Alright you shitlords, it's time I shared my story. I've never told this...

Alright you shitlords, it's time I shared my story. I've never told this, and the only faggots aware it's ever happened are the people involved. No rick roll or fresh prince endings. Get ready...

>Be me, 16 just starting sophomore year
>7/10 Body, never fucked anyone, only kissing
>Shy as fuck, never able to talk to someone first
>Sit in the back of class and dress like a grungy faggot
>New kid transfers into my tech class
>5/10 Beta, think nothing of him
>We'll call him Richie
>Richie sits next to me, doesn't say a word
>Opens chrome, ignores teacher entirely
>Begins typing "How to hit on girls"
>Areyoushittingme.png
Cont?

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Sure, go on

Aye, go for it

Cont!

Keep going

Yea why not

>Hits search
>Opens first page that comes up
>Looks over at me with a grin
>Fucking Savage
>"Does this stuff work"
>I pretend to read it, answer jokingly
>"Only on me"
>Ohfuckimflirting
>His grin gets even larger
>"I'm Richie"
>"Femanon"
>"Nice to meet you"
>At this point im sure i was physically red. I've never had an interaction with a boy like this

Will cont

Hurry up fagget

OP, you better be typing right now

>This is how I turned gay
> The Ebd

Rolling

It's a chick you idiot

>>"Femanon"

duh

Get the semen out of your eyes and read

hurry up you fat cunt im interested

>i blurt out "You too"
>After a couple seconds of silence, I go on youtube and click on whatever seems interesting
>Richie glances over "Hey! I've got an account, you should subscribe to me"
>"What do you post?"
>"I only have a video of my cat"
>I find him and sub, cute cat.
>"Wanna come over and meet him?"
>Obviously i accept.
>"Ride home with me on the bus"
>After calling to get permission from my dad, I go about the rest of my day

Any questions before i cont.?

did you fuck?

pic

pic of him or it didn't happen

tits timestamp to prove your a femanon

oh golly, this is getting quite juicy

Yeah major question,

Why haven't you posted tits yet?

GTFO

actually, and this might be new to some fagotts, the gender ratio on Sup Forums is nearly 50/50.

We all have penises here. Any girl in this shithole has enough fat down there to constitute as a penis.

/50
faggot/kek

Nice claim, there...
Prove it

>What these two fags were actually like in school.

You better hurry

>The bus is crowded, squeeze in a seat with him towards the back
>At this point ive stared to really get a good look at him
>He was just shy of 6 feet, long curly black hair
>Skinny, lots of acne unfortunately
>Wore shorts with a plain black t shirt, refuse to wear any shoes besides Vans
>He wasn't bad looking, just seemed kinda socially awkward, then again, so was i
>After a few stops, he stands up and motions me to follow
>he lives at an apartment complex, somewhat poor
>Buzzes the door, turns out his dad works from home
>"Two days into 10th grade and you're already brining girls home'
>We both uncomfortably laugh.
>He excuses us to his room
>Kinda surprised by what i see
>Very clean, bare walls, made bed, nice desk with a decent computer
>Tv by the bed with it's own cable box
>Mini fridge in the corner, stocked with juice and candy
>Im in heaven
>He turns on his xbox (i was a PS3 whore at the time)
>Play some COD WAW, zombies

Cont soon

I have shit my pants

sure, here it is. put this in combination with itu.int/ITU-D/ict/statistics/Gender/
and you have about 50/50

>This is how I became his family's sex slave for 10 yrs
>The end

Kek true story, OP must be having sex with him right now while posting this

kozzle

At least she has candy and juice

kek

i would suggest a correlation between the variables "surfing location: school" beeing way above average and "education: no college" also beeing very high.

And that's when I stripped to reveal my throbbing trap cock and had long, sweaty, magnificent anal sex for 7 years straight.

So... this site knows my gender based on, what?

Well she is taking her sweat time

Good job

fuck who cares they just know

see I'm sure that this entire thread is bots

Do people usually sweat while eating candy?

>Playing Der Reise
>im getting into it "let me hit the mystery box"
>"only if i can hit yours"
>this fucking kid
>"maybe if you can stay up longer than me"

at this point i think i should mention that at the time, i may have never done anything with a guy, but i watched so much porn and masturbated so often, i felt like i was already a slut.

>continue playing
>round 21, all perks, pack'd ray gun and wonderwaffe
>get double hit by bullshit training fail
>Die.
>Richie blurts out "now i get to hit your box, right?"
>that shit eating grin comes across his face
>i guess so

cont

>Troll

only feminists

Sometimes but rarely

How does it feel knowing you're in the matrix

Well as it very fucking important...
We post anonymously.
How can possibly know this information...
I feel comfortable saying this... Bullshit.
Not only that, but am willing to go as far as saying that this is Fucking Bullshit.

>This is when he started punching my pussy with his fist and I ran out screaming
>The end

that was the end i was looking for.

bye

No it's true faggot do some research.

Fucking continue

Nope... No fucking clue what this means.
We don't like feminists... so they sweat...
What you trying to say?

Hurry up you fucking bitch, my fleshlight is gonna need more lube if I don't hurry up and finish.

>i shrug and lean in to kiss him
>he obviously is shocked, but leans his beta face in
>thankfully he brushed his teeth
>start rubbing his crotch
>he pushes me down and takes my leggings off
>hits my box hard
>pic related

End.

Kek'd

Pussy.

Pic of you timestamp pls.. Then I'll believe

rip in piece box

;_;

Disappointing also get him arrested for rape

Pre-type your shit. God damn OP

feminists are fat mostly anyways so they burn 13 calories just trying to lift a 1 ounce piece of candy

>pls
>being this beta

Fucking... how?
How can they possibly know if this site is anonymous...
Did they do a poll?
Cos' Sup Forums users wont lie about that shit...
This has now been upgraded to Absolute Fucking Bullshit.

"rest in peace in peace box"?

You fuckin jerking me off right now? You really just wasted 2 ounces of my astroglide? I can't cum to this shit. Fuck you OP

newfag

Newfag

newfig

It's google analytics. If you're signed into a google account while browsing a site with google analytics, it'll use it for statistics

You must be new

it's actually also true that it doesn't seem like there would me many girls, because most of them have some trans disorder and quite successfully train online on behaving and writing masculine. In two oe three years you'll see all of them coming out in the real world and that will be Sodom & Gomorrha

Oh... well that's fucking lame...
Feminists are fat, therefore they sweat when stuffing their faces...
I feel you could have done better, given the material available.

Hello newfriend

Well I just checked Sup Forums. Here is what they say about their demographics...

Age: 18-34
Gender: ~70% male, ~30% female
Location: United States (47%), United Kingdom (8%), Canada (6%), Australia (5%), Germany (4%), France (2%), Sweden (2%), Netherlands (2%), Poland (1.5%), Brazil (1.5%)
Interests: Japanese culture, anime, manga, video games, comics, technology, music, movies
Education: Majority attended or currently enrolled in college

Turn 360 degrees and walk away.

Hey Jenny, I didn't know you browsed Sup Forums.

how do you know my name

YOU GOT ALEXA PREMIUM?????!!

>>Interests: Japanese culture, anime, manga, video games, comics, technology, music, movies

>No furry
>No loli
>No traps

Fuck off

RICHIE???

And you still haven't told anyone, faggot

10/10 m8. You got so many newfags with this

Gonna need timestamp and tits, otherwise you can gtfo.

Because I know you. Now pls show tits or calmly gtfo. I already saw them in person, but those are the rules.

Tell me the joke. Didn't get it. Want to learn fast.

and so the two lovers met on Sup Forums when the girl was talking about her sex story they had during highschool

What are you talking about?

Obviously you cannot be a newfag

No...

Tits or gtfo

k, just cause you acutally were sweet to me in real life.

oh shit nigguh

Shit b8 m8

Timestamp...

Beautiful. Lucky Richie...

This.

looks like tits or gtfo actually works. or the guy just was lucky enough to guess her name - Jenny ain't the rarest name in the world

richie didn't timestamp himself proving it was really him. it could just be some faggot who guessed correctly that my name would be jenny. so i see no need, and also: i just don't give a fuck about your rules.