EARLY ENGLAND CELEBRATION THREAD

(We all know England will win, so LGTSS early)

WE DID IT LADS!!

Get in here and celebrate cucking the Welsh! Football truly is coming home

>the city of ABEs

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shame about the vardeh straight red for headbutting that ball boy
but i guess that just comes with the territory when it comes to tournament football

>English

Honest question, why haven't you killed yourself yet?

Your country is a SHITHOLE, your women are fucking godawful, your food is tasteless, music shit, no jobs, people are dicks and the weather is unironically depressing

The proxy shenanigans aren't funny anymore.

Neither is killing the Jews fritz, yet here we are

don't do it bro there is someone for everyone out there even you funny eyed lads

>literally who

Behave, ya slimy gook. Being English is a gift from god.

You're right about pretty much everything but don't shit on English music

i hope we made you feel better user

Occasional reminder that King Richard III spoke French in his court and also thought that English weather and land was rainy, shit and depressing

I love English weather, leave the sunshine for the Africans and spics

>foxandgrapes.jpeg

If I wanted sunshine I could simply sell my estate and move somewhere third world like Portugal, Cuba or Australia.

>music shit

better luck next time

walk on

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>this delusion

Holy shit are you that Stockholm syndromed into thinking that sunshine is a bad thing? Am I being rused?

>Wanting skin cancer to go along with my liver cancer

OFFICIAL RETARD

>he's so English that general exposure to the sun will give him cancer

Confirmed for poorfag who's never been outside the shit little mining town in bumfuck nowhere where his inbred family have been for generations.

I'd say you should get out more, but it's unlikely that you can find the money, or the time given the busy schedule you have of fucking your sister

American tier banter

God save our gracious Queen!
Long live our noble Queen!
God save the Queen!
Send her victorious,
Happy and glorious,
Long to reign over us:
God save the Queen!

Lord, grant that Marshal Wade,
May by thy mighty aid,
Victory bring.
May he sedition hush,
And like a torrent rush,
Rebellious Welsh to crush,
God save the Queen!

Thy choicest gifts in store,
On her be pleased to pour;
Long may she reign:
May she defend our laws,
And ever give us cause,
To sing with heart and voice,
God save the Queen!

DAMAGE CONTROL: THE POST

gp

fuck anglo scum

Wanna fight about it you slanty eyed poof?

Why is this game the earliest one baka

Sweet retort mate, you sure showed me! Offer to fight a dude in another country! Big tough English man here!

Absolutely pathetic, no wonder your shit tier fans got BTFO by Russians. Retards like you give anglos a bad name

sheepshagger here
piss drunk at 4am

i am gonna miss the game probs :(
:(

The English over there are fans. The Russian are hooligans.

I'm with the Chelsea headhunters. Banned from entering. I'm hard as nails lads don't start I'll put you under son.

>England is so bad they now act like beating Wales is an achievement.

I bet I can beat your ass faggot

Post yfw Wales win

England will win, check 'em

They have great beer, some great music from the 60-80s (not the Beatles though) and the weather is fantastic for white people.
The rest is shit, I agree.

God save the (((Queen)))

Garth bayol scores 3 and fucks the queen

I hope this is a Welsh or Scottish troll. Can't wait til this thread blows up when England chokes AGAIN

Nope

Based Wales will put you in your place

Blatant taff hiding behind the Union Jack.Why won't gook moot give us England/Wales/Scotland/Northern Ireland flags?

Pretty sure you're confusing him for Richard I.

Screencapped

>tfw it's always sunny here and all I want is sit on a comfy chair with a nice bottle of red wine and just watch the rain fall.

Stop that chocolate bar!!!! Rare flag!!!

>shit music
You fucking real!
>shit weather
what's wrong with it being grey every single fucking day, you see what happens to the english in hot blue climates!!!

I am fucking diamond at the moment. English women are GOD TIER!!!

I agree, kongbr-

>shit music

dun goofed

So the 2 anthems will be the same?

cheaked mate.

agreed but i doubt you'll see the red hand on the Ulster flag.

-------------------Hart
Walker Smalling Cahill Rose
--------Lallana--Dier--Rooney
--------------------Alli
-------------Kane-----Vardy

If Roy plays this, we win.
But he won't. Of course he won't

>weather is depressing

Shitskins, when will they learn. White people love comfy weather. Listening to rain hitting the window is the best thing ever.

England will sing Jerusalem

>putting the fastest, most aggresive, best finishing, best counter attacking striker in the premier league in the starting line up

what a crazy idea

And did those feet in ancient time,
Walk upon Englands mountains green:
And was the holy Lamb of God,
On Englands pleasant pastures seen!

And did the Countenance Divine,
Shine forth upon our clouded hills?
And was Jerusalem builded here,
Among these dark Satanic Mills?

Bring me my Bow of burning gold;
Bring me my Arrows of desire:
Bring me my Spear: O clouds unfold!
Bring me my Chariot of fire!

I will not cease from Mental Fight,
Nor shall my Sword sleep in my hand:
Till we have built Jerusalem,
In Englands green & pleasant Land

oh, I forgot hardest working too

He's verrry verrry talented but not wot we need roight now

Can't wait to hear the stadium glowing with the beauty of the welsh national anthem compared to England's dreary submission and cuckoldry to the queen

Today Rooney will save England

we have the second worst anthem after the usa desu

>Overloads squad with strikers

>Uses only one, has said one take corners.

>guarenteed to take off MOTM player around 60min mark for Milner.

There's no hope here lad, only failure and choking.

how did he even manage to keep his job after the world cup failure? How did he even get the job in the first place?

Are Arry is hardly the best manager in the world, but at the time,,he was getting Spurs to play some of the most exciting football in the league. He would have been perfect for England

If Gareth Bale is so bloody patriotic why dont he play for Cardiff City?

I agree, i still dont know why he got sacked from spuds. Only poch has best him since he got sacked

>Yes man

Yes men are near on bulletproof, also the FA were in damage control last WC before we went cos muh Woy needs time to show us his past it.

>kk lads let's see this out send on drinky
>you didn't bring him why
>why the fuck did you let me do that

I am moved to tears.

England runs through my blood. The aggregate of the traditions, the history, the heroes,the courage and the bravery of this old land runs deep inside me and penetrates to the core of my soul.

This little world, set quite apart from anywhere else,is an idyllic land. I love it with all my might and this hymn quite simply touches me. One question that is often asked is which do you value more on a personal level as part of your identity, your Englishness, or your Britishness? One doesn't have to choose, they are both vital components of each other. There'll always be an England, and may there always be a United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.

God bless these old islands and God save the Queen.

Beautiful words there lad

Stunning post

>putting on a counter attacking striker when there is probably no room for counter attacks
hmmmm....

yeah because there isnt going to be one single wales attack all game

I hope Henderson playing for the sake Kane stop taking set piece

No but hey're probably going to sit deep most of the time. I think Hodgson does the right thing when he's fielding players who are more comfortable in tight spaces.

that worked well with sterling last game, dribbling into defenders, passing to the other team, inability to shoot

The whole island of Ireland should have the same flag.

>that worked well with sterling last game
Well you know Sterling is just Sterling. Talented but with the tendency to run around like a headless chicken. Whatever happened to Barkley? The last time I watched him play (about a year ago) he looked quite promising.

barkely has bags of talent but terrible decision making and holds onto the ball for too long but id still pick him over stershit

>confirmed for literally no geographic knowledge

You do realise Hong Kong is sub tropical right? That we literally have monsoon seasons?

I'm aware of how comfy rain is, but perpetual gray skies and intermittent shitty showers is not comfy

>tfw Wales will be independent in your lifetime

Feels good lads

IMPORTANT POLL LADS
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Wales will never leave the UK, if they were given a referendum like the sweaties they would overwhelmingly vote to stay

>t. David Cameron

>warm, tasteless piss
>great beer

fuck is wrong with you france

You clearly know nothing about Wales.

there have been numerous polls conducted over the years and they were all overwhelmingly in favour of remaining in the UK, these are facts Bruce

>Hang on a sec lemme just wikipedia Hong Kong so my proxy doesn't show me up

>warm, tasteless piss
you've never drank english beer have you lad?

>being this assblasted
JUST

Stop, m8, you're embarrassing yourself

>english

you've been an embarrassment since the day you were born

rain is shit tier

well done for not killing yourself yet

What are you celebrating? Your hard man hooligans being knocked into comas by Russians?

top kek

Good post, kek

PROXY?
WELSH/SCOTSMAN LIVING IN KONG HONG?

I'd say the same to you, but you're probably just too stupid to kill yourself

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>this shit tier banter
>mfw achmed tried insulting me on a tibetan basket weaving talkboard

back to the cuckshed with you

>prody falseflagging
hilarious