Is dildoing your ass with a 16 inch cucumber degenerate?

Is dildoing your ass with a 16 inch cucumber degenerate?

Yes.
The fact that you, as a male, want to be penetrated is degenerate.

Only if you throw it away instead of eating it after. There's starving kids in Africa that would kill for that ass-cucumber you know.

Interesting, you changed my whole way of thinking towards it. I threw it in the trash but I think I will make a salad with it instead

what the heck does degenerate even mean?

Nope, that's hot af and an incredible feeling.

Also stick your finger in your ass afterwards and taste it. It should taste like cucumber, which is awesome.

Yes, but it's better to get two cucumbers, because the cashier at the grocery store will be thinking "that guy's gonna shove that cucumber up his ass". At least with two, you can always eat the second one.

that comment means you are either underage or uneducated scum, either way you're a degenerate

things that Sup Forums doesn't like

Thats what I thought

Keep assuming big man

But a single household would usually buy only one cucumber, eh?

holy shit, sauce?

You can buy it with lettuce and tomatoes, so it looks like you're just using it for sandwiches

No clue, need sauce myself

not if it's THAT ass

More of this demon?

Ur goddammed right that's degenerate.

I dislike tomates though

get a melon and shove that up your ass

no u a brave man op

sure brb

i would give anything to be that celery

She a slav?

buy it with lube and look the cashier straight in the eye whilst handing over money.

bunno, but Bad Dragons or fists are better!

I agree, I own 3, Chance the Stallion, Austin The Fox and Crash The Raptor

the true Sup Forums way

Yes, a little bit. Why the fuck don't you buy a real dildo ?

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Of course not. 18 is though

It was the only thing I had at the time when I was horny

After I came, I ate my semen and pretended it was the semen of a 58 year old man

From a Christian standpoint, it is.
christianfag reporting :)

Pretty standard for OP

who cares? it's your ass.

That made me laugh

kys christcuck

>pretended it was the semen of a 58 year old man
Here it starts becoming degenerate