Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread

Claim your waifu and discuss.

Obligatory claim.

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Kotoura claim!

Miho claimed

>Manlet edition

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DEPRESSING GIF EDITION

QOTT: What is the most depressing scene involving your waifu?
youtube.com/watch?v=VJ0doO3VFjc

The Euathlus sp. Red is quite active, though I hear that's common for spiderlings of all species.

Like 5'10'' I think.
Nice.
Pretty sure that's the average world wide.
>Only
Dammit.

I don't know how they do it exactly but it's pretty amazing that something so small can jump like 3 feet, and so fast. It'd be like a human jumping across the Golden Gate at like 600mph

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Claiming best girlie!
Off to play some ARMA III. I'l be back later.

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Ice cream run brb

>Ur dick is small.png
It doesn't exist.

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Fucking kek. But it's time to stop.

Well everyone is asleep. Time to play some dank souls

I can share 6.3 more inches with you. ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

claimin is 6 foot tall?

>Shizuru get!

Hey ther kyouko.

Id still ride it. No homo

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youtube.com/watch?v=arp6PZMRGW8

Yuuko is always suffering

SShhh i like you. Don't ruin it!

Yeah millipedes are chill as fuck

>ending of K-On
>can't post it

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>hugs

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>SShhh i like you. Don't ruin it!
>My wrists

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Fran 2.0 reporting

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>6'5''
>riding
Stop it boner.
Don't.

Akiko claimed

I still have so much to do and so little time to do it
And I'm still recovering from my salmon episode

sachi claim

>SShhh i like you

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>Lenny face
U wot

Neither have I, heard it's pretty hot :^)

Do you travel frequently?

Kek, it pained me to just click on it.

youtube.com/watch?v=tC_DeKPU8bM

That layout is triggering.
>Best idol claimed

At least my lurk level is going up...

bitches

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Soooo fucking done 2it my fuckin life. Gonna go an hero, night fags

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>It doesn't exist.
I feel you, getting mine removed by the end of the summer.

When you're not sure if filenames are still a joke

How long have you been lurking?

It never existed in the first place

I can't find it and no sad gifs

Vertical practice

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DUDE STOP

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u wot m8

Hi Mami!
Good to see you around.

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Warooo

i cud do it 4 u

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Fuck the police!

>It never existed in the first place
Ah, so they removed it at birth sort of like a circumcision.

Cool.

DON'T REMIND ME OF THE ENDING!

I got left behind...

It is?

Don't forget to do a flip!

Hey Umaruun~ !

I can relate. :/

Ms. Baker

It's above average from what I know.

Hell, I'd fuck it.

Oh my, all these file names are getting me slightly sad.

No. I never had a dick, not even at birth!

And here they come.
Bet the rest of you don't have a loaded shotgun 10 feet from you though.

REAL GRILL?
>mfw

So it's a genetic deformity?

Roger that.

Well, Im gonna hit the hay. Gnight lad, sorry for the lack of conversation.

>my brother is in his junior year high scho with 2 certificates for computer stuff that I don't know about and has a gf who probably lost his virginity already before me and says that he still looks up to me. I think its just a nice way for him not to make me feel bad. I honestly wonder why I'm still living. I'm ok though since I'm kinda used to being a peice of shit in the family. I'm always the happy dumbass that doesn't know shit

Ah i see now
No sexual organs. That sucks bro

I will after i take it from you beautiful
>smile

Aaaw, why is that? Cheer up, friend!

that filename is so hardcore
well starbucks is depressing i guess >.<
i need to get watching on that.
>i just need to stop rewatching eva constantly
>i may have a problem
>friends saying emotional goodbye
>tsun tsuns so hard she cries
made me zozzle
boooo get depressing in hurr

how come?

No. I was never meant to have a penis.

Are we allowed to have lesbian waifus here?

I see Tsumugi Kotobuki and Azusa Nakano so I'm assuming it's ok...

My waifu is the redhead. Aoi Nagisa.

We have people who waifu some of the girls from Madoka Magica so yeah.

Have you guys been reading these filenames? I usually worry too much about others, so it's getting me sad. Also, just read yours Fran.
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Neither was handy that's why he's transitioning~

So, you were born without one but you have the mentality of a woman?

Got it.

>indeterminate

I just finished it for the second time yesterday
Something about how it was YUI'S idea to record all the songs they've written definitely moved me
Also when Azusa said "Please don't graduate!" (or something along those lines) made me me tear up ;(
Poor Azusa

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lesbians are acceptable in my book!
>pic related

I have a vagina.

The fact that I had to say it outright.

10/10.

Hey! She's not a...

Oh who am I kidding? YuiAzu is basically canon at this point.

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expect about 16 tits or gtfo's

I'm sad now and it's my fault.

Curie claimed

How are you guys

what is the most amount of physical pain you have ever been in? For me it was when I got my toe crushed by a steel spike and then played the rest of the three quarters of the game with no break. The bone snapped and was stabbing my skin.

So you had a vagina surgically made to replace your stump from birth?

Can you recommend the doctor that did it? I'm also seeking a surgery for sex change.

Goodnight friendo, no worries.

>Kyouko

I will.

You're lucky I can't find the scene where Honoka quits.

This.

>Zozzle
>Not kek

Aren't we all?

>shinoa

I still relate. There's also the helium thing. Not that I want you gone or anything. b..baka

Tits or gtfo huehue

I was born with a vagina.

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