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Brandon Gonzalez
Michael Adams
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Jacob Reyes
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Luis Moore
>I was only 9 years old
>I loved the cancer banana so much, I had all the .jpgs and .webms
>I eat so many bananas every night before bed, thanking them for the life I've been given
>"Cancer is love" I say; "Cancer is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for the banana
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's the cancer banana
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "I really really like this image."
>He grabs me with his powerful banana hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for the cancer banana
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for the dank memes
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please the banana
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his potassium
>The radiation gives me anus cancer
>My dad walks in
>The banana looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all yours my friend."
>The banana leaves through my window
>Cancer is love. Cancer is life.
Brandon Brooks
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Elijah Long
>tumblr
fuck off faggot
Thomas Richardson
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
Robert Ramirez
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Andrew Richardson
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Luis Campbell
Oy vey
Carson Williams
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Sup Forums pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Banana guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Sup Forums posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
Jonathan Green
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Noah Martinez
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Jose Davis
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Ryan Martin
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Bentley Wright
Goodnight Sweet Prince
Aaron Baker
>NAME A VEGETABLE
>carrots
I don't think that worked like it was supposed to.
Christopher Carter
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Joseph Miller
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Brody Perez
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Austin Ramirez
I have never actually won a single one of these threads. Everytime I see that comically anthropomorphized banana holding his peel in a suggestive manner, likening the peel to clothes and his peel-less nature to human nudity, I bust up laughing. This happens every time, no matter where I am, be it the house or the bus or in class. Sometimes I laugh just thinking about it. This is a dark memory but a few months back I had just gotten done with a fit of laughter caused by one of these hilarious threads. Suddenly my mom walks in and she's crying. I attempted to suppress the growing urge to laugh but it was getting more difficult. Face red, tears running down her aging face, mom grabs my shoulders and says "Your father's dead."
It was at that moment that I couldn't hold back anymore. I burst into a banana-induced fit of laughter, but the horrible news drew tears to my eyes. I laughed while I cried, tears streaming down my wide open grin, memories of daddy resurfacing and being melded and combined with the naked banana.
I lost two things that night.
Isaiah Perry
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Aiden Davis
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Elijah Gonzalez
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Connor Evans
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Joshua Morales
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Jaxson Ortiz
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Colton Peterson
He spooked the doggo. He should have noticed how stupid the animal is and realized fast movements would spook it.
Landon Johnson
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Samuel Torres
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Daniel Ramirez
Truly enjoyable
Nathaniel Lopez
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Brandon Gomez
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Adrian Rogers
who invented bananas??????????????
Carson Morales
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Asher Torres
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Ryder Robinson
I seriously said banana
Jeremiah Price
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Carter Butler
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Eli Collins
i don't think you know what a vegetable is
also checked
Leo Lewis
> Carrots
Same here.
Camden Anderson
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Brody Edwards
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Robert Johnson
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Ayden Green
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Josiah Gutierrez
I really, really, really like this image.
Elijah Gutierrez
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Daniel Russell
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Isaiah Russell
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Luis Sullivan
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Jack Ross
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Jace Martinez
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David Butler
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Jaxon Barnes
Gaben is love
Gaben is life
Josiah Lee
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Austin Gonzalez
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Elijah Morgan
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Jose Brown
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Joseph Richardson
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James Torres
Guess
Mason Myers
Pikachu
Angel Ward
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Grayson Flores
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Joseph Bennett
Yes, thou have keen eye
Jason White
Me too, I'm sad at myself
Alexander Stewart
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Carson Nelson
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Ethan Perez
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Benjamin Hall
You're going to die soon.
Gabriel Green
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Nolan Brooks
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Gavin Miller
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Jack Morgan
Is it bad that I said "Stephen Hawking" when it asked me to name a vegetable?
Levi Bell
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Bentley Scott
I always wondered, how can this be so wrong on so many levels? I mean giving a the name "winter champs" to caviar, but calling a Banana "Apple" this one I cannot explain...
Juan Martin
Nice edges.
Landon Turner
David Bowie is a fucking legend.
Adam Moore
jesus
Justin Parker
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Christian James
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Carson Jones
Kek
Easton James
I thought "corn".
Brody Watson
Omg this is epic
Noah Baker
That Bowie shit real? Fucking beautiful user thank-you.
Jaxson Hall
This is methanphetamine.
Welcome to the world.
Landon Peterson
wut?
Michael Brown
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Camden Cooper
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Luke Diaz
Good clean humor.
Brody Cooper
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Kevin Lewis
Like a boss
Joshua Robinson
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Thomas Cox
read them in his voice cant stop shitting myself topkek
Andrew Ortiz
Holy shit
Anthony Campbell
Paranormal black-tivity
Liam Johnson
Cancer banana is actually good. Something to bump with so thread doesn't die.
Also, after a million of them it gets funny. I sweer guise.
Michael James
What were those two things?
Jace Barnes
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Xavier Reyes
Obligatory
Matthew Brown
Nice one. Didn't get me though.