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I would pick the second
With technology like that i bet i could do pretty much all the other things on that list

I would go with 3

2 for sure

I'm 31 and I don't want to get any older. I'm sticking with 1.

Dont understand #6. But if it is that you can do anything you want for up to 5 minutes without repercussions and can turn back time afterwards...and do that repeatedly, I'm game for that. can easily get my nut off in 5 mins

It's not as great as you may think

so number one means you don't die?
but would die to like a gunshot or something

3
If i chose technology from 100 years, wouldnt know how the fuck to use it.

2, I am in need of the newest tech

Hi trump

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You can just create the next best thing and become rich as hell

You won't die from old age I geuss. But everything else like diseases will kill you eventually.

unless you live long enough to where technology reaches a point where disease isnt a threat to humanity anymore

5 so I can gtfo of cancerous society and be a mystic mountain man

I'll take 4 pls

Think if you could bring an average person from 100 years in the past and gave him current technology. Would he be able to know how to use it, and how effective would he be at using it? I'm confident there would be point of frustration that he would give up.

4,5 and 6 are all terrible choices.

Choice 3 could be good, you could become a billionaire and loved by everyone. But you would have no one to relate to and live a solitary lifestyle.

Choice 1. doesn't really make any sense, because you still age but except you just look the same. This pretty much means you cannot have a long term relationship or a job. People will be freaked out by you.


I think choice 2 for sure. If not use the technology yourself, you could sell it and become rich and help humans progress faster.

The only problem with 5 is it doesn't say you can control them just talk to them so I'm assuming a wolf or something will just kill you

>because you still age but except you just look the same
Where does it say you would still age? Seems like 1 is vague and open to interpretation.

Having the highest IQ literally does nothing if you don't apply it, and that takes work. Pointless. If the conditions were to acquire all knowledge in the world, it would be better.

my interpretation is that you are still aging because you die. So you would experience all the things that come with age, like disease, pain, fatigue

But if you stay at your prefered age you won't age?

I would pick 1.

4

Until death doesn't necessarily mean natural causes. You're leaving out unnatural causes like homicide, suicide, and such.

I feel 6 is the best answer.

Faggots read it and go, "Wow, 5 minutes to go back in time and talk with senpai some more! I'll remember to comb the Cheetos dust out of my neckbeard and off of my chins this time."

It's literally something that you wouldn't use on a daily basis until you were bored enough and just engaged 5 minutes of a rapetacular murderfest. Seriously. Bad service at the restaurant? Set the fucking thing alight. Some cunt cut you off in traffic? Push them off the road.

It would genuinely be the ultimate stress relief. You don't really fuck up or want to redo shit on a daily basis (and if you do, you must be irreversibly socially inept anyway) so the power would really be like that one good potion you save all game then never end up using.

Day finished? Yep. Saved your power all day in case Muslims shoot up your workplace, but that didn't happen today? Yep. Well shit it's 11pm, might as well go for a drive through the middle of the shopping centre or go throw your TV off the roof or some shit. Nothing else to do and not like it'll do any harm in the long run.

The ultimate boredom killer for your entire life since it's not like your circumstances won't change anyway, along with all the benefits of exploiting the ability to get rich and woo bitches or some shit.

1. Have to live a solitary life because people would catch on after a while and try to kill you or study you.

2. Would not likely know how to use any of it.

3. More intelligence /=/ more knowledge. Still have to apply it and learn like before.

4. This one is good. Multiple applications.

5. This one is also good.

6. Only good if you make poor life choices often. Or you were one of those kids that cheated at Choose Your Own Adventure books.

It means your still going to die when you normally would. You just look and feel like a certain age until then. Say you want to be 25 than you will be "25" until you die at literal 90

if you did all that shit you would be caught

i never thought about it, but with 4 you could eat plastic or mercury or whatever.

1st choice would b 6
2nd choice,Moro ably risky cuz world might've gone to shit wud b 2
3rd choice wud ne number 3 but it might b best though because u might never need the time travel option due to being smart enough not to need it and u cud probably invent tech that wud seem to b hundreds of years before its time. Maybe find out how to stay young while ur at it and talk to them animals

>stab a guy in the eye

>"hey he did it!"

>even if a cop is magically there, he arrests you

>rewind time

>oh look everything's fine because you're not a fucking mong

What caught? Five minutes is a long time, nignog. It's instant, on-command time travel. If you can't keep track of five minutes passing on a clock to not fuck up royally with an ability that literally undoes anything, then you're too much of a retard to responsibly use a knife and fork, let alone time travel.

the way u said it sounded like you would go back in time and kill people.

You could see lots of tits in 5 min

People, this is the basic lesson in superpowers that people seem to ignore all the time, yet time and again it proves to be by far the most powerful and useful choice:

ALWAYS. CHOOSE. TIME. MANIPULATION.

Also use it to get rich

Number 5 is fucking retarded. You mean "Talk to any animal and it understand you, like a person would." With your phrasing it's just talking to an animal like its a person... which millions of people do. Number 1 is illogical as you could easily die from a wealth of different reasons, number 2 is stupid, because unless you sold it, I really doubt even I would be able to understand and use it. Number 6 is a waste of time travel, if it was a little more than maybe you could win the lottery, so 3 is the only decent one, as you could then make that futuristic technology, make a pill so you don't gain weight or get sick, and lastly be able to make a time machine or the ability to talk to animals.

2, because it gives you 1 without the 'normal' lifespan limit.

Animals have nothing to say. Understanding them through language wouldn't gain us anything, they're still stupid fucks.

>multiple applications
How? If you're fat it's not because you enjoy eating. There's also easy solutions to being overweight that don't require you to use up your wish

ye ive been thinking about this one, get rich how, maybe horses but things like lotto have a cut off period long before 5 minutes

Roulette.

>1 . Just see what number it lands on
>2. Go back in time Five Min
>3. Profit

5.
so I can hear what theyre saying while I fuck them
>sincerely whitney

Number 6

Play roulette. You know exactly what time the ball's gonna hit a certain number. Each day a new casino to rob.

Seems like you could have a pretty decent life with 3, so yeah, that one.

2 is very tempting, i guess it depends on the details of how you could use it. If I could then use the technology to make products and sell them, it probably would be by far the best item on the list.

6 would be really good, too. wait until you get the winning lotto numbers then go back in time 5 minutes and buy a ticket with the winning numbers. Rape a hot bitch then go back before you did it. Undo any mistake you make - broken bone, car accident, etc. The 24 hour downtime kind of sucks tho.

4 only fat fucks care about this. Fucking fat fucks burn in hell.

5 who fucking cares about talking to animals. what value does this get you

1 is cool but what if I die in 3 years

3 i already am the smartest person in the world.