Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Claim your waifu and discuss

Obligatory claim.

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youtube.com/watch?v=H47ow4_Cmk0
twitter.com/AnonBabble

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Megumin claimed~
>woke up in the middle of the night edition

Thanks for the bread handsome~

Kud claim

Fair enough, I can see what you're referring to now when you say 'self'. I still believe that beyond self-awareness there is something greater to be understood though. Not just the state of being, but the unique state of being we each experience.

And as you said in different words, our perception is utterly fallible. We can't know for sure that anything exists other than our 'self'. But if this perception is fallible, and all we have is our perception, can we even be sure of our 'self'?

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Akiko claimed, best and most beauftiful waifu

I should prababy stop drinking

I'm so very srorry for you m8 ill drink one in your honor
if it some sort of compensation if I take antibiotics I get seizures and die so if i ever get a serious infection i am severly fucked

i.4cdn.org/f/Gaytale.swf

Milinda claim
>Almost done typing

Im usually here late at night too but I havent seen you!
Also new drift car? Do tell

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Dio-sama...

Punished kyouko

Helloo megumin

that pic is SAVAGE

That makes me feel better Akiko, we'll call it a fair trade-off.

O shit waddup?

Lel, I got you homie.

>Best idol claimed

10/10 deep dark fantises

You beat me this time :(

Cool.
I have no idea what that means, but cool.

>Rattle on, gotta find the queen of all my dream
Pretty sure that's how that song goes.

Shinoa is always savage

Thanks mang

There's a herbal store by splash town where I live but check Walgreen

I'm a good boi. Only time I got drunk was when i was two

Oh

You guys are best guys
holy fuck

Hello Yuno~ What's up tonight?
>here come dat boi
I woke from from a 4 hours sleep~
What about you~?

You're welcome, cute stuff.

Sorry you didn't get that much sleep, must be tired from watching your sister.

Sorry, buddy.

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Eating some chicken I just grilled.

Tenryuu claimed

I need more Friday.

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FINALLY FUCKING DONE TYPING!
Here you go Maki and Mirai
So for the past few days my old boss (for my Helicopter job) has been calling me non-stop. I was ignoring him because I was still mad. Yesterday my lawyer called and told me to meet him this morning at my old bosses office. I was mad my old boss was forcing my lawyer into this but I went either way. I needed to ask my lawyer some questions anyways. So I got there and walked into the office to find my old boss and my lawyer waiting for me. My old boss turned to me and said. "For the last few weeks I have been helping the other 2 pilots torture the shit out of that old bastard that's trying to sue you. We have flown 50 feet over his barn every hour from 9pm to 9am every day. we also helped the kid who was shot to set up a lawsuit against him and we brought your case to the media with the help of your lawyer. Yesterday that old shithead said he was dropping the case and you are free to go." I was so taken aback I almost passed out right there... Then he said, "I couldn't let one of the best pilots i've ever had the pleasure of working with go out like that. Im offering you your job back plus a 25% raise and a official position as a pilot. No more co-pilot and ground crew for you." At this point i'm actually crying like holy shit I did not see this coming in any way... Then to top it all off, he yells towards the door, "Come on in." and the kids I saved came in through the door. They shook my hand and called me a hero.

I am literally crying all over my keyboard right now....

No (You).

Fuck you Spike.
I've honestly just been trying to ruin this community for the past few months through different personas and methods.

I genuinely hate it and most of you

I love how you fags complain about reddit, people from reddit.. If it's not reddit it's tumblr. I've spent so little time on either one I don't even know why you complain.

I've seen some good porn on tumblr, and high profile amas on reddit. That's about it.

These threads are some next level circlejerk (coming from someone that used to be part of the biggest circlejerk on Sup Forums), but drift car caught my attention.

I guess I'll claim my waifu.

Hello again.
Enjoy the upcoming weekend

ruri

Lead this place already

You cannot doubt doubt.

Drift car?

yis.
i got a sponsorship
needed to get a new one anyway in order to keep my daily driver a daily driver

picked up a s14 with a blown engine and a fucked up interior
also got a LS1 engine, now i just need to get basically everything else and do a ton of work to the new car.


i have yet to name my new car though, so you niggers can help name my new car

>good boi
>i was two
Top kek Shinoa...

Thanks Akiko, You too :)

kek stick around for a bit then. Hotaru is the one with the drift car.
Also welcome.

my waifu

Can't fight cancer with cancer, kid. If you want to change community, you have to ferry out what you hate and introduce what you want.
Good luck.
I would be leading it from one dumpster to the next.

You made everything right what you can make right. Congrats on your promotion.

And that pic gets danker every time I see it.

MILINDA YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME CRY TOO HOLY SHIT

so happy for you, man. shit's back on track already!

Well you can try but it's pretty damn hard to live like that.

That shows me who the true tumbrinas and reddit fags are. All of you

People here complain about Reddit and Tumblr?

Really, I've seen rarely of either lately in the threads.

Damn, that's a nice happy ending I guess.

Congrats.

Mirai back with QOTT

Was drunkenly walking around Walmart with flask necklace and could have sworn I heard someone call "Mirai? Is that you?"

If someone figured out your waifu identity in public, what would you do?


Turned out the person didn't say Mirai, but still made my heart skip a beat.

It's alright
At least I got to sleep for more than 2 hours~
Up to anything tonight?
>check'd
Got some rice on the side too?~
That's fucking awesome friend!
Congrat-fucking-lation~
You're the awesome one!

youtube.com/watch?v=H47ow4_Cmk0

That a new copy pasta by the way.
Like i'd actually dedicate time to mildly annoying people on the internet. I can do that on accident. lol
You know i love you bb
But really, fuck you.

Oh really? Thats awesome!
>s14
Nice car. An LS1 is a lot of power... Make sure your careful! Good luck with it!

Drift car.
I might as well. Reimu has no thread tonight, and I don't feel like doing any fortune telling myself. Let's see just how similar this thread is to back then.

Easily can. What if you have too much anxiety.
You should doubt crazy thoughts and change perspective.

It can easily get better from this point.

Working claim.

And dishwasher guy is here just as I get off break.

Miho claimed

I are back.

magical patissiere

"o shit waddup"
I'd react the same way as when someone you don't know recognize you
Welsome back~

Probably desperately try to convince them to come back to my house for anime n chill.

What's up tank girl?

Not much.
Who is gunna shame me for it?

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>pats

Question who they are.

My father did bring rice but Im just having the chicken standalone

Iowa claim

I told you I'm always right. Congratulations.

>posting rattle rattle
stop (You)
nothing

Kek, if someone here were to figure out where I am.

I'd be genuinely shocked and laugh my ass off.

That's great, I'm happy you got some rest either way, beautiful.

Me? Nope, just fiddling with my camera. You?

I don't really understand why the fuck you, but ok.
I'm tired and sow right now. Don't confuse me.
I'm going to start using this more often. I love it.
Better is a matter of perspective. What is normal to the spider is chaos to the fly.

BEST NISE

dude flask necklace is that liek a necklace but also a bottle with booze in it? I m having really weird ideas now
But anyway I'd confront the fucker and if he talked shit about akiko id punch the fucker in the jaw
no one gets to disrespect her in my face and gets away with it

OH MY GOD DUDE!!! FUCKING HAPPY FOR YOU

I can share it if you want me to

Thanks Shiro!

Whoa

You can try, but the fact that doubt exists is proof of the self. Remember, cogito ergo sum. I think, therefore I am.

Doubt is impossible to doubt. To doubt doubt is merely to doubt.

Hello. Just got done streaming MGS V.

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That's what I would say. Whoa

>shinoa

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oops wrong picture

Kek.

'Who are you again?'
My only reaction, really.

Whatcha up to?

Likewise.

Sounds blissful, just been sitting around chilling.

Don't we all Doc.

Holy shit that's amazing man! So glad everything worked out in the end, congrats you deserve it!

Oh well kek

Skulls :^)

But i'm all about those mixed signals, Spike.

But yeah,
"I've honestly just been trying to ruin this community for the past few months through different personas and methods.

I genuinely hate it and most of you"
Is a new copy pasta. Filling you in on the latest in shitposting technology or whatever.

I'm quite curious how that mistake came to be, but alright. Lol
Hi Barry

Thanks friend. I really appreciate it. :)

IM SO SORRY I DIDNT MEAN TO MAKE YOU CRY TOO!
Thanks so much. I honestly dont know what I would have done without all of you in these threads

Thanks Kyouko.
How are you doing today?

Thanks Megumin!
>Also welcome back qt

Well I hope you enjoy your time here. Your always welcome to stop in. Nice to meet you by the way.

Hey Iowa!
Thanks bro. You really were right :)

Thanks Shinoa! Hopefully I wont always be sad on here anymore. Things are finally turning around for me.

Thanks Maki.
>Couldn't have done it without your support

saved rapist doggo in wrong folder lol

Depends which one of the people in this thread it is, if its hand I fuck him before he fucks me since that's the only way I can see our meeting going, if its anybody else I try and weeb it up with them.

cute as fuck

Fuck yeah everything worked out for you. Glad to see you in high spirits now.

>Lots of hugs

Yes Nurse, everyone wants more Friday.

Im done with my Friday tbh. Just want it over.
>mfw having Saturday off

Fucking skulls.

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I definitely subscribe to the idea of methodological skepticism. That's the only way to live nowadays or else you end up getting trapped in the fantasy presented to us nonstop.

It's just so great to see things turned around. We only get a few days like that in our lives, so enjoy it.

Aww
How'd you like the chicken you made?
Thank you hand~
I'm just chilling with some music
Parents came back with a side-by-side~
Watch out or Cipher~
>shit joke
>just been sitting around chilling.
You and I friend~
I'm so happy for ya~
Imma open one for you and drunk myself!
>tomorrow

All meetings will end in sex.
It has already been established.
No exceptions.

We should meet btw.

>you got both dubs though
Yea reaction pics and waifu pics are like drugs and alcohol
both are nice but you dont fucking mix them bro what the fuck are you doing?

I'm doing good, will head to sleep soon-ish I guess, it's 7AM

>but you dont fucking mix them bro

Unless you really want to have fun!

Probably be spooked as fuck because someone figured out I'm a total weeb.
Anytime. Really happy things are looking up for you.

>mind games

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HELL YA!!! That's what I'm fucking talking about. You get what you deserve, Mili, and you deserve that title, pay raise, and more, my friend. Congratulations and thank Gwenneth the tide has turned. I'm ecstatic for you.
>irl screaming and jumping up in down because drunk af in Walmart

Pretty sure they're calling the police.

yes you do (^:

>Barry

But you can question doubt

Oh, ok.. That's cool I guess. I don't really go for old pasta. I'll just shit post on my own.

p.s. GET OLDER jfc maybe get some boobs or something.
Meet up with me. The sex will be with my pet cat.
He hates strangers though and will claw the ever living fuck out of you

jk i dont have a cat I'll be the one killing you

Yeah...

>if its hand I fuck him before he fucks me since that's the only way I can see our meeting going
You little rat fuck.
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>All meetings will end in sex.
So when you coming down here?

Welcome back, beautiful. What you up to?

I did say that a while back that any meet up between people in these threads could only end in an orgy.
Time and place fagit.

It turned out well, Im satisfied

Good people always win out in the end. Old salty farts who try to sue for shitty reasons are the reason Americans have such a bad rap for lawsuits. So fucking happy that you managed to get that all sorted back out, and your old boss sounds like he loves having you there. You cant ever say that he wouldnt look out for you man.
You deserve that job, and fuck that old shitter.
Id drink for you, but Im at work, so Ima just try and dedicate a pepsi to ya.

Will do. Will say, I don't think I know anyone else that's watched HO. Good choice in waifu to you.

So, you're a heli-pilot?