>at the beach
>hear a voice
>turn around
>see this
>she says "do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?"
>wat do?
At the beach
Who me? Nah
Look for Chris Hansen, I'm not going to jail again.
Ask for ID
MODS . PLEASE STOP THIS NOW
NOW!!! MOOOOOOOOODS
Turn 360° and walk away
Yell "NICE TRY FBI" and carry on with my day.
MODS ,, GET THE FUCK IN HERE NOW DAMNT !!!
i'd ask myself, why does she think im a nigger?
"check my dubs you little Aryan whore"
With them tits? Grow up.
This kind of shit happens to me so much, not even joking. I never know how to react
I've come to fear walking past groups of 12 year old girls because they'll always hit on me
On the internet I'd be all "LET'S SLAY THAT PUSSY OH YEAH IM A BADBOI FROM Sup Forums" but in reality I'd give her a weird look, say thanks and move on. I'd not want anything to do with her.
>inb4 404
Walk 360 and turn away
It is illegal and morally wrong in our society to be attracted to this.
Why god
tell her to go away, I'm meeting a trap from craigslist.
Be an asshole like chad
that stopped happening to me when I got to my late 20's.
Then one day when I was 34 I got hit on by a 13 year old that knew a family member of mine. Which I thought was cool (shit, I still got it) but also sad, because I had to turn her down.
Had I not had a cutie 19 yo GF at the time, I probably would have said yes.
It's not illegal to be attracted to anything to my knowledge. If you're keeping pictures of underage people on your computer or more than that, well, yeah, that's illegal. But fantasy and emotion? Not so much.
>"shouldn't you be in school or something, kid?"
>morally wrong
ah, you cant measure the subjective.
>how pretty is a sunset?
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Fuck off.
She is actually 15
spill my spaghetti
Hail Jojo
women don't speak in stupid pick up lines
kill yourself retard
sauce
Dump a bucket of chum on her. Throw her over. Laugh as sharks begin to circle around her.
THIS
why would you wear long jeans to the beach
tell her i have sunburn
meet the newest meme, ISIS DOG!
Tell her unless you have a copy of spiderman 2 on dvd with special feature gtfo
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this dude legit lives in my shity city
stick around and ask fo her number