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well i guess im safe from autism (OP)

Nice.

are you on welfare?
>not financially dependent
>unemployed

I hope I die soon

How is being against modern feminism autistic?

did I win?

found the autistic kid

not him but probably I am on disability because I don't leave my house and have panic attacks when people talk to me in person

oh boy

>against mordern feminism
am i autistic for not wanting to kill all men?

Let's not. Top to bottom, left to right.

1. Define overweight. By a medical definition 2/3rds of people in the US are overweight, don't get cocky other countries since your numbers are the same or not much better.

2. Fat men capable of growing a full beard usually look better with one than without one.

3. Virtually everyone who has a Steam account has over 100 games and plays like 5% of them.

4. 2-3 friends that will last a lifetime is an infinitely better situation than most are in, over half of adults admit they have absolutely no one in "which they can confide" despite having lots of "friends".

5. I spend most of my work time on the computer, too, welcome to the future.

6. Most people in sexual relationships still masturbate this much until they're 35-40 years old and their libido slows. Including women, they just do in the bath.

7. You're still not over furries, huh? Even after they've kicked your ass a hundred times and shoved more fur porn than is actually on fur porn sites down your throat on a weekly basis? I call butthurt. Furries make you butthurt because they won't go away. :-)

8. Anyone who isn't a child is at the phase of their life where their first serious relationship is over and they've yet to commit to a new one. I was with someone for 8 years, they turned into an SJW and I'm trying to learn to be that trusting again. Welcome to being 30.

8. Again with the furries and getting dunked. You couldn't get rid of the horse cancer and that one circlejerk of horsefuckers and their "pony bread" has been a thorn in your side for years now. Butthurt.

9. Who the fuck doesn't shower every day?

10. Everyone gets bullied in school, it's what you do about it that matters. When I was younger I would simply attack the person, injure them and offer nobody any explanation or apology. I was labeled as "violent" and it affected my education pretty negatively because of the way teachers treated me.

19/25, only 6 more to go!

2. Clean shaven tho
3. autistic ones
4. stop justifying your inability to popular
5. FREE TIME FAGGOT
6. should be fucking their bitch
7. furries are fucking gay
8. bronies are fucking gay too
9. normies shower everyday
10. not everyone bud

Oh my

>do not exercise regularly
>overweight

>financially dependent on parents
>unemployed

>virgin
>do not have a wife/girlfriend
>masturbates more than 3 times a week

Are you fucking shitting me

there are too many fucking normies on Sup Forums nowadays

11. Your belief that people who are financially dependent on their parents aren't doing so for a good reason is hilarious and shows that you haven't thought much about how you're realistically going to get through university. I smell someone who's never paid rent.

12. If I was in the situation of having to either sleep with a stupid whore to lose my virgity or stay a virgin, I'd stay a virgin because I have self-respect.

13. Change this one to "I work at a job where I'm forced to have part-time hours so I recieve no benefits or time off" and you'll have way more cringe-factor. How about "I still haven't quit my wage slave job out of fear and laziness."?

14. Damn right, winning arguments is fucking fun.

15. Change this one to "I actually memorize the name of porn stars and think about them often as individuals" and your cringe factor will triple.

16. I don't, but I don't see the problem with it. What do you spend your money on, hookers?

17. You remember when anime was good before like 2005 and you're sad now that you remember.

18. I make injokes with people who are in on the joke, you mean? Yeah, cause I'd totally do it to someone who has no idea what I'm talking about, I have profound brain damage!

19. Only legitimate square.

20. What if you tried it and it was the most amazing thing ever? I tried it and realized I'm not a faggot, you, on the other hand, can't be so certain.

21. Metalfag detected. Excuse me I need to go dance in a club, with girls, something you'll never do to manbaby metal.

22. HAHAHAHAHAHA. Yeah okay. I'm against critical theory because it's racist and sexist against people with dicks and white skin, both of which I have. You keep suckin' that mainstream dick and you're gonna end up in forced "sensitivity training", then who'll be the faggot? You.

23. LINUX IS SO DIFFICULT AND FOR NERDS I AM INCAPABLE OF READING A MANUAL. What is this shit, Big Bang Theory? Fag.

You're kinda right, but that post was pretty autistic itself, sorry bro. Almost 30 myself, seems like we're all growing up now

>Including women, they just do it in the bath

Kekked. If men talked about masturbation as much as women talk about their fucking "toys" we'd all get so sick of it we'd probably all stop.

this is op here, pls stop you faggot furry, this shit is so cringy reading your faggot shit
>i didnt even make the template faggot

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>you're kinda alright
>almost 30 myself
why the fuck are you here? thats just autism in itself

This thread makes me feel pretty good about myself. I may have some bad habits, but least I exercise 5+ times a week and maintain a healthy body.

None of these criteria are valid symptoms of autism.

Found the actual autist.

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>against modern feminism
>faggot
sure, jan

>meh

If being against modern feminism is a trait of autism then sign me the fuck up. The natural world is autistic then

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Found the beta cuck

Fucking autist.

apparent-fucking-ly

I'm the Gaston of autist's then. Call me Chad Thundercock and try not to make eye contact

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shit

Damn, dude im so sorry

yay i win

were is the bleach?
im thirsty

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No bingo

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kek

>ls instead of dir
>hard drives are in /media or /mnt
>if permission denied, use sudo before command
>if confused use --help option
>if still confused use man before command
>if you need program or package, sudo apt-get install (Ubuntu, Mint, Debian) or sudo pacman -S (Arch)
>ps -A lists all running processes, kill or killall stops process
> | grep "foo" after command will search for "foo" in output

Think that's about it. Now you use the Internet. Also sudo install firefox/chromium/opera or whatever, latest GPU drivers, download vlc and codecs etc, this is not fucking rocket surgery. Good luck, install Gentoo

...wait, you said GNU/Linux instead of just Linux?

BINGO!

i make more in scholarship money than any of you will in the next 5 - 10 years

Autistic confirmed

>"I am a proud feminist ally! I fight for social justice for women, and to smash the patriarchy and its social constructs!"

Stay cucked

there's a difference between
a) supporting modern feminism
b) staying in anti feminism threads on Sup Forums and becoming the polar opposite (but equally toxic couterpart to tumblerettes)
c) not giving a fuck about modern feminism

ha im not a loser

Wtf I need that

does ahri count as furry?

You didn't even have to take the test to lose.

Would have gotten a Bingo when I was a teenager. Didn't have a job until my mid 20's, lost my V-card at 22, and fapped to furries occasionally until a few years ago.

roll

roller

uh, yeah, command lines are very user-unfriendly, and it does kinda take a particular level of autism to become skilled with linux. it sucks and windows & mac OS is better for general use, but linux is best used for servers and dedicated systems. if you know about that kind of shit, you're probably slightly autistic (and I do, and I know i am but fuck you i make a decent living)

W E W
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Kek

It's okay. I'm 18, there's still time
>Is what I'll keep telling myself

What the fuck does opposition to feminism have to do with being an autistic faggot?

>nothing

Could be worse.

Darn

I came here a long time ago, back before anyone had even heard of Sup Forums. I found Sup Forums when I was just a kid of 19. Now I'm 30. It's scary. There were so many things in my youth I thought would just go on forever. I thought I'd always have a next time, a chance to do things over. Some of those next times never came.

I come here for the same reason that I've always come here. It wasn't for the animu or the porn or the shitposting, or even the culture. We weren't autists back then. We weren't internet vigilantes. We were normies who, for every other hour of the day, had to be a human being like other human beings. And every so often, we just needed somewhere to let it go, let it out, somewhere where you weren't held responsible for every word you said. Where you could be the mean, callous, tender and sore mess that you are. Because Sup Forums is anonymous. We could be anyone, we could be ourself, we could be one another, we could be everyone. We could be Anonymous.

He's still in here, somewhere. And I won't let him go. I'll hold on, just so that someone else might find him. There won't be a second chance to get him back.

bingo,,, just the whole b column

>don't masturbate more than 3 times a week
liars detected

Fight me faggots

>equally toxic
SJW pls go

But they are valid criteria for being an "autistic faggot." There's a difference.

One is real mental disability, and the other is anybody that Sup Forums doesn't like

nailed me to the wall like fucking jesus

Noice trips

You kids are fucking beta

You're beta in all the places that actually count faggot

Sorry, drawing the line at using a terminal as being "autistic". This is not about being at the lowest- common-denominator level of an addled iPad user. Fuck, is replacing the heat sink on my CPU autistic? Cause replacing the radiator on my car certainly isn't autistic.

well bingo

only 3 applied? step your game up op

Do some of you fucks really not shower daily? Is that a fucking thing?

not that bad . . . right?

Well, looks like I'm safe. No bingo for me, boss

I only shower after gym and go once every other day

Well I'm atheist but I don't argue with people and usually don't even bring it up all.

What's cleanly shaven? I shave every other day but it looks like there is always some stubble left on my upper lip. And trying to get it off makes it feel like I'm about to cut into my skin.

how?

>against modern feminism
>autistic
Modern feminists are the autists, you cuck.

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>I shower once ecery two days
>I watch anime like twice a week

Most of the people here should consider suicide.

ok thanks

Why would you, if you don't sweat much there really is no reason to. You would disturb the natural oil layer of the body even if you wash yourself with oil.

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yeah the jerking off one is weird. I've been in relationships where we fuck multiple times a day and still beat off more than 3 times a week.

sometimes schedules don't line up and you gotta squeeze cock.

>Who doesn't shower every day?
Smells like normie.

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Really opened up the floodgates with that retarded feminism square. Nice try cuck.

negro, how is EDM autistic? That's the shit they play at clubs, where you drink and dance and have a good time as normies.

Kek, notice the placement of the footnotes. Not even a feminist, but this post is obviously full of shit

so close....