>Roberto Soldado
>isn't a soldier
Roberto Soldado
Austin Wood
Ryan James
>Vicente del Bosque
>Lives in the city
Benjamin Bennett
>Danny Drinkwater
>Drinks Water
/thread?
Camden Johnson
>Ian Black
>isn't black
Benjamin Edwards
> Arjen Robben
> Made of glass
Christian Williams
>Ciro Immobile
>he can actually move
Jordan Anderson
>French national team
>isn't French
Gabriel Sanders
>Robert Acquafresca
>Consists of body water
Jonathan Gomez
>French
>national
>team
Carter Jackson
>Kevin De Bruyne
>isn't Brown
Mason Carter
>Tite
>actually a human, not a tit
Henry Williams
>Slutsky
>doesn't get paid
Jose Thompson
>Schweinsteiger
>doesn't make a living out of overseeing pigs
Jaxson Morales
>Antonio Di Natale
>Born on October 13
Brody Hill
>Tsunaldo
>TSUUUS loudly at every opportunity
Bentley Ramirez
>James Milner
>Has never ground rye, wheat or barley
Thomas Campbell
>Schumacher
>Racing driver
Jason Davis
>Stan Collymore
>is a journaliste
Ian Smith
>Jamal Blackman
>Isn't a blackm...
oh wait I think I fucked the meme up lads
Jonathan Harris
>Thiago Motta
>not a panettone
Jack Flores
> Schumacher
> actually is as motionless as a shoe
Adrian Foster
He oversees his coach, almost the same.
Adam Martin
>Slutsky
>not a sexy ski master
Oliver Roberts
...
Aiden Hall
didn't he recovered?
and isnt schumacher=shoe maker
Bentley Morris
>are actually thugs and lowlives
Connor Rodriguez
No he's still in a coma
Schumacher is indeed shoemaker
Ryder Ross
>Lager Stream
>Doesn't get his players drunk
Gavin Hughes
>Rui Patrício
>listens do dadrock