User

user,
if you could change one thing about your past, and only one thing, what would it be ?

I would have kissed her

I wouldn't have kissed her

birth tbh

no regrats

That I won the 150 million dollars last night

Sauce?

>if you could change one thing about your past, and only one thing, what would it be ?

April 7, 1984. I would of ignored my friend who told me someone was looking at my stuff at my desk.

That way I would have avoided meeting her.

The lottery?

the only correct answer

but

if you think back even further

you could've won 1.7 billion dollars

my asshole

Oh yeah KEK

That I was born.

Jesus Christ
Sauce ? Op

Don't go to Afghanistan.

not getting raped as a kid would be cool

Were you in the military?

Yeah, but not in the US military. Did two tours, one in Kosovo and one in Afghanistan. Now I can't get a job and can't really do shit with my life anymore.

What happen exactly?

>FUCKEN SAUCE ?????

Would have had a lot more sex. I'm 28 and finally figured out how easy it is to pull tail.

I would have CHECKED THOSE FUCKING DUBS NIGGER

Well it turns out that I'm a big pussy and I still need some counseling and therapy after a firefight that happened over 3 years ago. Plus, I dropped out of school to go to Afghanistan and now I have no education, no job and no plans for the future.

Why didn't you schizo and BTFO some albanian scum? Serbs are based kebab removing dark knights of Europa.

Because that was real life, not Sup Forums

How old are you user ?

29

>be 13
>first grilfriend
>date for 1 whole year
>her dad left at age 5
>mom wanted to put her up for adoption
>we hang out literally everyday after school while dating
>she gets me into punk music
>become more confident

>highschool
>we still friends but we moved on
>shes still super cute
>tells me to come over one day
>tells me shes moving to Hungary with mother (mom from there
>have 1 last little date, was fun
>don't see for a long time

>be 21
>go to paris with 2 best friends
>shes there
>she messages me
>she can visit me via metro
>fuck yes
>she is single
>she keeps repeating shes single
>so fucking excited
>friends say I cant we are going to the Luve that day
>try and tell her via fb (no phone)
>day comes go to Luve and hate it
>she didnt get my message
>she was there
>waiting
>I tried to apologize and reschedule
>that was her last day in paris

That was 2 years ago and still not over it. Basically Fuck listening to friends. I could've had the best date ever with my first girlfriend.

Shit ...
what year did you drop out ?

Birth.

fuck you then. Glad you wasted your life being a an army slave

I think it was like 2012 or something..? I was studying to be an electrical engineer, but that wasn't really what I wanted to do anyway, I guess.

I'd have studied something different. Something that makes money.

How are you supporting yourself?

I would've pulled out of your

*mum
Firgot

Neet bucks, mostly. Sometimes I do small security jobs for concerts and sporting events, but nothing really permanent. I don't have a car anymore and I have a tiny single bedroom apartment so I don't really need that much money really.

16th December 1991

Make my parents billionaires.

Find away to cause miscarriage of myself and done so. If that isn't considered possible then win lottery

Not cheated on my ex wife.
Wasn't worth it OP...

What state are you in ?

shouldn't have killed myself

i have had an adult mentor who believed in and encouraged me in my early teens.

Depressed.

Spooky

But your alive right ? RIGHT??

*would have had

no i died

what the faaaaaack

I meant state ...state like new york, Teaxs , New Mexico??

State of Denial.

2spooky4me

metaphorically

I would have said yes to that hug.

Not taking school srsly, and playing video games semi proffesionally at a young age thinking I would still like doing it at age 20+ wasting years of my life

Nothing. All the shit I've done has lead me to the point I am at now. I'm a happy ass guy so I guess I was just paying my dues.

I wish I could help you user

find seasonal jobs and stick with them
one of my friends been doing this for years and he's been doing okay

he said he wasn't US

I would've never started drinking or smoking weed. I was 100% sober and friendless my entire life until I was 23. When I was 23 I finally made some friends who introduced me to weed and alcohol...

I probably spend too much of my free time intoxicated nowadays. I'm finding it really difficult to quit weed; alcohol I can go a few weeks without (but when I do have it, I get shitfaced). My family has always had substance abuse problems and I think it was a mistake getting started.

Will do, user. Will do.

Oh I'm retard

make it so my little brother didn't die. I've been through some shit so I have plenty of things to choose but that's the only thing I would absolutely choose

I would have never dated that bitch, fucking cunt.

I would not betray her.

Wouldn't have married her

Oh

Story ?

Bruh

i tried to overdose and spent 12 hours in pain then carried on living, haven't really felt like i am alive since then but i suppose i am

feel like i'm in purgatory

Cool

tell me your secrets

I wouldn't have let it get to me so much when we broke up

Huh that's weird

You have Almost the same story as mine

We're in the same boat user

Same

do you see shit daily?

The pill not working for my mother

> do you see shit daily

What do you mean ?

???

are you seeing things? i see things all the time. out of the corner of my eye or in plain sight, barely long enough to see what it is.

maybe i'm just paranoid