If you could resurrect anybody, who would it Sup Forums and why

If you could resurrect anybody, who would it Sup Forums and why

Martin Luther King; because it would be funny as fuck to see the liberals heads explode when he started talking about how gay marriage is wrong and how black people need the right to bare arms.

America.

Osama bin laden just to get people mad.

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Adolf Hitler.

this lil nigga

He's still alive. Have you ever seen his body? No? Then shut up, compadre.

Old Sup Forums.

Pepe

ok if hes alive the other person i'd choose is joseph stalin. So he can beat that cuck of a child adolf

Farley. He was funny.

i can get behind this.

Genghis Khan, give his horde 21st century weapons and set them lose in the middle east.

tesla

Inb4 go back to Napoleon

Uchiha Madara.

Chinggis Khan so he can make Mongolia great again. #Diedtoosoon #UnitedWorld

I need to talk to him directly. I've been losing my cool lately.

Nickola Tesla
Teach me shit
????
Profit

My Sup Forumsrother knows whats best, I hope to see you as well following in his ranks!

Can you imagine it?
>CIA resurrects Genghis and his army
>weaponize him
>instruct him to fuck up the middle east
>in return he owns the middle east, his native land + free passes for life to Disneyland.
Shit would be so cash

Biblical Jesus

>inb4 the beaner that cuts my grass

Because end of days and stuff. Bring on the end. I welcome it with open arms. The human race is a cancerous plague.

>don't really believe in the bible or god but I figured solid way to find out without killing myself first

my love life

Came here to see this post, so I could comment ">/thread". So, let's get going:

>/thread

See you, anons.

And this time give him a better battle plan

Agreed brother

Worst waste of quads I've ever seen.

GLory to the eternal horde!

Quorthon

Jimi Hendrix

The Prophet Mohammed.

My best friend

:(

What if he dunt want to come back

What happened

He never really existed. He's a mythical character. I'd rather revive Mohammed, so he would cleanse the world.

Kekd so fucking hard.

OD'ed on marijuana.

Nope

Id resurrect him just to get that nigga laid

But...which one?

ur mom

...

U made my sides hurt

This here.

How can you deny jesus but believe in Mohammed when Jesus was mentioned and quoted in the Qu'Ran more so than any other prophet?

#twofrontwar

Robin Williams. For selfish reasons.

Eddard Stark

It's b8 m8. Don't even bother.

Because muslim are liars.

Myself.

I miss him, so does everyone I know.

These dubs.

OK.

How can you resurrect someone who is still alive in Antarctica?

Killed by a drunk driver. Who survived. And is out of prison now.

My mom because obviously

I'm sorry

Hopefully Hitler could help us with our nigger and sandnigger problems

To tell her to get off 'that stuff' and that she's more appreciated than she realized.

He, just for the lulz

Your mom finally gets away from you and then you go and resurrect her, you selfish bastard.

Hitler loved Muslims, mainly because they shared his hatred of Jews.

Yeah by eliminating the whites and Jews getting in the black man's way

To tell her how much we all loved her, and that she should buckle up.

Tupac Amaru Shakur,
because why not??
Fucking faggots.

Thanks, me too. Had a wife and one-year-old son. I've thought about killing the guy a lot but I don't think he would want revenge.

She's a whore.

Leif Erikson. Have him spearhead our space conquest.

... he never died in the first place

ALL women are whores, user.

Because fuck facebook

because he's a nigger?

Honestly that's probably for the best I'm sure he didn't have much fun in prison they don't take kindly to people like him (:

less my mom

Get fucked its gonna be general De Gaulle hands down

Her, too. Mine, too. No exceptions.

hmm, interesting point. never thought about that.

though sandniggers aren't the same as Muslims. I would connotatively define "sandnigger" as someone historically from the Middle East (exempting Jews, since they mainly moved there after the state of Israel was established, or the preceding half-century).

Your fucking stupid if you actually believe that...

De Gaulle? Are you looking for someone to take American money, American equipment, American logistics, and walk down the champs ely-moon after the US has already cleared the way?

why? he would be lost in our world. what a waste of a pick.

...

mother
fucking
lenin

talk to my dick. directly.

you are talking about my mom playa? you wanna trouble? hun? you wanna trouble? you wanna your head thrown into a wall? cause i'm here for you bitch.

For awhile, then he would crack our world and invent some shit.

2 sun

Your dick is dukkha. It cannot offer me enlightenment.

Mao Zedong, he killed a lot of people and his name is funny

myself, and have it activate 1 day after my death

I would Resurrect Micheal Jackson right outside Macaulay Culkin's house, just to watch him booby trap his house to avoid being molested again.

kek, i have told many that it would.

Ok Satan

You have lied.

kekd

beat me to it
too soon though

how the "Hell" do you know my name, or atleast one of them, did the 666 give it away, ill try harder next time to keep the identity hidden

>Hitler's not cryogenically frozen

Saddam Hussein. Not an attempt to troll ir be funny, i mean it. He kept these sand nigger terrorists in check. Killed and tortured his own people and left us the fuck alone. We need him back in SandLand