What are some funny/witty ways to start a conversation with some girl on tinder? Been out of the game for 2 and a half years and now I'm fresh single.
What are some funny/witty ways to start a conversation with some girl on tinder...
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>Hey so you're on Tinder too ?
I don't know I've tried different methods and nothing seems to ever work
Try harder
Maybe the girls accidentally swipe right for you
"Hi nice to meet you,
I hope you are not going to be like my last date, which turned out to be a transvestite policeman called tiffany"
"do you have a penis? "
"great, I prefer girls without a penis. This is chat is sounding very promising already!"
Do NOT start off with "Hey" or "Hi". She gets plenty of those, yours will be lost in the sea of others.
Dont send pff short messeges. Unless you want her to start ignoring you.
When in doubt, try to have her talk about herslef more often than not.
Standard tips. The usual.
>implying you go on tinder for dates
Yeah that's standard, unless you're some chad, you have to have some funny bullshit made up, they usually like the use of their name in a joke or pun
tell her you dig her boobs and you want to plow a garden
bumop
somebody on okcupid here? any success stories?
The most popular guy on Tinder always opened with this line.
Monday, Tuesday:
>What trouble did you get up to last weekend?
Wednesday, Thursday, Friday:
>What trouble are you going to get up to this weekend?
Saturday, Sunday:
>What trouble are you getting up to this weekend?
It's a simple question with suggestive tones. Works every time.
>Your eyes have this crazy look that tells me you're the type of girl that'd slice my tyres/tires, key my car and leave my stuff burning on the sidewalk.
See now you've caught her attention by standing out from all the other 'hey'ers. Of course you'll need a good personality to play it off if she actually takes it seriously with a 'I'd never do that' or some shit.
>Hey girl wanna fuck?
>"You you have any stamps? I'm trying to start a collection."
If she says no.
>"Damn. That's the only reason I messaged you."
You'd have to be a chad for that to work
depending on the profil of the girl, i just ask " what you prefer : Hand or leather beld..."
sometimes it works...
That sounds okay I guess, maybe it'll work.
This is pretty good.
This might work.
works for me...
>oh shit, waddup
>up to
You mean in to? What the fuck is that shit.
>hand or leather beld
all of my wat
Wow, you are really cute. I see you have a great taste in men too
You're not autistic enough OP
Have you ever slept with a black guy?
- No...
- me neither.
P.s works inly if you white.
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2/?
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Creep/10
4/?
the girls generally know what I mean.. especially if they list "50 shades of grey" in their favourite booklist
"Hey! Someone who is [commonly use women's name]. That's a nice change of pace."
I don't think I've come across a(n) [less common female name] on here before. It's cute."
5/?
Daaauuyyym where did you find that hoe
My advice is: don't use it
>leather beld
>sometimes it works
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