Ok tards

Ok tards
I'm building my DND champion for tomorrow nights game. My DM let me roll using six D20's and the results are as follows: 1, 10, 12, 15, 16, 19.
My question is what the fuck do it do with that one???

Con

int
play orc
can't speak or understand language bc int 3+ is required for that

What kind of garbage GM uses d20s for stats?

what system uses d20s for stat rolls

one that doesn't understand that the uber hardcore character creation uses 3d6 to avoid a stat of 1

Play a two stat character like a fighter, or Ranger. The 15, 16 and 19 are decent. What edition?

Bard.

I suggested he accepted, end off.
basically one stat is to be a right off and have some major flaws (i.e: INT cant speak, CON stage 5 cancer)

I had a friend who played a wizard w/ a dex and str of 1
the character was quadriplegic
bought a floating disk to move around
took still spell
took heavy armor proficiency
became floating tin can that shot fireballs

This

That shits pretty tempting.
Basically max the other three stats.

with racial bonuses you could start with a stat at 21
if the gm allows exotic races, that could be as high as 23
that is insanely powerful for a starting character

Be a mountain dwarf fighter. All you do is grapple.
Grapple enemies with +12 to the ability check. Then move no more than half your speed, by your allies, granting them OAs. You can grapple one enemy for every free arm you have.

Lightfoot Halfling ranger/rogue dual class. You can hide behind creaturea larger than you. You can also hide as a free action with a +11 by level 5. Pop out and make a ranged attack with advantage every turn.

Assuming it's 5th...

I was sort of leaning towards an orc.
I'm running with two elves at present so the could present problems.

Appearance,
you are hideously deformed , put 1 in Charisma however you compensate with high intelligence and wisdom, you have a warm and understanding voice.

I see no problem
just refer to your party members as "emergency rations"

...

refer to the game as the one that had me kicked from the house.

Dm has just suggested i play something he brews up, like flumph, low STR or CON.

Ok, what yah gotta do is make a half-orc. Name him pretty boi (yes, "boi" with an i) and give him the following stats

STR 19
DEX 15
CON 16
INT 1
WIS 10
CHA 12

He will strong and pretty, but not smart

what edition?

don't you need like... hands to cast spells?

Not all. Some just require concentration. If I'm not mistaken.

only spells with a somatic component
and those spells are the only ones affected by arcane spell failure
that is why he took still spell

5E
I was thinking maybe i could swing something like a pixie, 1 STR and just magic all day.

might work
not sure about 5th
but most editions racial and size modifiers do not reduce an ability below 1

yeah, but doesn't fireball have M component as well?

no listed value
the material component can be removed with the Eschew Materials feat, which sorcerers get at first level

No size modifiers in 5th. Making small/tiny races more viable.

sweet

Kek

so glad my group abandoned official D&D after a year of playing 4th
Pathfinder is such a better system

Well I've just set the dm to drawing up a template for a pixie, looks like we are playing a rouge, druid and wizard pixie