Ask a guy who masturbated with a finger up his butt for the first time anything

Ask a guy who masturbated with a finger up his butt for the first time anything.

are you bisexual?

checkered

How do you calculate density?

Does stealth rock overcentralize the Pokemon metagame?

Nope. Just heard the male g-spot is in there somewhere so I gave it a shot.

What's your favorite soda?

You will be bi one day.

Just wait.

was it your finger?

How's your finger

Diet Dr. Pepper.

Suprisingly clean.

No, Pokemon metagame is now based on the same 6 Overpowered beasts. Literally to win you only need Groudon, Xerneas, Talonflame, Smeargle, Khangaskhan, Salamence and a little bit of skill.

Don't worry this fag will die from the aspartame

Absolutely not. SR and all the other entry hazards add more diversity to team builds which in turn adds more depth to the meta. Mons like talonflame easily still prevail in OU even with a crippling weakness to a specific hazard.

Gotta look harder. Stick it in a few inches and rub toward your balls. When you feel the intense tingle you've found it. Can't just rub it and bust a nut though. Need to take time and slowly massage it for a while. I do this often because I'm a closet fag

Did you smell your finger after?

Mass divided by volume

I put this up my ass, its 8 inch. About once a month, sometimes more.

My gf doesnt know, I know Im bi, I lean towards women more

Step up OP, stuff your chute

Mass divided by volume

Yeah. I was in the shower, so no smell.

Gay

Rate/10

7/10
Felt like i was trying to shit my finger out, but I had the hardest orgasm of my life.

Do you dribble instead of squirting your cum?

My cum can shoot up to my head and beyond without anything in my ass, but with something in my cum just spurts a bit, sorta dribbles

I had the opposite experience. Usually it dribbles, sometimes shoots to my waistline, but this time I shot onto my chest.

Are you a girl?

reread OP's post and find out

How much succ can the sun succ if the sun can succ succ

>no match for a lvl 1 arron

I'm not that user, but what drinks do not have it?

Aspartame is only in diet sodas. Supposedly it causes cancer. I don't believe it myself.

Huh. Looks like from google there's a lot of people stirred up about it.
Thanks, user.

How did you come to terms with being a faggot?

I had a moment of clarity and laughed maniacally for several minutes.

what's the meaning of existence?

To breed and continue the race. Sentience is a curse.