Hey fags of Sup Forums
Lets turn Sup Forums into a legitimate Religion.
Nobody can stop us doing shit if we say its a part of our religion.
What can we do as part of this religion?
Getting high where and whenever i want is top of the list.
What y'all adding to this fucked up religion of 4chanism?
Bump this shit
>wants to start a religion
>first priority is getting high, not freeing poor and working people from their shackles and improving their lives
Well fucking add to it then you coon
We need a logo for the religion
On like most religion being like a slot machine you out in a prey it might happen to get your prey's heard you much remove at least 2inchs of skin off your ass
Are you guys completely serious? If so i know a guy that designs logos professionally, what should i tell him?
Lets shun all these druggie retards and jobless slackers. Make it part of our religion to mock and deride them until they turn into decent people.
Just put a rare pepe
Would there be any initiation into thus religion?
Half your earnings go to Sup Forums
Thats all?
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We can't trust others, that aren't part of our religion. Be it people, politicians, aliens, or animals.
Boxxy is like our Virgin Mary
Trolling is how we pray
pepe is the logo he can change the look he is the star like Jesus
We have to spray paint symbols around our local cities to bring attention to it. Convince the media we are some underground terrorist group.
We celebrate xmas but not because of jesus but because of the gifts that we may receive, gifting is forbidden at that time for us
You forgot religious underground terrorist group.
Gtfo newfag.
Tax benefits will be awesome
Also we have to sit in all kind of public transportation.
Bumping for interest.
Gfto faggot get with the program
Few years to late for this.
Who or what should be considered as our god?
>inb4 Moot
Becaus the internet is our tempel we need to have free access to the internets
our diety will be Mac demarco.
Fedoras are haram
Bananas are obviously messengers from the devil, Hiro.
on Saturday we strictly eat nothing but tomatoes to ward off the potatoes
>"no tomatoe for the potatoe"
Alright lads, do we have any immediate logo? Cause I'll draw it on my wall
>give food to user who is hungry
>give drink to user who is thirsty
>help user in need of shelter
>respect your self first
>get to be stronger, mentally,
>only OP can be faggot he is apostle of pepe
>you have picture of pepe
fk that mate,
follow the true word of kek
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Name it fourleavism and we pray to all gods yet not cause we praise anonymous gods
We believe in freedom through silent hate yet inaction
And boom u have it
But need a large amount of ppl enough to get it trending after that itll work on its own
What does it say in blue ?
DUBS HAVE SPOKEN.
TRIPS AND THIS WILL BE THE FIRST RULE.
Another miracle brothers, trips and another scared rule will be forged
The holy words will be made from all dubs and trips
The one rolling 777777777 will be our prophet
Its a kawaii ribbon desu~
Lul
Dubs be praised! our Malevolent lord has picked another rule. Trips will secure your rule
Guess we're making a religion.
We need a catchier name. 4clan maybe?
The all knowing chooses strangest post, but trips will secure the newest rule...
I second that whole terroist thing from earlier, we must make it too the news, so word of our prophet may spread, please grace me with a get, or reroll me when all is said and done!
If you join the religion you are not allowed to have a name anymore. Everyone goes by Anonymous, or user for short
You could make it Chanism to make people actually believe it.
GETT
Rolling, brother.
Someone make me the pave of our religion. It will then be my life mission
roll xDD
I can't draw for shit so I'm going to pretend it's like a pope hat
QUINTS should guide our lords hands to our religious organizations name, so help us that the dark forces of 404 does not disrupt this holy divination. I humbly pray that Sup Forumsrethren be our name.
I vote chanism. Sounds legit
Our logo is a three leafed clover because we fuck up everything we do and our mesias is pepe
Ofc we got prophets like wojak, Dat Boi and the cancer bringing Le funny banana
Chanism is clearly the best name.
Fuck dead babies
What the fuck did you actually draw that on your wall, timestamp and full wall pic, and you are one of the 404 deciples.
Fuck niggers
Sounds good even in German : chanismus coz ofc we are a offspring of the nazis
Underated post
>we don't crucifix because you do this to your self if you are faggot
Sup Forumsrotherhood is where all have started
>we have wikipedia of our religion and infinite number of commandments
HEATHEN! HE MUST BURN LIKE THE KIKE HE IS!
Remove the circle and it's 10/Sup Forums
Moot is our forefather, so let us summon him! he will be our pope! HIRO CAN GO NAGASUKI FUCKI
rull
HEATHENS ALL LIKE LIKES OF YOU
MAY RAPTOR JESUS SAVE YOUR MORAL ASS
CHANNELING THE SPIRIT OF AN ULTRA NIGRA RIGHT FIGHT THE HEATHENISH SCOURGE
i ROLL FOR YOUR COMMANDMENT O GREAT AND POWERFUL FAGGOT
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Nazi!!!! Love it
SACRILEGE! WT SNACKS, O GREAT COCK GOBBLING MONGOLOID, DO AWAY WITH THIS FORGOTTEN MEME!
Where is our holy city?
Suprisingly, penrith in australia. Fucks up with that.
Anyone interested made this ages ago. Use if for the logo
Australian shit-posters are the equivalent of the three wise men in the bible
Mimi is fucking autistic and keeps saying the file is too large, I'll keep trying tho
why so much pink?
I can change that
Bump. I will publically support chanism and even build a church if this becomes a thing
Hell yeah, we're going with Chanism boys
Chanahu akbar
Muslims can't even say they dislike pork without some faggot throwing a ham sandwich at them, how well do you think a Sup Forums religion would fare, especially once you'd say your religion allows you to harass teenagers, possess child pornography and cyberbully people?
Kek
Instead of police we have mods. We can't use the phone to call them, we have to yell out MODSSS
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But that's because they bomb shit and kill people.
ROLLING FOR THIS
>DUDE WEED LMAO
fuck off to reddit
Mimi doesn't let me send a whole wall photo but is this good enough?
STICK THIS IN THERE
(pro tip, remove "T" FROM chant
Roll or interest
O shit nigga
Alright fags, this is our belief:
Some dickhead named moot gave creation to only the most plagued minds and cleaned the fuck out of him, then he turned his back on us and went to the distant lands of Microsoft like the cuck he is.
Cont for me pls.
CHOOSEN DUBS, BACK TO HELL WITH YOU SINNER!
Ok
Chanism is a go
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... So basically after project Chanology, we went full circle?
the yellow skinned faggot weebo HIRO Claimed this land to expand his trap collection. And then fapped until...
Exactly my fucking point. They say it's "their religion" and noone gives a fucking fuck.