10 years after college. A reunion. They all think I don't know. But I remember each and every one of them...

10 years after college. A reunion. They all think I don't know. But I remember each and every one of them. Now It's my turn. All the teachers and students in one place. A party.
amazon.com/Haribo-Sugar-Free-Gummy-Bears/product-reviews/B008JELLCA
>Put haribo sugar free gummies in a bowl
>They shall recieve a surprise
>CLEANSING HAS COMMENCED
Little do these bastards know:
> I locked the stalls from the inside
And I made sure I took the tp just in case. I have a trash bag to dispose of everything.

I hope you do this OP

god speed

posting in epic thread

you better do this shit faggot

Op here. Will make thread when the reunion starts. I think tomorrow or the day after that. I will make sure to be there first.

Us anons are a proud people, and we like proof, faggot.

Make us proud

OP again. Just look for a thread with a picture of a bathroom stall and a timestamp.

Gummy bears should arrive tomorrow. I checked. The reunion is the day after. If anons spot errors in my plan please tell me. I must do this.

god speed you magnificent son of a bitch

May it be epic thread?

You are the hero we need

Note: I didn't order the giant bag. I managed to obtain small packets of those things. Just enough to fill a snack bowl.

HOW IS IT GOING?!?! KEEP US INFORMED

Good plan, except the fact that a handful of gummy bears probably isn't enough to make people need to shit. You'd be better off baking a chocolate laxative cake

Just cum in a cake mix and bake it

Good luck OP. You made me believe again.

have you read the reviews of that shit?

It's hasn't started yet. It isn't due to the day after tomorrow. I have 24 hours to prepare.

Nyohoho. You sir gave me an idea. I'm gonna melt some gummies in the microwave and bake them into a laxative cake.

If it doesn't make the news, it is weak. Step it up.

You can just get actual laxatives, go for an odourless tasteless one add it to something?! profit?!

OP HERE
Tomorrow will be a preperation thread. Look for a timestamp in front of a bowl of gummies.

May your epic thread, be the most epic thread possible OP.

fuckin nice dude
may the dubs be with you

;) I think it will. Tomorrow during the cooking thread anons will help me out in the woman's habitat.

I bought those to see what would happen. I had to eat about two giant handfuls and wait about an hour til I felt anything. I had a watery shit about 2 hours later then slowly it felt like Thor was thunderfucking the ever living hell out of my intestines.

I doubt anyone there would eat enough though, op

>The sensation can only be described as "evacuating", your not "going to the bathroom" at this point, you are simply a victim.

These reviews are fucking amazing.

You'd better do it faggot. See you in like 2 days with pics I hope

The effect is not instant. I'll lace them with sugar.

Wait OP!.. I love you

Beautiful Op. Prove to this bastardized society that treating others like shit results in them being shitted.

Godspeed OP, i hope your plan works

Welp OP HERE. I know what I'll be doing tomorrow.
>Going to the grocery store
>The drug store
>Waiting for gummies
>Mr. Chef

>the effect is not instant

No fucking shit I said it took about an hour. Anyway Godspeed, fuck your classmates

No, and I've never taken laxatives but I'm sure there's something out there that tastes exactly like chocolate and you won't even be able to tell something was wrong

Thank you all for the support. OP will deliver! I don't want to dissapoint my Sup Forumsros.

There is, but you need fucking take giant heeps of it to make it work.

Reminds me of the wedding always sunny where someone puts bath salts in the milk

Anpther idea noted. I have a little notepad writing down clever shit like this. Speaking of shit brb. I have to.

Surely you'd use a fuckton of chocolate in a cake to make it good. I feel like a slice of cake full of laxatives is more likely to make someone's bowels erupt compared to like 5 gummy bears

Who said anything about just 5?

Why not just shoot the place up?

Or melt it and pour it in a chocolate fountain.

> Implying that Op's party has one.

>The reunion takes place in op's house
>Everybody shitting everywhere out of control
>Things get browny really quick
>Op has to clean everybody's shit
>Op remember why he was never the brightest of his class

Because that's fucking illegal and I'm in a Slavic country.

Top fucking kek

>reunion is In some shitty INN

And?

...

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Nice idea, I've always wanted to test thode. Let us know how it goes

>slavic

What did they do to you?

Pussy ass nigger bitch

Nothing. I was the outsider. They bearely knew I existed. I'm using this as an advantage now.

Then you're not the hero that Sup Forums deserves but the hero that Sup Forums needs

House is too small. And INN has to be cleaned by underpaid janitors. Class is around 30 people vs 3 doors.
>The exit
>men's and women"s bathrooms. But by the time they realise It's too late. Basically a win lose situation. You guys and me get fun and they get my outing with a bang.

You were a fag then and a fag now. You will get scared and not do anything.

this, you faggot... they wll forget all about you again in less than a week.

nah. I'm doing this for Sup Forums.

I think not. How will they forget the cleansing of 2016.

by living a regular adulthod

I should add some heavy alcochol to my confections. Just enough to make them tipsy and disoriented.

What time is it and when will you execute the masterplan?

What time OP, don't want to miss

Masterplan at around 4pm. EET. This Friday.

The preparation is at around 3pm eet tomorrow.

What time is it, we are in different timeline

Op better deliver

I'm in an EET zone

ok Satan

that's genius