In this thread, shit you can't believe happened to you

In this thread, shit you can't believe happened to you.

>> be me. be in Kindergarten.
>> Never peed in school.
>> can't hold it anymore.
>> tell teacher I have to go.
>> takes me to nurse
>> nurse escorts me to the bathroom.
>> nurse pulls my pants down, shirt off.
>> standing naked and can't pee.
>> nurse says it's OK, just pee.
>> Can't.
>> nurse calls for teacher.
>> teacher comes into bathroom too.
>> they talk about me like I'm not there.
>> embarrassed like you wouldn't believe
>> nurse tells me push.
>> start to pee while nurse holding dick.
>> nurse makes small talk about my penis with my teacher.
>> nurse wipes my pee hole with her finger and licks her finger.
>> teacher laughs and pulls my dick hard.
>> they laugh and tell me I'm bad.
>> teacher grabs dick again and yanks it up then down.
>> start to cry
>> nurse slaps my dick and tells me to stop being bad.
>> get boner and they squeeze my dick head as hard as they can
>> nurse tells teacher to watch me and leave bathroom.
>> teacher yanks dick hard again. Hurts and I cry.
>> nurse comes in and opens my legs
>> puts lube on finger and puts finger in my ass.
>> scared and confused. Almost feel like I'm watching myself.
>> teacher masturbates me and squeezes my balls while nurse massage prostate and even deep anus.
>> have 2 orgasms at same time.
>> Prostate and head.
>> didn't make a sound.
>> get abused for another 2 hours it seemed. Teacher left and came back while nurse strapped me to bed.
>> get penis abused and licked.
>> they loved hurting my genitals.
>> I remember the lustful abusive pleasure they got out of doing that to me in their eyes.
>> nurse tells me I'm all better now.
>> teacher swears at me, tells me not to tell anyone or they will hurt me more because I'm bad.
>> think being good boy is quiet boy.
>> grow up damaged and alone.
>> finds Sup Forums to share.
Thanks for being there for me. This is a huge relief.

U wat m8???

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> be me
> story of my life is: I never want to interiupt anybody
> never put myself first or anything
> so much so that
> never ask to go pee
> now in situation where I pee once a day at a set time
> until then used to just
> pee
>
> wet myself every day for several years
> sometimes twice a day
> once, three times a day
> have particularly wet day
> sitting in class on the floor with legs crossed with rest of kids
> be five years old
> school uniform is trousers for guys, skirts for girls
> suddenly urge
> pee
> goes on for some minutes
> girl next to me screams
> she is sitting in a pool of my pee
> both get taken to nurse
> nurse strips us both
> that feel when you wet yourself so badly the girl next to you had to change her underwear

This...

got erekt

>kindergarden
cums
>bathroom
strapped to bed
>wut?

fake

Wow man, I'm sorry that happened to you. I hope you arent like gay or anything now.

Do you want email contact or something to talk about this stuff anonymously? Maybe it'll help you.

Not gay, just donno how to talk to chicks. Also have strange fantasy's bout older women now. Other than that, I'm not that warped.

Bullshit. You can't have fucking orgasms when in kindergarten you twat. Fucking idiot kys.

>be me
>6 or 7
>camping outside with cousin
>he's older
>in tent
>"hey user have you ever heard of nicky nicky nine doors"
>'no"
>"you get naked and ring a neigbours doorbell"
>"oh"
>"we should do that"
>"ok"
>take off all my clothes
>he just stares at me
>stting in silence for what feels like 5 minutes
>I just leave the tent naked
>realize we have no neighbours
>get back in and get dressed
>he leaves and goes inside and never comes back.

>Eventually grow out to be a 20 year old beta
>Virgin as fuck
>Everybody tells me to get a girlfriend and stuff, like its fucking easy
>Request them to give me some tips on how to do that, cause honestly, I'm pretty sick of being alone
>"You should totally go on Tinder user, there are some good looking gals there"
>Buy a phone just so I can check that Tinder stuff
>On app store
>Downloading Tinder
>"You should start by swiping, you'll eventually find some good matches"
>What the hell, already got matched with this girl
>Alpha inside me wants to give her a call
>Lives in my town, solid 7/10
>Keep my cool and call her
>The girl picks it up and says she can come to my place to hang, tells me she'll be here in 20 minutes
>Hellfuckingyes.jpg
>Eventually I hear someone knock on the door, it's her
>Damn, she is actually much hotter than her Tinder photo
>I ask her to come in, we hang out in my bedroom talking about what we like, and we have in common and stuff
>No one else in the house, just the two of us
>Ohyeah.webm
>She gets closer to me and whispers in my ear "Did I come here just to talk or will you make a move?"
>Say to her in a deep alpha voice "Oh babe i'll show you why you're here right now"
>As we get closer she starts to kiss me and her hand goes straight into my pants
>Under my pants she starts to rub my dick as she gets close to my ear again
>"Read the first letter of every sentence" she whispered as she dragged me to the floor.

Educate yourself :P I did have an orgasm that day, I remember it. I couldn't shoot cum if that's what you're referring to.

> be five
> on school playground
> cute girl asks me to marry her
> I say I will when we're older
> she believes me and won't leave me alone for the next 7 years
> like, seriously will not let go of me
> hate her
> won't let me play football or anything
> "that's what boys do"
> she never grows any taller
> not a midget, perfectly proportioned, she's just
> permanently four foot tall
> never grows any boobs or anything, stays a cute girl
> kinda weird
> still not attracted in any way and getting kinda annoyed at this little thing that claws onto me every day
> one day I go and play football
> she runs onto pitch and grabs me
> pulls me to back of the field
> smacks me hard on head
> wake up with trousers down
> rapes me
> be age 11 at the moment
> next week comes, time to choose school places
> she won't go to my high school because there are gaps in the stairs and she's scared to fuck of falling down them
> thank god, rid of this thing
> be 25
> surprise surprise I'm a tranny what the fuck who saw that coming
> walking through back alley behind mall
> who do I see
> some crack whore lying on the ground in filth
> bitch still didn't get any taller

Fuck you.

you beautiful bastard

GET ON THE FLOOR

>be me
>a guy
>one day at home, usual saturday night browsing Sup Forums
>it's getting close to 3 a.m. and I start to feel horny
>go look for good non-generic porn
>there's a webm porn thread going on
>go check it out
>the generic shit is going on
>see one guy post youtube link
>no responses, get curious though
>click it and it opens a video os some amateur woman and guy kissing in bed
>soundsgood.png
>take dick out, start the action
>out of nowhere something pops loudly in my full-sized screen
>it's john cena
>god dammit
>get ready to exit video but there's something going on
>it's an actual fight
>he's with one guy at the floor both semi-naked like true wrestlers
>they keep rubbing against each other
>pay attention closely
>ohno.jpg
>feel dick starting to get hard again
>noshit.png
>can't help it
>before I notice it I have my hand wrapped around my cock
>god dammit I can't stop it
>start stroking it to the image of those two guys wrestling
>two sweaty god-like phisiques rubbing against each other on the floor like two women, except buffy and big and in leather underpants
>john cena looks directly at screen
>i'm about to reach climax
>can't help it
>pause video and blow a load directly into john cena's face
>take a look into those deep macho eyes and my cum around his muscular face
>turn off PC
>don't even wipe my cum off it
>go to bed
>still haunts me until today

d-does that make me gay Sup Forums?

>one time at school nurses office
>sick
>she notices a thread on my pants
>goes to cut it off
>cuts off my ball.

9000/10 user this is wonderful


The game.jpg

bump

lol'd

> be fifteen
> a new teacher
> she's really adorable to me but the rest of the class fuck around with her because she's new
> they keep playing pranks on her
> anyway one day they start messing around with her coffee
> remember now was science class
> daringly one guy cuts his pubes off
> burns them with a bunsen burner
> puts the ashes in her coffee
> delighted as she downs them
> they start getting even more daring
> start wiping precum on her cup
> one day she leaves the room for about ten minutes
> five guys spit and cum in her coffee
> she comes back just as class kicks out
> we all leave, including her
> I leave bag behind
> go back to get it
> see coffee cup still full on the table
> down it

alright, my turn


>be me
>14, complete betafag
>didn't know how to talk to girls
>ask someone out anyways
>just says "i dont know"
>wellfuckme.jpg
>nothing from her for days
2 weeks later
>get a call from her
>HOLYFUCKINGTITS.gif
>"hey i just wanted to tell you something about what happened a while ago'
>awaiting for a 'yes'
>hear my friend say "haha, she doesn't like you"
>they weren't going out though
>didnt hear from her until...
8 days later
>"what happened to (girl i like)?"
>"she moved yesterday to across the city"
>are you fucking serious
>i call to her again almost instantly
>"hey user, what's up?"
>"why didn't you tell me that you moved away?"
>hear a deep voice say "I will find you"
>"who is this talking right now?"
>just a loud static noise for 10 seconds, with faint screaming in the background


I never heard from her again. Police investigated, but her phone number didn't exist anymore. What the fuck happened?

bump

bumpz

Sounds like she was a bitch anyway, so dont care

Fuck me, what did I just read... Congrats on getting that past my defences.

What the hell man

...

Played.

>be me 10 years ago
>15 and horny
>hanging out with new friends
>user, lets pick up this chick we hang out with
>okay, maybe she will wanna fuck
>never had sex before so I am looking everywhere
>drink vodka
>end up under the covers with her and my friend
>she jacks us both off and talks about our dick sizes
>mineisbigger.jpg
>i stick my dick in her
>friends are watching
>we fuck all night all over the place
>mfw ten years later and I think about the fact that I lost my virginity in front of other dudes.

Nowadays that would be considered weird but we didnt give a fuck

nice fantasy op, have had similar except without all the torture.

10/10 read like 6 million times and came every time i read it

>Nowadays that would be considered weird

says who? being a cuck is very common nowadays

You were fifteen, how did you not think to just dump that shit on the floor and call it an accident?

it would be weird for a 15 year old i guess

He likes cum dumbass

>tranny
If anything youre filthy
>a girl that liked you that much
Deny her even after 7 years
Id become attracted to her after a few years regardless how she looked. You are the cancer of this society and community partially from you being "tranny" and then ruining that girls life you are fucking disgusting and i hope you get curb stomped like all "trannys" should.

>be me
>25
>friends who are a couple come over
>get drunk
>he starts fingerbanging her
>she sucks his dick
>im watching
>iwantmydicksuckedtoo.gif
>user get in here
>...wat
>skip a few months.. have had my friends jizz all over me several times.
>wtf

now its normal to fuck my friends gf with him

bump

When i was in high school there was a young teacher that legit liked me,she even told me so, but never made a move because im a big guy with an average dick and was scared to dissapoint her.

By this point she must have kids already so shit sucks.

>Be me
>Friends with nerds, hubby and wife, they have kids
>always game out over there
>basicly move in, move my pc over
>they invite me to get bj
>they invite me to sex
>great fun
>two years later they split up
>we all stop being friends
>get taken to court
>turns out one of their kids are mine
>I dont want this
>Now I pay child support for this kid
>cant live a normal life because they invited me to sex with them
>love my current gf and our kid
>wish I could get rid of the other one and the chick
>think about killing self, but love my family too much.

Family being my girl and our son, and her daughter.

mom and none of my family talk to me anymore because i want nothing to do with the other one.

I wouldn't either. But your an idiot for not using protection.

>13yo high school
>Dutch teacher always smiling to me i didnt even know what an orgasm was at the time

>told me to stay in class at the end starts talking about wierd shit
>rubs her hand over mind starts smiling
>pull my hand away and tell her i need to pe

>somehow found my email starts mailing me 'hi goodluck for the test"

>teacher left school adter a semester


>11 years later
>mfw i'm trying to look for her online
>could t even remember her name

She was a cutey too fml

>pull my hand away and tell her i need to pe

were you 13 or 6? what kind of 13yo doesn't know about sex. lies.

>16

>friend got driver license takes us to movies
>"uhmm last movie already started guys you're late"

>Fuck , what do we do now?
>lets go to the red light district

>virgin
>be 16, but look 13 with a baby face
>enter a girls booth
>WAIT A SEC KID HOW OLD ARE YOU?
>uh-uh n- nin- nineteen?
>"HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA SURE"
>It's 30 euros. Come on.

>leave with v card taken away in 15 mins
>big smile

I was 12 or 13 i def didnt know about sex nd stuff. I had my first orgasm at 14. Guess puberty kicked in late

bro when I was 13, you could buy the ENTIRE INTERNET on a fucking CD

have some perspective

indeed

I would say you were late I had my first handjob at 13. I had my first orgasm at 12 so I knew exactly what it was all about by 13

You what? How old are you, like 40?

>Be me
>Visit Sup Forums
>read some painfully obvious shitty made up story by some faggot

>be me
>17 male
>in highschool
>fuck up a class or two and end up taking summer school
>doing computer work all day
>this shit is too easy
>basically breeze through it
>start noticing one of the teachers is hovering behind me
>'I like the smell of your clothes user," she says
>she's some old broad
>brush it off as whatever she's just trying to be nice
>the next day when I'm doing work she's sitting in front of me
>no one there but her, me and some other teacher
>mfw she straight up flashes me her crotch
>>mfw I know she knows I know she did it on purpose
come to think of it I probably could have fucked her but meh i didn't care

Dinosaur doesn't have two S's you fucking retard

>i got laid

>in kindergarten
>gets boner

>the stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Nice try faggot.

kekd

Virgin detected. Would go for a 0/10 if she clinged to you.
>Beta as fuck

> that feel when you wet yourself so badly the girl next to you had to change her underwear