Alright you shitlords, it's time I shared my story. I've never told this, and the only faggots aware it's ever happened are the people involved. No rick roll or fresh prince endings. Get ready...
>Be me, 16 just starting sophomore year >7/10 Body, never fucked anyone, only kissing >Shy as fuck, never able to talk to someone first >Sit in the back of class and dress like a grungy faggot >New kid transfers into my tech class >5/10 Beta, think nothing of him >We'll call him Richie >Richie sits next to me, doesn't say a word >Opens chrome, ignores teacher entirely >Begins typing "How to hit on girls" >Areyoushittingme.png Cont?
>Hits search >Opens first page that comes up >Looks over at me with a grin >Fucking Savage >"Does this stuff work" >I pretend to read it, answer jokingly >"Only on me" >Ohfuckimflirting >His grin gets even larger >"I'm Richie" >"Femanon" >"Nice to meet you" >At this point im sure i was physically red. I've never had an interaction with a boy like this
Will cont
Nathan Hughes
Hurry up fagget
Joseph Robinson
OP, you better be typing right now
Carson Davis
>This is how I turned gay > The Ebd
Jaxson Cox
Rolling
Nathan Davis
It's a chick you idiot
Juan Gray
>>"Femanon"
duh
Isaac Morgan
Get the semen out of your eyes and read
Cooper Lee
hurry up you fat cunt im interested
Brody Jones
>i blurt out "You too" >After a couple seconds of silence, I go on youtube and click on whatever seems interesting >Richie glances over "Hey! I've got an account, you should subscribe to me" >"What do you post?" >"I only have a video of my cat" >I find him and sub, cute cat. >"Wanna come over and meet him?" >Obviously i accept. >"Ride home with me on the bus" >After calling to get permission from my dad, I go about the rest of my day
Any questions before i cont.?
Nathan Brooks
did you fuck?
Nicholas Nelson
pic
Adam Bennett
pic of him or it didn't happen
Leo Cook
tits timestamp to prove your a femanon
Jeremiah Gonzalez
oh golly, this is getting quite juicy
Gabriel Scott
Yeah major question,
Why haven't you posted tits yet?
GTFO
John Jones
actually, and this might be new to some fagotts, the gender ratio on Sup Forums is nearly 50/50.
Jose Bennett
We all have penises here. Any girl in this shithole has enough fat down there to constitute as a penis.
Evan Green
/50 faggot/kek
Colton Rogers
Nice claim, there... Prove it
Ian Young
>What these two fags were actually like in school.
Christian Rodriguez
You better hurry
Tyler Campbell
>The bus is crowded, squeeze in a seat with him towards the back >At this point ive stared to really get a good look at him >He was just shy of 6 feet, long curly black hair >Skinny, lots of acne unfortunately >Wore shorts with a plain black t shirt, refuse to wear any shoes besides Vans >He wasn't bad looking, just seemed kinda socially awkward, then again, so was i >After a few stops, he stands up and motions me to follow >he lives at an apartment complex, somewhat poor >Buzzes the door, turns out his dad works from home >"Two days into 10th grade and you're already brining girls home' >We both uncomfortably laugh. >He excuses us to his room >Kinda surprised by what i see >Very clean, bare walls, made bed, nice desk with a decent computer >Tv by the bed with it's own cable box >Mini fridge in the corner, stocked with juice and candy >Im in heaven >He turns on his xbox (i was a PS3 whore at the time) >Play some COD WAW, zombies
>This is how I became his family's sex slave for 10 yrs >The end
Jonathan Thomas
Kek true story, OP must be having sex with him right now while posting this
Logan Morales
kozzle
Connor Thomas
At least she has candy and juice
Eli Sanchez
kek
i would suggest a correlation between the variables "surfing location: school" beeing way above average and "education: no college" also beeing very high.
Owen Martinez
And that's when I stripped to reveal my throbbing trap cock and had long, sweaty, magnificent anal sex for 7 years straight.
Adrian Turner
So... this site knows my gender based on, what?
Jordan Ross
Well she is taking her sweat time
Dylan Cook
Good job
James Cox
fuck who cares they just know
Sebastian Miller
see I'm sure that this entire thread is bots
Jackson Rivera
Do people usually sweat while eating candy?
Nolan Parker
>Playing Der Reise >im getting into it "let me hit the mystery box" >"only if i can hit yours" >this fucking kid >"maybe if you can stay up longer than me"
at this point i think i should mention that at the time, i may have never done anything with a guy, but i watched so much porn and masturbated so often, i felt like i was already a slut.
>continue playing >round 21, all perks, pack'd ray gun and wonderwaffe >get double hit by bullshit training fail >Die. >Richie blurts out "now i get to hit your box, right?" >that shit eating grin comes across his face >i guess so
cont
Oliver Mitchell
>Troll
Jack Kelly
only feminists
Lincoln Collins
Sometimes but rarely
Charles Sanchez
How does it feel knowing you're in the matrix
Carter Morgan
Well as it very fucking important... We post anonymously. How can possibly know this information... I feel comfortable saying this... Bullshit. Not only that, but am willing to go as far as saying that this is Fucking Bullshit.
Henry Reyes
>This is when he started punching my pussy with his fist and I ran out screaming >The end
Owen Howard
that was the end i was looking for.
bye
Jaxon Scott
No it's true faggot do some research.
Cameron Howard
Fucking continue
Ian Robinson
Nope... No fucking clue what this means. We don't like feminists... so they sweat... What you trying to say?
Aiden Bell
Hurry up you fucking bitch, my fleshlight is gonna need more lube if I don't hurry up and finish.
Jaxon Anderson
>i shrug and lean in to kiss him >he obviously is shocked, but leans his beta face in >thankfully he brushed his teeth >start rubbing his crotch >he pushes me down and takes my leggings off >hits my box hard >pic related
End.
Jayden Foster
Kek'd
Logan Wilson
Pussy.
Charles Mitchell
Pic of you timestamp pls.. Then I'll believe
Noah Miller
rip in piece box
;_;
Grayson Evans
Disappointing also get him arrested for rape
Aaron Williams
Pre-type your shit. God damn OP
Cameron Stewart
feminists are fat mostly anyways so they burn 13 calories just trying to lift a 1 ounce piece of candy
Josiah Long
>pls >being this beta
Christian Watson
Fucking... how? How can they possibly know if this site is anonymous... Did they do a poll? Cos' Sup Forums users wont lie about that shit... This has now been upgraded to Absolute Fucking Bullshit.
Dominic Torres
"rest in peace in peace box"?
Owen Nguyen
You fuckin jerking me off right now? You really just wasted 2 ounces of my astroglide? I can't cum to this shit. Fuck you OP
Julian Johnson
newfag
Asher White
Newfag
Jayden Butler
newfig
Jace Parker
It's google analytics. If you're signed into a google account while browsing a site with google analytics, it'll use it for statistics
Jordan Parker
You must be new
Jonathan Edwards
it's actually also true that it doesn't seem like there would me many girls, because most of them have some trans disorder and quite successfully train online on behaving and writing masculine. In two oe three years you'll see all of them coming out in the real world and that will be Sodom & Gomorrha
Brayden Morales
Oh... well that's fucking lame... Feminists are fat, therefore they sweat when stuffing their faces... I feel you could have done better, given the material available.
Tyler Wilson
Hello newfriend
Gabriel Davis
Well I just checked Sup Forums. Here is what they say about their demographics...
Age: 18-34 Gender: ~70% male, ~30% female Location: United States (47%), United Kingdom (8%), Canada (6%), Australia (5%), Germany (4%), France (2%), Sweden (2%), Netherlands (2%), Poland (1.5%), Brazil (1.5%) Interests: Japanese culture, anime, manga, video games, comics, technology, music, movies Education: Majority attended or currently enrolled in college
Xavier Hall
Turn 360 degrees and walk away.
Blake Taylor
Hey Jenny, I didn't know you browsed Sup Forums.
Benjamin Wood
how do you know my name
Jeremiah Ward
YOU GOT ALEXA PREMIUM?????!!
Jeremiah Rogers
>>Interests: Japanese culture, anime, manga, video games, comics, technology, music, movies
>No furry >No loli >No traps
Fuck off
Zachary Jenkins
RICHIE???
Justin Howard
And you still haven't told anyone, faggot
Jack Ross
10/10 m8. You got so many newfags with this
Nicholas Diaz
Gonna need timestamp and tits, otherwise you can gtfo.
Ayden Phillips
Because I know you. Now pls show tits or calmly gtfo. I already saw them in person, but those are the rules.
Asher Phillips
Tell me the joke. Didn't get it. Want to learn fast.
Cooper Diaz
and so the two lovers met on Sup Forums when the girl was talking about her sex story they had during highschool
John Richardson
What are you talking about?
Hunter Nelson
Obviously you cannot be a newfag
Brayden Anderson
No...
Sebastian Cox
Tits or gtfo
Charles Sanders
k, just cause you acutally were sweet to me in real life.
Adam Bennett
oh shit nigguh
Henry Sullivan
Shit b8 m8
Daniel Wood
Timestamp...
Andrew Gomez
Beautiful. Lucky Richie...
Levi Garcia
This.
Adrian Stewart
looks like tits or gtfo actually works. or the guy just was lucky enough to guess her name - Jenny ain't the rarest name in the world
Grayson Reed
richie didn't timestamp himself proving it was really him. it could just be some faggot who guessed correctly that my name would be jenny. so i see no need, and also: i just don't give a fuck about your rules.