How come every time I plan on fucking my ass I get the shits?

How come every time I plan on fucking my ass I get the shits?

I'm making an Ice-dildo and everything too!

what ?

OP fucks man ass.

every time he stick something in his as he gets poop / shit.how he can get rid of that

What?
Never heard of an Ice-dildo?
I fuck trap ass. So yeah, man ass.

An enema?
They've been around since Greek times, at least.

No store around that sells them. Unless CVS does.
Would a turkey baster work?

Every pharmacy and major store in the country sells enema kits.

Will look into. Rather not fill my ass with water just to have the shit pour out anyway.

He should shit it out

Well fucking figure it out because that's the only other option you really have you stupid fuck

Tbh when I fuck girls or guys in the ass, a little shit on my dick doesn't bother me. I just was off when finished.

Dude, any shit at all is a boner-kill for me.

That is literally the whole idea behind enemas you dense double chromozone cunt

its jesus giving u one more chance not to be gay
read the signs bro, dont do it

It's only gay with another man involved, not inanimate objects. Right?

wow, the idea is that you clean the shit out with the enema before you fuck so you don't have any shit near your asshole to come out on the cock.

Not to fill your ass up with water and fuck with it inside you.......

Jesus hung around twelve of his best mates. Ever heard of circlejerking?

Yeah it cleans it out MOSTLY, but it will leave watered down shit all inside my anus where it will then rub off onto whatever I stick in my ass.
ANY shit just kills it for me.

Use laxatives nignog

WRONG
i dont believe in jesus but I'm pretty sure there was literally no wanking at the last supper
probably had a rather sombre feel to it almost melancholic

How dense are you mate? You have to shit out the water.... Also a clean diet helps alot.

you are an idiot.
Here is the process, simplified for your simple brain.

Step one, fill ass with enema.
Step two, empty ass of enema
Step three, check the ass water for shit
If shit found
Go back and repeat steps 1-3
If no shit found
repeat once more to make sure.
Then done.

then maybe dont stick anything where primarily there is only shit and tears (gayness)
find a nice girl and a job user, all do just fine

What happens in nazireth stays in nazireth bro. I promise father wont judge you.

kek'd
that lads holiday to bethlehem though
shit was cash

do u mean...
>then gay
rather than
>then done
that would make a more accurate ending to your advice

Whoah! Sure smells like fresh summer fag!

Your joke is bad and you should feel bad

No, cause then he's done with the enema.

The gay comes later when he's taking cock up his ass.

i think its a bit more summer'y to ask advice on how to bang your own ass anonymously not the internet.
anyway, summers eternal now
your point it moot
ged it?

I am going to beat the shit out of you with a English Grammar text book.

sounds delightful
you queers sure do have it tough

sure just stay away from my ass while you're at it

Then I'm going to fuck your ass with your most recent report card wrapped around my dick.