Wat would you do to my aunt?

Wat would you do to my aunt?

Paper bag over head. After that, surewhynot.

Put a bag over her face

Have sex with her without a bag on her face because I'm actually an adult male.

Put a plastic bag over her head

Enjoy your downy o-face.

You niggas crazy, having a skank desperately suck you off while you move your cock around is the hottest shit.

Enjoy your hand and undeserved sense of entitlement.

doggie style

Face is better in this one

have her make so tamales

Tell her to get the fuck out of my booth.

No,it isn't.

Kill it with fire.

Bag over face

No its not

Recommend her a good/better plastic surgeon.

Haha. Alright, kiddo.

Post a picture of yourself, Adonis.

I'd burn the bitch alive because she looks possessed

>kiddo.
We've established that I'm the adult here.

Pretend my phone rang and walk away talking to no one very angrily. Also, I think that thing used to be a dude.

Punch her in her bulldog face and make her eat a nigger turd

It's rare that you find a person that takes care of their appearance as totally and genuinely ugly but here one is. She has the aesthetics of an overflowing dumpster and her face looks like it has the shape and texture of melted plastic.

Poke her in the eye.

Hahaha not much better

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Meltman, with the power to...MELT!

Sup Forums would fuck you, your aunt, your dog, your dad, or your car. Sup Forums will fuck literally anything. Doesn't change the fact that your ugly twat of an Aunt is abhorrent to any normal human

bag over dick and SURPRISE ANAL

>he's from not-America
>he posts his opinions as if they matter

Nothing.

Jokes on you asshole, NYfag reporting. Doesn't matter though, even a right minded eurocuck wouldn't fuck that without a hijab

Older pic, she used to be a stripper

Post nudes or hot pics and leave

I'd fuck her

THIS

She looked way better before, bet she still got a rockin body, pott her actual body now fammello.

>implying an American would save a webm of soccer
>ever

I'd hit it. Sauce?
Also how old is she?

Well in THAT case...
2 bags over dick and SURPRISE ANAL
nudes plz u faggot

No shit. The needle marks all over her arms and hands scream "will suck dick for a hit".

Still, I'd tittyfuck the shit outta them knockers.

This slut doesn't even look like the op.

You think she'd let me go bareback and nut in her?
cuz i'd do that.

not this fucking thread again

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The crooked nose is undeniable.

>implying an American with a thing for tough chicks would let the sport she's playing interfere with his personal enjoyment of quality content
I didn't even mean to post that anyway desufampai

maybe cast her as some sorta inbred witch character on Game of thrones. Someone who will make fans uncomfortable when we show a giant fucking her.

>a thing for tough chicks
When are you planning on telling your dad you're a queer?

Get her to tell her nephew to stop posting her pic every fuckin week

She is very attractive actually

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Send her to an AA meeting

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I would eat her shit user. Post more

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Put it out of its misery

throw an Elvira costume on her, give her a couple shots of vodka, then bend her over and cum in her ass.

Would hit it but not admit it to a soul...

Fucking patrician

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those are manly hands...

Set her free back in to the wild

>wanting a high maintenance prissy bitch over a girl that can handle her own shit and still be qt
Enjoy dealing with that shit, user.
I bet you're one of those fags that argues over feminine dicks on /d/ to pretend you still have your masculinity

You're too much of a coward to bet. You let your tough guy girlfriend do that for you. Fag.

this is what lifes all about. i need more

Got you bruh

Gonna need some behind action going on pal.

Don't have any ass shots bruh, sorry

id rather do things to your cousin tbh

euthanize her

Yea she's pretty hot too haha don't have any other pics of her atm

find her fb or something m80

That is college soccer and that school is near St Louis

>thinking that makes a difference
Time to turn in your man card.

he could be an amerifag that likes soccer

American men don't like soccer. Why is this so hard for you to understand, Liam?

Nah can't do that bruh. Besides most of what I've posted isn't on there anyway

Damn, that threesome would be off the fucking chain.

Haha yea for sure

Kurt Cobain treatment then give it a crack

She looks like your average busted up ex stripper mental case.

run away before she steals Christmas

kek

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This

I want to have consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation with her.
After that, I want to put my dick in her butthole.

What about my cousin Sup Forums?

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Sell her into white slavery and use the proceeds to buy a HUMMER 2

probably punch her in the temple and book it for funzies. or jump on her back and pull her hair and ride her while she runs around.

Send her to rehab

Put her in rehab and make her pay