Waifu claiming bread

Waifu claiming bread
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QOTT: If you were to recommend trying the series your waifu belongs to someone, what would you tell him?

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You're in the thread and this gal slaps you're waifu's ass.
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konata claimed

>pic

Britfag Maki Claim

I will be gentle and keep anyone else who wants to do it away from you.

Pass out in excitement.

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Makoto claimed
>5 minutes till I can go home
Time can't move fast enough right now.

I am fine, just watched some anime on stream.
How's your life going?

I'd tell him to never talk to me or mai waifu ever again.

More seriously
I wouldn't recommend KanColle to anybody.
>KanColle was a mistake
Although the anime is okay.

Aww. You'd miss all the interesting bits.

Pretty well! Certainly can't complain. Just a little pressed for time occasionally.
I always seem to have more work than time.

>I'd tell him to never talk to me or mai waifu ever again.
Savage.
>KanColle was a mistake
You still grinding daily?
>Although the anime is okay.
It does have its funny moments and stunning visuals but it felt a bit bland. Maybe because it didn't have Tsuzu. I still enjoyed the game more than the anime.
>Aww. You'd miss all the interesting bits.
Implying I don't miss them already.

By the way, today I bought some chilli seeds and put them in a hotchpotch, can't wait till will grow up and eat some.

No, it isn't okay. It kind of sucks.

>You still grinding daily?
I kinda gave up on that a few days ago.
>I still enjoyed the game more than the anime.
At least the anime sort of ends.
KanColle grind never does.
>Implying I don't miss them already.
You do have a point.

It only works okay for KanColle palyers, I guess.

>working on topsters since it's back
>two albums left
>close all tabs by mistake

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>claiming yume
really great music and lovely characters
Slap her ass really hard
>probably break my hand while doing so but do it anyway
seeing that gif and reading your text... I can't think of not reading that in a high pitched voice suitable for a 13y old

Make sure there's no standing water anywhere but neither let the substrate get too dry. Avoid direct sunlight for the first 2 weeks or so.

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>bounce bounce
Still here
Kotori claim

>I kinda gave up on that a few days ago.
How much did you give up on KC? Entirely or still sortieing and practicing once in a while?
>At least the anime sort of ends.
Right, but the end was pretty lame, the only thing I remember about it was all shipgirls getting together in a sort of nakama fashion.
>KanColle grind never does.
It ends when you realize its a boring timesink. I feel kinda bad that they're not putting all that art into a better game but hey... tons and tons of people do play it, maybe the grind is just not for my taste.
>You do have a point.
Just one?

Just once..?
Even if your hand breaks you have two of them.

Hey Galko-chan!

And Hi Konata!

I guess. You watching anything?

Thanks for the tips, Hats.
They are actually very useful, didn't know that.

>being 13 years old
What are you implying, Yume?
Chen is a grown up girl.

moght as well put a
QOTT: What is /waifu/'s dream car

>Doge snek

Hi Tsuzu. It's nice to see you.

hey qt 22/7 how are you doing?
probably one of those cars covered in anime drawing, i dunno

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Don't need no car.

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how should I be able to write comments here when I have 2 broken hands?
that might be the case but still I can't read it with another voice
she probably don't know what a car is as they seem to have forgotten everything from the "normal" world

I need to cool it with the morning rush home. Weaving in between cars that are about a car length apart going 80 mph and then coming to a stop in about 30 feet from 80 can NOT be good for my brakes.

>How much did you give up on KC? Entirely or still sortieing and practicing once in a while?
Not sure yet.
I should have stayed away from browser games tbh.

>Just one?
I hope this is no penus reference.

Not very, but I still have to finish a few old things I stated (re)watching.

Hmh,, no problem. It's important to not use earth with a lot of nutrients if you grow from seeds. There's special earth mixes for it.
If you repot regularily you don't really have to use fertilizer to any big extent. The most critical thing is keeping the humidity of the earth right, especially once you put it into the sun, they can get very thirsty. Generally when the first set of real leaves has developed (the second on the whole, generally) well you can put them outside, weather permitting.

Happy to see you, too!

I lack faith. No Crusading in weeks.
Shameful.
But I can't complain beyond that.

I mistook the question for what would your waifu want, I don't really care about cars, just a simple car would do
stay safe on the road ;-;
I'll pray for you cupcake ;-;

Okay, it's fine anyway.

I will take care of it.

>I hope this is no penus reference.
Ugh, no it's not, just me being me.

Make sure to read a bit about it! All plants and even strains are a bit different, but it's not hard to do it well! Just don't panic and never overwater!
At least not for more than half an hour or so.

Thanks, Konata-chan!

I have some more work to do; but I'll be lurking still!

You're my favorite peanut butter

Is that Soingyokusaiseyo link you found on 320kbps?

I mean, I'm changing out the tires soon. I'll probably get new brake pads while I'm at it since the tire will be off and all. It'll be real soon too. Tires balding in the middle hard. Not good for traction.
Anyways, finally home and tired. Gunna get some very needed sleep. Night everyone.

Good thing I'm cool, I guess.

Yep.
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Basically trying to commit suicide by way of saxo.

>Basically trying to commit suicide by way of saxo.
Reminds me of futurama death by snu-snu. Thanks!

No! Nevermind... I do wish my remarks were pointier.

good luck
nighty night

redid toppy im tired ;-;

such a great pic
its never fine
just remember if nothings left everything is right

Akiko claimed

Well I finished the demo, worked all night and day and another night on it to finish it and then I fucking overslept 8 hours missing my fucking presentation moment
Isn't life just fucking great?

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Sup.
>then I fucking overslept 8 hours missing my fucking presentation moment
How fucked are you?

Oh well... shit happens?
I feel really sorry for ya
How bad is this on a scale from 1-american?

>mfw deer

I was driving to work and a big ass deer jumped in front of my car
It was 6am and this fucker suicided on my car, his antler came through my windshield, broke the left lense out of my glasses and got me in the eye.

I hate deers so much.
I can't see out of my left eye

Hey Homu
moderately fucked
I'll just tell them the truth, show some dedication
I've sent them the full build and an apology but I haven't gotten a reply yet

I'd say it's a bit double sided. It depends on how human they decide to be. No money was lost so they probably don't care as much as I do. Yes I don't get to show it to their faces but I'm hoping they will appreciate my 36-hour shift working on it and just check out my demo. I put a pretty clear tutorial and a basic level in it, nothing too complicated

Sorry about your eye bro
Fuck deer so much. They come into our yard and fuck everything up, the have ticks that give you lyme disease and they look cute until you hear the fucking sounds they make.
Fuck deer and their shitty depth perception

I can't see out of my right one.
Drunk driving.

whats the point of the black line, i know its a penis

>konata

no you don't it's censored

she looks really happy so at least shes enjoying herself

Sucks, hopefully they will understand so just relax as that's all you can do now. When do we get the demo?
>I put a pretty clear tutorial and a basic level in it, nothing too complicated
Did you get to use those puns on the tutorial?

>QOTT: If you were to recommend trying the series your waifu belongs to someone, what would you tell him?
That it's a wonderfully admotspheric dark thriller with one of the best female characters in anime.

I'm gonna put an extra level in there before releasing the build for you guys. It feels really short now, I can complete the 2 levels in 2 minutes (one is the tutorial) which means you guys will be done in 5 minutes I guess. I'd feel bad giving you this little stuff to play
>tfw you die in the tutorial of your own game

I almost felt bad, but then I thought about my eye and I was happy that fucker died.
Stupid pieces of shit and their stupid ass jumping in front of cars.

Cars sucks

It's my least favorite pixar movie

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Cars 2 was worse

>QOTT
It's shit
unless you like harems
which are shit

I'd rather not watch it, but yeah it probably is

I'd tell them it's an amusing anime to watch but not to expect a great plot. It's really just for enjoyment

Deer detected
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Hey Hatsu, it's been a while
Then again I've been really busy so maybe I just missed you

The deer are following me ;^;

Nooo, I'm kinda busy, too. If anything it's my fault.
I'm happy to see you.

>I'd feel bad giving you this little stuff to play
I wouldn't mind having a sneak peak like that.
>tfw you die in the tutorial of your own game
You probably played it a million times so its bound to happen once or twice, but I like reading that, means it is somewhat difficult, I will be looking forward to speedrun your game if its good for that.

What kind of dere are you interpreting?

My waifu a strong

>Touches the metal thingie

The one with good taste?
not-Sup Forums-dere
Sounds so negative, hmm.

Tharja.

cute

I am awake.

Kyouko claimed.

Top tier waifu from top tier scene from top tier movie from top tier series.

>The one with good taste?
That explains why everyone gets a heart but me.
>Sounds so negative
Fits the person you're dealing with.

Kyouko!

Liara

It's good to see you're back
I finished a shitty demo for my game. I'm going to my dad's place where I'll make another level or 2 and then I'll release the demo build for you guys

Making another level shouldn't be hard, I'll just copypaste environment and rearrange it, should teka me a few hours tops

>You probably played it a million times
You got that right
I'm not sure wether or not you should even be able to die in the tutorial, but I should just git gud

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Good morning qt.

It's the cutest waifu again

Homu! Hope you're doing good!

Hello Maki, how are you doing?

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You can't seriously be jealous of what little attention I give to Peaches or Chen.
Since I'm not here forever I have to be pretty direct.
You on the other hand.. you have means of talking to me any time.
How often do you do it?
This doesn't really bother me because of me, but it's not fair towards other people, and considering what we talked about you should understand, too.
>wew lad

Sounds exciting! Completing something is important, even if it's not perfect.
Better than a hundred unfinished projects.

I wanna plow the doll

I've been here the whole time, just been playing some League with bros.

Why you still lurking? Join in.

Pretty good, you?

Just heading to the store will be back soon

Too bad.
I'm an old fag and even spent time on desuchan when it was really active , and my one regret is not being able to convince my gf to cosplay so I could rail her in that green dress.

I will..

I'll cosplay

You two being tsundere as fuck

It's still pretty shitty. I only had 3 weeks to go from idea to finished demo so of course it's full of bugs and glitches. It'll take me some time to flesh it out more inbetween studies and not giving a shit

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>my one regret is not being able to convince my gf to cosplay
What are you? Some kind of cuck? Just tell her to put it on.

>should take me a few hours tops
Good to know, I hope you get on it soon.
>I'm not sure wether or not you should even be able to die in the tutorial
That's a matter of personal taste and how hard you want your own game to be, both choices are correct but there is one thing I know. The game over screen was made to be seen!

I'm okay, studies aren't going too well since yesterday. What about you?

>You can't seriously be jealous of what little attention I give to Peaches or Chen.
Are you sure? It might take years but one day we will understand each other, but I guess it's not fair to be jealous of that. So you compensate that little attention through symbols? I wonder if I should cut my time with you to make it more meaningful, but that would be hard too.

Pillows.

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I'm not tsundere, b-baka.

But it's good you keep going forward.
Poring endlessly over mistakes isn't very productive.
>and a poorly paid job

I'm doing good, just woke up and deciding what I should do.

>studies aren't going too well since yesterday
That's not good, what happened?

See above!

>I'm not tsundere, b-baka.
But you are.

I've asked, she won't cosplay. She's impossible to convince, and I'm not that big of a bitch to get pissed over it. Would have just loved to do it.

I wish you luck!
dat gif
hey

Indeed