soul forever

empty out a persons oil from their car

Imagine if you got caught half way through posting it. You'd definitely get away with it by claiming autism.

SJW revenge tactics:
Falsely accuse a person of rape.
Get others to do the same.
Call employer and let them know of rape accusations.
Call local news station and let them know that rapists is still free.
Start kick starter and ask for donations to publish I was raped book/youtube/ect.
Eat lunch since most of that takes about 4 hours to do right.
Enjoy all the lulz you've made. If all goes well they will have no job, everyone will think them a rapist and be on sex offender list by evening.
Bonus points for starting pedo threads on tumblr and twitch with you accusing them of raping you or others when they were small childs.

I've done this it's very simple but I unscrewed the bolt from the oil pan all the way out then turned it 1 1/2 times back so it was loose but would fall out while driving leaving them stranded wherever they were going

>Now, I like to pour two pounds
>of sugar down his gas tank
Like said, it will just clog up his fuel filter. He would just have to get his fuel lines and gas tank cleaned out.
BUT OP has already said that the asshole doesn't drive.

the thing is, the person should not see me or my friends

that would work if you had nothing to loose, but if its not the case then they own you too,

Take a shit, form it into Desired shape, put in freezer, stab the person with frozen shit = profit

kek

was thinking of that

what I can work with is basically this:
his sibling's numbers and support/friendship
his adress (he lives with both parents)
his phone
we have common friends

and that is basically it

there acctualy was a case in norway of a guy freezing his shit and breaking peoples windows with it.

phone number* , sorry

Capture person you hate and keep them tied up in a warehouse, abusing them for years

follow him in the metro and pretend to trip while pushing him on the rail at the same time

im OP btw

I hadn't heard of this one before. It's a good one.

Make a craigslist post with his address, saying your the landlord going to be demolitions house soon of a dead guy and it's cheaper for people to haul whatever they want away rather than pay construction company.

Make sure time is when guy isn't at home 9am on workdays for most people. When he gets home end of day house is trashed/everything stolen.

Kill their family, co-workers and friends

What degree of vengeance do you want ? do you want him to be annoyed, pissed, suffer or destroy his life ?

Bonus if you do it to a theme like seven sins or 12 days of x-mas.

Throw a lit joint in to their bedroom

no absolutely illegal stuff tho

nice quads

Revenge killing is legal in most parts of the world.